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Stranger: I HAVE

 

Stranger: A

 

You: VAGINA

 

Stranger: WRONG!

 

You: Oh.

 

You: iFail.

 

Stranger: GUESS AGAIN OR BE FOREVER SHAMES

 

You: PINEAPPLE

 

Stranger: SHAMED

 

You: I'M SHAMES.

 

Stranger: FUCK YES, NIGGA I'M SWIMMIN IN PINEAPPLES OVER HERE

 

You: YYEEEEUUUUUHHHH BOIIIII

 

Stranger: SHIT YEAH, COME CHECK THESE FUCKIN' BITCHES OUT

 

Stranger: YOU WANT SOME PINEAPPLE, YOU LITTLE SHIT?

 

You: SLICE THEM BITCHES UP

 

You: MOFO

 

Stranger: OH FUCK.

 

Stranger: I'M SLICIN

 

You: AND DICIN?

 

Stranger: HOLD ON MOTHERFUCKER

 

Stranger: ONE STEP AT A TIME

 

Stranger: OK

 

You: RIGHT

 

Stranger: NOW I'M DICIN'

 

You: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

 

You: SHIT, MAN

 

Stranger: DICIN' THIS SHIT UP SO HARD

 

Stranger: GODDAMN

 

Stranger: HERE YOU GO, A PLATE OF SLICED AND DICED PINEAPPLES FOR YOUR DINING PLEASURE, MOTHERFUCKER

 

You: I CAN SMELL THAT FUCKIN JUICE MAN

 

You: YEAH

 

You: Thank you kindly.

 

You: MOTHERFUCKER

 

Stranger: SHIT YEAH, YOU WELCOM

 

Stranger: E

 

You: IT'S LIKE A FUCKIN PARTY IN MY MOUTH

 

Stranger: A HOEDOWN IN MY STOMACH

 

Stranger: A FIESTA IN MY LARGE INTESTINE

 

Stranger: A RAVE IN MY RECTUM

 

You: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, BOYEEEE

 

You: I HAVE A CONFESSION

 

Stranger: OH SHIT, WHAT?

 

You: I'M...

 

You: WHITE.

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

^:lol::lol:

that's so awesome

NEW GAME! Get somebody to disconnect in under 4 messages.

 

I got someone to disconnect in 1 just now.

 

Edit:

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi.

You: When they say, 'Say hi!" they don't actually mean it.

Stranger: Lol

You: Well, that's just my theory.

Stranger: Well fuck you to faggot

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You: hello!

 

Stranger: hi

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:smug:

:lol:

ONE!!!

 

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You: Give me the song and I'll sing it like I mean it

Give me the words and I'll say them like I mean it

 

'Cos you got my heart in a headlock

You stopped the blood, made my head soft

And god knows

You got me sewn

 

Nah nah nah x8

 

Danny boy, don't be afraid, to shake that ass, and misbehave

Danny boy, I now you got time, but what are you waiting for,

Anyway the dust may just blow away, if you wait for a windy day

But you may find the chance has passed you by

 

I can't do the walk

I can't do the talk

I can't be your friend

Unless I pretend

 

So give me the song and I'll sing it like I mean it

So give me the words and I'll say them like I mean it

 

Cos you got my heart in a headlock

You stopped the blood, made my head soft

And god knows

You've got me sewn

 

Nah nah nah

 

Danny boy, don�t be a fool

Take upon to break the rule

Danny boy your lookin so low

You lookin like the dead grown old

Anyway the blues just may wash away, if you wait for a rainy day

But you may find, the chance had past you by

 

I can't do the walk

I can't do the talk

I can't be your friend

Unless I pretend

 

So give me the song and I'll sing it like I mean it

Give me the words and I'll say them like I mean it

 

Cos you got my heart in a headlock

You stopped the blood and made my head soft

You've got my heart in a headlock

You stopped the blood and made my head soft

made my head soft

made my head soft

made my head soft

made my head soft

Yeah, yeah, yeah

oh Yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: asl

Stranger: please tell me you're horny

 

ewww lol

Stranger: who u listening too

You: coldplay

Stranger: oh no

Stranger: put that nife down haha

Stranger: depressing they are

You: OMG

Stranger: : D

 

Stranger: : P

Stranger: u got msn

You: yhh

You: omg i love coldplay lool

Stranger: they alright

Stranger: just a bit annoying

Stranger: his voice

Stranger: grates

Stranger: he needs a kick in the balls

 

OMFG !!!

