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Apparatjik

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I'm ever so confused. :thinking:

 

lol you should get on to twitter Olivia...mind you...twitter is confusing just by itself

Yeaaaah Guy is finally giving us some appara-love through twitter!!! :smug:

 

Cool pic though!!

I swore on my invisible bible I'd never use twitter. But I feel so left out. :\

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Aw, poor Olivia - don't worry you won't miss much cos we always post their tweets here :D

 

All apparatjik's previous tweets have been short little quotes, rather impersonal, but then yesterday we get a new message with a twitpic that so obviously came from Guy (cos he's been very busy lately spamming up the coldplay twitter account :) )

 

I was starting to wonder if the apparatjik tweets were even coming from the boys themselves or if they just had some webmaster or someone that did all their updates....so it's nice to know that at least one of their tweets has been typed in by one of them personally... :dance:

Coolbananas. That'd be weird but totally understandable. They're all so busy with their seperate bands, solo projects and apparatjik together, not to mention personal lives. heh, I messaged Mew on myspace, and sent a friend request (as ive forgotten my ms account info and had to use another) and ive been accepted but no reply. i always forget they ahve people do these things for them. Oh im blabbering on. :shame:

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more twitter fun...

 

...tick tock...we are not here, yet....

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about 1 hour ago from Tweetie

 

edit: image fixed

I swore on my invisible bible I'd never use twitter. But I feel so left out. :\

 

haha yah so did i...but i got one anyways and its nice to be able to see all their tweets and respond.

I'm this | | close to twittering. *sigh*

But I guess it'd be worth it, eh? :p

Loving all the Twitter madness going on, but I'm too lazy to reply.....meh!

Hello, we are Apparatjik, and we are here to give you: a rest

 

:dozey:

Hello, we are Apparatjik, and we are here to give you: a rest

 

:dozey:

Jajajajja, how nice of them :lol:

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I was reading someting about Jonas the other day (I forget where, sorry) that said he liked Indian/spicy food and it got me thinking because Constance Hurt mentions liking spicy food on myspace...and because this pic...

 

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[titled - that's my kind of party, constance!]

 

..is very Jonas-like, I thought maybe they are hinting that Constance = Jonas..? I thought now we have more chicks that are Bjerre-girls...someone might have some insights to share...:)

 

What d'ya think...or am I just reading too much into it as usual..? ;)

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Who?

 

Olivia, have you not seen the top friends of Apparatjik on myspace..?

 

http://www.myspace.com/apparatjik

 

They have;

 

Josie A (who seems like a real person, but has some insider Apparatjik pics in her photo album)

 

Constance Hurt - constant hurt

 

Phyllis Gap - fill this gap

 

Helen Highwater - hell and highwater

 

and

 

Annie Hulleight - annihilate

 

- these four are all clearly fake accounts...and the general consenus is that it's one account for each of the four Apparatjik boys...but we are just guessing really.

 

There's an old old old Magne blog that mentions one or all of these 'ladies' names that the a-ha girls told us about...hang on I'll see if I can find it..

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There's an old old old Magne blog that mentions one or all of these 'ladies' names that the a-ha girls told us about...hang on I'll see if I can find it..

 

Found it....

 

Friday, August 11, 2006

 

ode to the three most important women of my life

 

 

I know what you're thinking; private blogs are just about the biggest bore...

but seriously - these three are the unlauded companions of my entire life and

and now it's time to bring them out into the spotlight - ladies and gents, I present the dream-team:

Phyllis Gap, Constance Hurt, and Helen Highwater...!

 

without whom, and so on and so forth...

 

 

Phyllis Gap

Phyllis Gap

 

make my life a little sweeter

make me look at things with kinder eyes

 

Phyllis Gap

Phyllis Gap

 

make me feel a little stronger

make me last a little longer

 

Phyllis Gap

Phyllis Gap

 

give me more of all I want

give more more of all I need

 

Phyllis Gap

Phyllis Gap

 

won't you try a little harder

please bend over backwards just for me

 

maybe life is something someone can make sense of

and if you're that person in my life

I'm not asking what you haven't got

- I just want what you have, now's that asking such a lot?

 

I'm not demanding what you cannot give

just that when you do, you give to me

cuz everyone has been a disappointment

and now I count on you to set me free

 

Phyllis Gap

Phyllis Gap

 

make my breath a little faster

make me moan from your embrace

 

Phyllis Gap

Phyllis Gap

 

let me drown inside your mind

let me come inside your face

 

Phyllis Gap

Phyllis Gap

 

paint my face into a blissful smile

make my time here worth the while

Okay! I'm up to date now I think. Thatd be interesting. Now know this I agree that Jonas could be Constance. :)

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Is this Jonas in one of Phyllis's pics..?

 

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come up for air, constance

 

????

 

...and one or two of Constance's pics have Japanese writing and statues...

 

...I know I'm clutching at straws here :lol:

THAT TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE HIS ARTWORK.

 

It reminds me of the Why Are You Looking Grave video (maybe?) and some of his concert Projections. You can find pics of his videos online. And maybe some videos on youtube. Actually, in one of their BBC interviews (from 2006) you can see all of them. Jonas likes working with morphed faces/animals. Ect. He's taken all the guys in the bands faces and made them into other things. It could be him.

I looked at their age on their profile....to have a clue...I don't know how old Jonas is but Guy could be Phyllis (even if Guy is one year younger than her)...Annie or Hellen could be Mags (is he married??? If yes, he could be Annie cause she's married too...all the others are singles)...

 

Argh, those boys are torturing us! XD

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^ I know...I've checked the ages before and they didn't quite tie up...I guess that'd give it away too easily..

 

Jonas is about a year younger than me so is 33 in september. Martin is 40. Mags is 47 later this year.

 

(the 'girls' are: Phyllis 32, Connie 34, Annie 44, Helen 49)

 

so even if the ages aren't exactely right, but they are in the right order...that would give us: Phyllis = Guy, Connie = Jonas, Annie = Martin & Helen = Magne :\

 

birthdays

 

18 04 69 Martin

21 09 76 Jonas

01 11 62 Magne

12 04 78 Guy

 

I thought Mags was married, but dunno for sure. I'm pretty sure Martin is married though. We know Guy is single..dunno about Jonas :shrug:

 

I think there's definite clues in there...it's just finding them..

 

 

edit: dunno if these are clues but Annie (Martin?) and Phyllis(Guy?) are smokers...Helen(Mags?) has a dodgy beard and Annie has Martin Terefe-stylee black glasses...:\

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