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Apparatjik

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Yeah you're right, you are boring.

No, *yawns* means YOU'RE boring, thus you made me yawn...get it?

countdowns[/url], I hadn't realized that this one's gonna end pretty soon.... You think we'll get a different vid this time? Or a continuation of Jonas'? :thinking:

I don't know if we're getting a new vid or a sequence to the Theodore one, it's hard to guess anything from just the first vid. :confused:

We'll just have to check the website everyday & wait I guess.

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I find that if a band has an attractive member, I like them, music comes second.

 

Music isn't art, music isn't something to be appreciated and inspire you, it's just about having a sexy front man.

 

O my godz, you r like sooo right, that iz like so troo

 

Guy iz like well, mega fit n' sexie

 

:rolleyes:

 

Hey Ab! :kiss:

I downloaded that one a few days ago, if I write just my first name I get trained assasin :sneaky: but if I write my last name as well I get stripper :gorgeous: :dozey:

 

haha stripper :P

 

and only three days on that countdown til the next vid...d'ya think they've done a vid each..so the last one was Jonas's video..the next one will be by/about on the other guys..? :thinking:

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btw, seen the pic behind the countdown you posted Pris..?

 

:sneaky:

 

 

06.jpg

 

 

this is a nice one too..

 

 

05.jpg

 

I like the new gallery Paula :thumbsup:

Oh, that job predictor thingie...here it is:

Yournamedictatesyourjob

Ab's ideal job is "Emperor of all the world"! :wacko:

 

I did that thing too and I get Internet Hacker when I write my full name:smug:

Loving the fansite! :)

 

 

Just came across it now :nice:

 

 

Thanks! :awesome:

 

I've been on that thing for the past 2 days...FUCKING BRILLIANT! :wacky:

Oh, that job predictor thingie...here it is:

Yournamedictatesyourjob

Ab's ideal job is "Emperor of all the world"! :wacko:

 

thanks Ab!

ha when i type my full name i get a clown. that's pretty accurate i'd say.

when i type in just Lauren i get a nun :sick:

and last name = pole dancer just like you ladies :rolleyes:

haha i love how my first and last names separated are basically exact opposites and then put together = clown. is that what you get when you mix nun and pole dancer? :P

and Ab, im guessing you only typed in "Ab" when you put only your first name, because i did "Abeer" and it gave me "nice old man" :lol::lol:

also, when you do just "Berryman" you get "topless model" :rolleyes:

 

btw, seen the pic behind the countdown you posted Pris..?

 

:sneaky:

 

 

06.jpg

 

 

this is a nice one too..

 

 

05.jpg

 

ah! i keep seeing those an wanting to save them but i didnt know how! thanks Paula! oh and i love how you can see them singing in that second one. :heart:

 

Gallery[/url]

 

Not all the pics, but the most important ones ;)

 

nice Paula!

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ah! i keep seeing those an wanting to save them but i didnt know how! thanks Paula! oh and i love how you can see them singing in that second one. :heart:

 

I know, I love the second one - really wanna see the original photo of that!

 

I can't do the job predictor thingie, my comp crashed and I've lost Excel :bigcry: edit; ok, did it on t'other computer - I'm a Soap Actor (ie River City)

 

haha had to google River City....:lol:

OMG....I've done the job predictor, and guess what?! I'm....a stripper :laugh3: (well, if it's for Guy A, I don't mind....XD)

 

--edit-----------

 

:inquisitive: If I add the accent on the 'é' of my first name, like it's written in french, I'm a head teacher.... :lol:

 

So I guess I'm stripper teacher XDD

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Is that a teacher who strips in her spare time..or someone who teaches stripping..? ;)

Is that a teacher who strips in her spare time..or someone who teaches stripping..? ;)

 

Well, I think I can do both :lol:

Oh yah, nice pics Paula.... :thumbsup: thanks!

 

Thanks! :awesome:

 

I've been on that thing for the past 2 days...FUCKING BRILLIANT! :wacky:

Oh, that job predictor thingie...here it is:

Yournamedictatesyourjob

Ab's ideal job is "Emperor of all the world"! :wacko:

 

Emperor of the world....sound so wicked :lol:

 

thanks Ab!

ha when i type my full name i get a clown. that's pretty accurate i'd say.

when i type in just Lauren i get a nun :sick:

and last name = pole dancer just like you ladies :rolleyes:

haha i love how my first and last names separated are basically exact opposites and then put together = clown. is that what you get when you mix nun and pole dancer? :P

and Ab, im guessing you only typed in "Ab" when you put only your first name, because i did "Abeer" and it gave me "nice old man" :lol::lol:

also, when you do just "Berryman" you get "topless model" :rolleyes:

 

 

 

ah! i keep seeing those an wanting to save them but i didnt know how! thanks Paula! oh and i love how you can see them singing in that second one. :heart:

 

 

 

nice Paula!

