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If you were a psycopath (An epic tale is being unraveled in this thread)

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I will have to think on this one. I would think several would link together though. This thread is interesting though.

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Okay,so I left off talking to this girl who had broken my heart and I planned on burning her house down.

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At first I was scared, I was scared! Tired and under prepared. "But I'll wait for it" I said to myself. Sure I crossed lines I shouldn't have crossed. But it had to be done.

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So I finally got up the guts and did it. I burned that place down. It was this mess that I had created. But then I drilled and invaded this house that someone had made. I had to mess it up. After it burnt to the ground I ran over it with a bulldozer. I went backwards. And the I went forwards. Then I went backwards again. So that was crime number one.

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But the words of Chris Martin kept me going.

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Crime number 2

This one was agianst another old friend who I swear had it in for me.

He was coming to get me. He was coming to get us. Me and my friends. Coming to get us just teh way wee were. He was going to tie me to a tree. Tie my hands above my head then sing a song to me. So I had to get him first. 'Cause he was going to murder me.

So I got him first. Being a rather tall man I first cut him down to size. Then I opened up his eyes. Then made him realize what he could not see. See this guy, I could forget but not forgive. So I had to take matters into my own hands. I took him onto a private yacht. Then let him get swallowed by the sea. Never to be seen or heard again.

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Crime number 3

This one was started by somebody who stubbed their toe while walking past me on the street. Am I really that big? In my head I just wanted to take this punk down. In my head I just said "Lord lead me not into temptation". But it wasn't enough. I took that sucker out. Picked him up by his big toe. Held him from a rooftop then I let go. All the way down he was dizzily screaming "Let the windows down". I crawled to the ground hoping nobody saw my crime.

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TO BE CONTINUED

Oh my god :inquisitive:

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part 3 will start as a chose your own adventure

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