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ohh did anyone posted an instruction for that game ? :thinking:

ok boss ... as u say ;)

:waits till noonsun doule posts:

 

yeaaahhh. It was on the first post. :P

 

It's ok, almost everyone here forgets at some point or another. :P

 

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack

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yeaaahhh. It was on the first post.

 

It's ok, almost everyone here forgets at some point or another.

 

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into chris'

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris'

pillow,

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris'

pillow," you're

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris'

pillow," you're so

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris'

pillow, "You're so retarded."

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly,

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow

 

THIS IS SO MESSED UP. I know I've said that about twelve times, but it could stand a little more pointing out. XD

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow and

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Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow and started

 

 

I just read the whole story... I'm dying here... OMG it's so funny... :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow because fondling

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow because fondling is

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow because fondling is really

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow because fondling is really retarded!

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Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow because fondling is really retarded!

 

After

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow because fondling is really retarded!

 

After all

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow because fondling is really retarded!"

 

After all that,

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow because fondling is really retarded!"

 

After all that, Guy

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Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped!

 

Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills.

 

"That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything.

 

Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard.

 

Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe.

 

Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah.

 

When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow because fondling is really retarded!"

 

After all that, Guy was

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