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Does anyone find this funny?

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That's the kind of response I've come to expect from you!:D

You passed the test on here from day one with all that harmless Cornish stuff.

So congratulations!

So how are the pasties by the way??:P

 

Ha if only I could pass my driving test as easily! :confused:

Pasties are very very good, biggest pasty-related news is that at Christmas they made a special "Christmas pasty" which had turkey, potatoes, cranberry sauce, parsnips and also bits of sage and onion stuffing in. Honest to God it was the best pasty ever. I've still got one in the freezer. :P

The best part was they advertised it in the shop, but cleverly didn't mention the stuffing bit, so I got halfway through the pasty and found a little lump of stuffing, and it was an "omg this pasty just got EVEN better!!!" type moment.

 

That's my life.

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Ha if only I could pass my driving test as easily! :confused:

Pasties are very very good, biggest pasty-related news is that at Christmas they made a special "Christmas pasty" which had turkey, potatoes, cranberry sauce, parsnips and also bits of sage and onion stuffing in. Honest to God it was the best pasty ever. I've still got one in the freezer. :P

The best part was they advertised it in the shop, but cleverly didn't mention the stuffing bit, so I got halfway through the pasty and found a little lump of stuffing, and it was an "omg this pasty just got EVEN better!!!" type moment.

 

That's my life.

 

I can hardly imagine a more festive moment than that fifth (or so) bite into a pasty. Upon chewing, one discovers a surprise ingredient! Happy New Year!!! :stunned::stunned:

Seriously guys, I havent really posted here or in the other argument thread but Nathan is gone, he isn't coming back

 

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Who the fuck cares, ignore everything and get on with it already!!! Its so immature over something so trivial. Everyone that is, I am not taking sides. This isn't the forum Ian set out to create so just shut up, lock up and leave the thread and just don't wind each other up or talk to each other if you can help it. If someon antagonises each other again and continues to then report it to a Mod or something, thats what they are here for.

 

End of!!!

 

Sounds good to me. This thread's actually been quite a laugh, but I'm easy.

Dude, how is posting that wavey thing helping your cause seriously!!

The noble thing to do is not to celebrate his departure and just be glad of it ;).

Ha if only I could pass my driving test as easily! :confused:

Pasties are very very good, biggest pasty-related news is that at Christmas they made a special "Christmas pasty" which had turkey, potatoes, cranberry sauce, parsnips and also bits of sage and onion stuffing in. Honest to God it was the best pasty ever. I've still got one in the freezer. :P

The best part was they advertised it in the shop, but cleverly didn't mention the stuffing bit, so I got halfway through the pasty and found a little lump of stuffing, and it was an "omg this pasty just got EVEN better!!!" type moment.

 

 

If that's actually true, I'd just love to try one. It sounds delicious!!:D

Dude, how is posting that wavey thing helping your cause seriously!!

The noble thing to do is not to celebrate his departure and just be glad of it ;).

 

I am glad of it, hence the "wavy thing"!!:P

Here's another one just for you.........................

 

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If that's actually true, I'd just love to try one. It sounds delicious!!:D

 

You doubt me?!??!???

You, Sir, leave me no choice but to show you a picture!!

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That's real. I took it right after I realised how amazing they were, cos I wanted to prove how awesome it was to my girlfriend cos I'm cool like that! :P

She thought I'd made it up as well, she didn't believe they could make such an amazing pasty :)

I am glad of it, hence the "wavy thing"!!:P

Here's another one just for you.........................

 

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those are something special. "cheeseburger.de"?!!

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Hmm...

 

Telling James to go play the bagpipes, eat haggis, watch Taggart, mentioning Michelle McManus in a derogatory way knowing she comes from Scotland...

 

Telling Rick that he has relationships with sheep...

 

Upon reading Briggins spell a word wrong, stating "is that a Canadian word?" knowing full well what the word was, and that it was just a typo...

 

 

Is this racism? I might put it to a poll...

That's OK then, because it's true. I have nothing further to discuss with him.

If he doesn't like my brand of humour, I suggest he starts using his "ignore" button.