 

 

 

2994 users online

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: hey

 

Stranger: Hi

 

You: have you ever jumped to a river?

 

Stranger: Have you ever sucked off a platipus?

 

You: no

 

You: and you?

 

Stranger: Then we're on a level playing field my friend.

 

Stranger: No, why do you asked if I've jumped a river?

 

You: oh really?

 

You: because I did once, and I saw something quite captivating

 

Stranger: Was it water?

 

You: clever

 

You: but not

 

Stranger: What did you see?

 

You: a platipus

 

Stranger: I see

 

Stranger: Did you suck it off.

 

You: no

 

You: what does it feel like?

 

You: is n't it poisonous?

 

Stranger: is k

 

You: and why should I try it?

 

Stranger: is gud

 

 

....

 

 

second try

 

 

 

2964 users online

 

 

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Stranger: I'm 19/m/UK

 

You: m?

 

Stranger: How are you?

 

Stranger: Yes.

 

You: I'm very well

 

Stranger: Good

 

You: you?

 

Stranger: You got summer planned out?

 

You: yes

 

You: I jumped to the river

 

You: and do you kow what did I see?

 

Stranger: Sharks?

 

You: nope

 

Stranger: Ass?

 

You: keep trying

 

You: perhaps

 

Stranger: Cock?

 

You: neither

 

You: is black

 

Stranger: No idea

 

You: but none of the above

 

Stranger: water?

 

You: no

 

Stranger: ANSWER ME

 

You: darkness

 

Stranger: Oh

 

Stranger: Your asl?

 

You: I can't see underwater

 

Stranger: HOW OLD ARE YOU

 

You: 42

 

Stranger: You hot?

 

third try

 

 

3002 users online

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: I jumped to the river and what did I see?

 

Stranger: A fish

 

You: nope

 

You: it's black

 

Stranger: A nigger?

 

You: not that black

 

You: just a part of its body was black in fact

 

Stranger: A PANDA

 

 

You: pandas don't swim

 

You: they just eat bambu and fuck

 

You: have you ever heard of a famous british 5 members band?

 

Stranger: No

 

You: then do some research

 

You have disconnected.

 

fourth try

 

 

2990 users online

 

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Stranger: asl?

 

You: aslrsro?

 

Stranger: 18 m russia

 

You: I jumped to a river

 

You: and you know what did I see?

 

Stranger: what?

 

You: they had black eyes

 

You: another clue?

 

You: you have no idea what I'm talking about, right?

 

You: oh god *sighs¨*

 

You have disconnected.

 

fifth try, or give up

 

 

 

2962 users online

 

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Stranger: hi

 

You: hello

 

Stranger: how r u

 

You: very well and you?

 

Stranger: good

 

You: I don't care about your age nor sex... I just want you to answer one question, clear?

 

Stranger: yes

 

Stranger: im 20 f

 

You: I jumped to a river and you know what did I see?

 

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finally too! :dance:

 

 

2967 users online

 

 

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You: hi

 

Stranger: hi!

 

You: we're all accidents

 

Stranger: oh i know.

 

Stranger: My dad's condom broke

 

Stranger: so here i am

 

You: yes

 

You: just waiting to happen

 

Stranger: well that's very clever.

 

Stranger: and a little cliche

 

You: it's a quote

 

Stranger: yeah i know

 

You: from whom?

 

Stranger: don't know

 

Stranger: Do I want to?

 

 

You: you said you knew

 

Stranger: well i know it's a quote

 

Stranger: i don't know who said it

 

Stranger: it's very cliche quote

 

Stranger: are you this guy's fanboy or something?

