wow

this was soooo funny

On Coldplay

We are the best band in the world, but I just wish my hair wasn't falling out (2002)

hahaha nuff said...:dozey:

Haha really funny ones :lol: Love the list.

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On first singing in public at the age of 11

Two girls came up to me afterwards and said, 'We heard you singing', and then they both giggled and ran off, as if to say, 'It was shit.' And my whole life has been that day repeated ever since (2008)

 

On getting an album out

It's like getting an erection: hard to do, but it releases everything (2005)

The better ones :lol:

should have more quotes here!!

I think once he said something along the lines of, "We're musically bisexual."

I thought it was pretty funny. It was from this interview he did with Guy...but I can't remember! :bigcry:

we should definitely have more quotes here. :laugh3:

I think once he said something along the lines of, "We're musically bisexual."

I thought it was pretty funny. It was from this interview he did with Guy...but I can't remember! :bigcry:

I think that was Austin City Limits. Guy was talking about how they love both the studio and the road equally when Chris threw that in.

ON HAVING TROUBLE WITH GIRLS:

 

"I didn't wanna be the guy that made everybody laugh before they go off and bang, I wanted to be the guy that everybody banged!"

 

- Rolling Stone

I think that was Austin City Limits. Guy was talking about how they love both the studio and the road equally when Chris threw that in.

 

Yeah, I think you're right. That must have been it. :)

I went to the concert in Orlando the day after Barack Obama won the election, and in the song Lovers in Japan, he replaced the lyrics "Osaka Sun" with "Obama Won"

:laugh3: Good One!

You like the idea of chocolate & bonadge... :wink3: or kite-flying ...:thinking: ???

 

The kite flying quote cracks me up because of that video interview out there where he's sitting with Jonny talking about kites. Jonny is all giggly and Chris is in full ramble mode about kites. So random and so funny.

Chelsea told me a great Chris quote yesterday:

 

Chris: "And if I'm fed up with being Mr. Coldplay, I try to pretend I'm Rihanna for a day. It's a far sexier way to spend 24 hours."

Here's the link to the "were musically bisexual", it's really funny:)

 

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_ddxoy-q7M]YouTube - Chris and Guy ACL interview 2005[/ame]

I like this one best

 

"On Barack Obama's win

You remember when Take That came back? It feels like that for America (2008)"

 

I love how these make him sound like a douchebag.

I love these quotes, there are a lot of great ones in this interview-

 

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7d-QRFpgfw]YouTube - Chris Martin and Jonny Buckland on Rove Live[/ame]

One of my favorites is

"Jonny is pregnant with the baby of Jon Bon Jovi"- Chris

LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coldplay is Awesome!!!

Hehe, Chris says some pretty strange things at times.

awesome!

Yeah, chris is a bit strange that´s why we love him!!!!!:D

 

On getting an album out

It's like getting an erection: hard to do, but it releases everything (2005)

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::wink3::wink3::wink3::sneaky::sneaky:

wheres this from? :)

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::wink3::wink3::wink3::sneaky::sneaky:

wheres this from? :)

We'll find that out!!

- Anna and Carol Coldplay Detective Agency

 

:lol:

 

MARTIN I do have a song called ''Goose Abuse,'' which goes like this:

''I wouldn't say boo to a goose, because boo to a goose would be goose abuse.''

Which is my favorite line I've ever written, but it just won't make it on the album.

 

 

 

 

 

I am laughing so much!!! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

He's a comedy genius!

The whole interview is here. I recommend you to read it completely!

There are so many more great comments!

 

On his vices

Chocolate... and bondage (2003)

 

 

On getting an album out

It's like getting an erection: hard to do, but it releases everything (2005)

 

 

 

Oh my god I laughed so hard. He is so amazing :laugh3: