granted, but you would have to live on the bottom of the sea

 

I wish i could read more books

Granted, but you lose all of your books

 

I wish I had a pony

granted, but he has explosive diarrhea

 

I wish I were 20 lbs lighter

Granted, but NONE of your clothing

 

I wish the cieling light would stop blinking

granted, but you have to close your eyes!

 

i wish that i had no more assignments

Granted, but now you have 2 tests every day.

 

I wish for my wish to come true.

granted, but after you will have to live with joe satriani...FOREVER

 

i wish i was good at tetris

 

EDIT: when you spell check "satriani", Satanist comes up on my computer:P

granted, but you'll have to play it with your feet.

 

i want to marry chris martin

Granted but you will have to marry Chris Martin, Canadian soybean farmer, not Chris Martin of Coldplay as he's already married.

 

I want to be a billionaire.

granted but you would live alone

 

I want a new cellphone

Granted but you're gonna have a cancer because of the waves :rolleyes:

 

I want to have my driving license

granted but you can't even drive a bike :laugh3:

this game is funny

 

i wish i can get a ticket for muse concert :wacky:

Granted but you'll have exams the same day :P

 

I wanna meet Coldplay

oh shit

 

Granted but if only you travel the world in 3 seconds :wideeyed:

 

i wish i can fly :dance:

granted but your wings would fall of after 2 minutes:uhoh:

 

I wish I was nice:rolleyes:

Granted, but you will have to kiss the ass of everyone in the world you hate.

 

I wish I had a new laptop. :)

granted BUT it is infested with lots of viruses. :(

 

I wish I had 7,000$.

Granted, but you will spend it on Anti-virus for my new laptop. :sad:

 

I want a snuggle. :nice:

granted, but with a pile of cold spoons.

 

 

i want to live by an ocean

Granted, but it will be filled with sharks and your land will be covered in gummi bears (bc sharks like those a lot..)

 

I want HP movie ticks. :dance:

granted, but you have to take me with you :dance:

 

i want a lollipop

I don't mind.

 

Granted, but you have to eat one off the floor of the movie theatre. Filthy! :wideeyed:

 

I want Harry Potter.... :uhoh:

sorry... he is mine

 

 

i want to go to a coldplay concert

Granted. But it won't be British super band Coldplay but a weak tribute band clalled The Colplayers Experience. *shudders* :wideeyed:

 

I want to meet Jonas Bjerre and Guy Berryman so badly.... :(

they wont!

 

haha im dry....

 

 

i want to eat tacos