If he chooses not to, I can only assume he actually gets some kind of kick out of it.;)

 

This is exactly what I'm talking about. If you will just stop making "scottish" based comments at me and the same type of comments to briggins. We have both clearly said we don't like it. All we are asking is that you stop making those comments altogther, to people who have said they do not like them. We shouldn't have to click the ignore button, You should not be making those comments to people who have said they do not like it. That is all we are asking and have been asking for quite a while.

Hmm...

 

Telling James to go play the bagpipes, eat haggis, watch Taggart, mentioning Michelle McManus in a derogatory way knowing she comes from Scotland...

 

Telling Rick that he has relationships with sheep...

 

Upon reading Briggins spell a word wrong, stating "is that a Canadian word?" knowing full well what the word was, and that it was just a typo...

 

 

Is this racism? I might put it to a poll...

 

well why not put every friggin thing in the world in a poll! Somehow that makes you feel more significant. Those comments are just funny, and if anybody would like to make comments about fat Yanks I would not in the least be offended :cool:

Sorta related, James - for any Scottish comments I have made to you I profusely apologize now, it was only intended in light spirit :).

This is exactly what I'm talking about. If you will just stop making "scottish" based comments at me and the same type of comments to briggins. We have both clearly said we don't like it. All we are asking is that you stop making those comments altogther, to people who have said they do not like them. We shouldn't have to click the ignore button, You should not be making those comments to people who have said they do not like it. That is all we are asking and have been asking for quite a while.

 

and also Nathan could have had said the same about the ignore button... but if a post is offensive, it will be offensive ever if the ignore feature is used

Hmm...

 

Telling James to go play the bagpipes, eat haggis, watch Taggart, mentioning Michelle McManus in a derogatory way knowing she comes from Scotland...

 

Telling Rick that he has relationships with sheep...

 

Upon reading Briggins spell a word wrong, stating "is that a Canadian word?" knowing full well what the word was, and that it was just a typo...

 

 

Is this racism? I might put it to a poll...

 

Maybe you shouldn't put it to a poll, this one didn't exactly go as you wanted with a unanimous result

EDIT: its 50/50 for mark being funny. Hmmm

well why not put every friggin thing in the world in a poll! Somehow that makes you feel more significant. Those comments are just funny, and if anybody would like to make comments about fat Yanks I would not in the least be offended :cool:

 

I would make a comment but your so fat you probably won't be able to hear me.

 

(:P I dunno what that was supposed to be :P)

Maybe you shouldn't put it to a poll, this one didn't exactly go as you wanted with a unanimous result

 

exactly. we're now up to 13 to 13. Probably not the best way to prove your so-called point, Jack :)

I would make a comment but your so fat you probably won't be able to hear me.

 

(:P I dunno what that was supposed to be :P)

hehe. We are indeed a fat nation! It's ok to admit :cool:

We are second fattest :dance: :P.

*feels skinny on behalf of the UK*

exactly. we're now up to 13 to 13. Probably not the best way to prove your so-called point, Jack :)

 

8 posts of the 13 mark's votes are annonymous which means that a person could have voted 5 times :), even if it's a pointless poll, it's not like there's 13 vs 13 real votes

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Well, considering when you click on the public results of the poll, it shows only 8 names who voted Yes, you discount all others.

 

So no, not really. It just shows that you had to log out and invisibly answer the poll to make it even.

 

I stand by my point, more people find it a bad joke than people find it a good joke. That's all my point was. That it wasn't just us "usual suspects" who didn't like his humour.

even if you're right about unfair voting, it's still way more than zero replies :)

Well, considering when you click on the public results of the poll, it shows only 8 names who voted Yes, you discount all others.

 

So no, not really. It just shows that you had to log out and invisibly answer the poll to make it even.

 

I stand by my point, more people find it a bad joke than people find it a good joke. That's all my point was. That it wasn't just us "usual suspects" who didn't like his humour.

 

 

i.e. people are too scared to associate there name with his humor or the same person is voting over and over because they're a pathetic loser.

still means there's a lot of liking of Mark's humor. though you're right it's not the most ethical way of voting. I didn't do that in case anyone is wondering :rolleyes:

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