 

:P lmao.... this thing is crazy! I think we have all got stripper in something haha what does that say about us? :uhoh2:

 

 

Berryman...yes topless model :charming:

 

 

 

 

heehe...

 

 

Ok so I guess

 

Liz = Supermodel.... (yah right :rolleyes:)

Lizzy = Anything except what your doing right now (:lol:)

Lizzie = Stripper

Elizabeth = Trained Assasin

My full name = Hypnotist

Lizzy Bear = Muppet Impersonator

 

:wacko:

 

 

 

 

And just for kicks... i put in the rest of the coldplay boys names:

Chris Martin = Church Minister , just Chris = Circus Freak :laugh3:

Will Champion = Muppet Impersonator, just Will = Street Sweeper

Jonny Buckland = superhero, just Jonny = Prime Minister

That career thing is obviously seriously malfunctioning because it said I would be a chef :laugh3:

 

My best 'recipe' starts with 'Place product in crisping sleeve and heat on high for two minutes...' :D

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According to the job predictor, my five year boy is gonna grow up to be a "Ho" :laugh3:

 

And just for kicks... i put in the rest of the coldplay boys names:

Chris Martin = Church Minister , just Chris = Circus Freak

Will Champion = Muppet Impersonator, just Will = Street Sweeper

Jonny Buckland = superhero, just Jonny = Prime Minister

 

The rest of the Mew boys...

 

Bo Rune Madsen = Church Minister; just Bo Madsen = Traffic Warden

 

but best of all, just Bo = God :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

Silas Utke Graae Jorgensen = The job you have now :thumbsup:

Silas Graae = Pole Dancer & Silas = Internet Hacker

 

:D

According to the job predictor, my five year boy is gonna grow up to be a "Ho" :laugh3:

 

hahaha :laugh3: when I entered just my second name I got "ho" too:lol:

 

Hello, we are Apparatjik, and we are here to give you: a ninja squirrel

Cool :cool:... :P

According to the job predictor, my five year boy is gonna grow up to be a "Ho" :laugh3:

 

 

 

The rest of the Mew boys...

 

Bo Rune Madsen = Church Minister; just Bo Madsen = Traffic Warden

 

but best of all, just Bo = God :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

Silas Utke Graae Jorgensen = The job you have now :thumbsup:

Silas Graae = Pole Dancer & Silas = Internet Hacker

 

:D

 

:lol:

yes! me and Silas are both pole dancers :P

 

lol@ bo = god :lol:

 

hahaha :laugh3: when I entered just my second name I got "ho" too:lol:

 

 

Cool :cool:... :P

 

is that a reference to strawberry swing? :P

thanks Ab!

ha when i type my full name i get a clown. that's pretty accurate i'd say.

when i type in just Lauren i get a nun :sick:

and last name = pole dancer just like you ladies :rolleyes:

haha i love how my first and last names separated are basically exact opposites and then put together = clown. is that what you get when you mix nun and pole dancer? :P

and Ab, im guessing you only typed in "Ab" when you put only your first name, because i did "Abeer" and it gave me "nice old man" :lol::lol:

also, when you do just "Berryman" you get "topless model" :rolleyes:

Yeah, I saw that...wtf?! :lol:

 

Anywho, has anyone stumbled on this website?

Crazy!

 

AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LINKED US TO "SHORT CIRCUIT 1" TRAILER! :awesome:

I :heart: "Johnny 5"!

"I'm alive, I'm alive!" :cheesy:

My dad taped all the "Short Cetcuit" parts for us when we were kids, & I used to watch them excessively...lol!

New tweet! :cheesy:

 

Apparatjik Is impressed by the early entries submitted less than 20 seconds ago from Twitterrific

 

 

What entries? :thinking:... the one of the intro? la del precio and the connection demon one? :thinking: or am I totally lost? :P

Do they mean the stuff on the upload page...? I still haven't sent anything in, I guess I don't have any good ideas to surrender!

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Just saw that tweet.

 

I assume they mean entries for the intro/connection video thing but what's the point making connections now when there's only one video to go on..:\ *is confused*

:uhoh: the Apparatacle is confused... then there's no hope for us :disappointed:

 

 

:P

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:laugh3:

 

Even the all-knowing, all-seeing Professor Apparat-acle is allowed an off-day you know :embarassed:

 

;)

No she's not :inquisitive:... she must be 100% committed to Apparatjik !

 

 

jk :kiss:

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