April 22, 200917 yr Author Actually, something quite funny happened this morning. I came to school late (because of a dentist appointment) and I was about to go to class when I saw there was this little moth in the stairway. So I figured I had at least twenty minutes before this little slip the attendance office gives you allowing you to go back to class expired, and I finaly caught the moth, opened the door going outside at the bottom of the stairway, and let it go. And the door shut behind me. And I was locked out of school. So I started running around the school to get back in, and I ran by this little exit on the side where a janitor was standing around, and he was all like, "Whaachoo dooen ouhtsaide durin cullasses?" (he has this really funny black accent. Not to be racist or anything.) And on account of the fact that I had run the whole way around the school, I said, "Oh... *pant* I... well it's a long story *pantpant*" and I told him my story (which sounds really far-fetched and stupid, right?) and then he said, "MMmmm hmmm, you mean you was smokin' outsaide of yo school." "No. No, I don't *pantpant* smoke." Not that he would be able to tell from, I don't know, my lack of heavy post-smoking breathing or something. "MMMMM HMMM. Yew shouldn't smoke outsaide durin cuhlasses, you know." "... Okay." "Get cho self back into class." So I went in through the janitor's entrance. Then I had to tell my story to ANOTHER janitor. Who gave me the same lecture. Then I went back to the stairway, went up the stairs to my class, THEN I saw that we were meeting in the LIBRARY (ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE SCHOOL) so I ran downstairs, all the way to the library, and went to class. THEN my Biology teacher had the GUMPTION to ASK ME WHY I WAS SO LATE. And I sat in detention for my oh-so-rebellious tardiness. All in all it was quite amusing though. :D
April 22, 200917 yr Author That's basically how most black people talk at my school. We're ghetto like that. It's quite a funny story when told aloud because I'm really good at imitating it XD
April 22, 200917 yr *high five* :P I like sarcasm because it can confuse people when I talk to them on MSN. It's funny. :p
April 22, 200917 yr Author Yeah. Whenever I use sarcasm on the internet people think I'm being serious. As I explained in my new sig.
April 23, 200917 yr WHERE THE FUCK IS IAN! coming up to 48 hours and STILL no reply. GODDAMMIT! has anybody seen him posting yesterday while I wasn't online? because if he hasn't been online then that's cool, but if he has then i'll need to PM him AGAIN! :dozey:
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