 

You: no

 

Stranger: oh ok

 

You: but I was listening to the song

 

Stranger: ah

 

You: and what if Im fan girl?

 

Stranger: what song?

 

Stranger: that's ok

 

You: there

 

Stranger: i'm not sexist

 

You: there

 

Stranger: that's the song?

 

Stranger: who's it by?

 

You: type it on google

 

Stranger: there? just 'there'?

 

Stranger: al right

 

You: n

 

You: o

 

You: there there

 

Stranger: ah radio head

 

Stranger: kinda like radio shack, yet completely different

 

You: exactly

 

You: you are smart

 

You: so

 

Stranger: thanks

 

You: let me see if you can answer this question

 

Stranger: so?

 

Stranger: ok

 

You: I jumped to the river and what did I see?

 

Stranger: Black-eyed angels swam with me

 

You: ding ding ding

 

You: we've got a winner

 

Stranger: what do i win?

 

You: you're the first one to answer it

 

You: I have answered this to 24 random people

 

Stranger: well, i had my friend google to help

 

Stranger: why are you asking?

 

You: I don't know

 

Stranger: an experiment?

 

You: yup

 

Stranger: cool

 

You: unfortunately I haven't got any rats

 

Stranger: oh, that's okay

 

Stranger: it's a sociological experiment

 

Stranger: on people

 

You: but rats work too

 

Stranger: yeah, but i dont think they like radiohead

 

You: we share 95 % of our genetic info

 

You: oh yes

 

You: bears and rats love radoihead

 

You: for some strange reason

 

Stranger: omg there is a giant cockroach on my floor!

 

Stranger: hold on a sec

 

You: oh my god

 

You: call the police!!

 

You: good bye

 

You: and be happy sicne you are clever

 

 

 

ONE i win :smug:

(i saw this being done by another girl on another forum so i had to try)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: You know, when one of us clicks “disconnect,” it’s almost a certainty that we will never speak to one another again.

Doesn’t that make this moment special?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

I guess he/she didn't agree. :rolleyes:

:smug:

:smug: what, paul?

Nothing. :smug:

Okey :smug:

:smug:

Stranger: hello

You: olleh

Stranger: where are you from?

You: nedews

You: uoy?

Stranger: lagutrop

You: ha.. s'ti toh ereht, thgir?

Stranger: sey...semitemos, won si remmus

You: ha, I ees

Stranger: gnirob etirw siht yaw

Stranger: uoy ekil ti

Stranger: dab

Stranger: si dab

Stranger: t'nod uoy kniht

You: on, I ekil ti siht yaw (:

You: tub ti sekat emit

You: os... od uoy ekil yalpdloc?

:lol:

Um........... :thinking: I have no words. This was so freaking funny!

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: suprise me!

Stranger: BOO!!!

You: AHHHH

You: not that scary

Stranger: sorry

You: :)

You: bff?

Stranger: me?

You: you :)

Stranger: yes that's me

Stranger: i'm always here for you . you know that

You: the same to you

let's never be apart

Stranger: never again

You: NEVER

Stranger: is this what love is?

You: yes :)

Stranger: right here right now we are in love at last!

You: finally!

Stranger: i've been waiting for this second

You: i've been afraid of this moment

You: ouuppp did i just post that out loud?

Stranger: no i didn't hear anything

You: good :)

Stranger: does this just keep goin on like this

Stranger: for eternity?

You: ofc :)

dont you want that? :(

Stranger: i do. i was just wondering

You: that's ok

let's get married in canada :)

Stranger: ok how about BC

Stranger: vancouver?

You: works aswell :)

Stranger: ok this is all happening so quick

You: no no no

dont get cold feets now :'(

dont leave me honey!

Stranger: well i guess now that i've had more time to think about it

Stranger: I'm ready!

Stranger: let's do it

You: let's :)

Stranger: my heart only belongs to you

You: your a part of me

Stranger: what shall we name our first born?

You: chris martin :)

Stranger: ok, who's that

You: the singer in coldplay :)

Stranger: oh sorry

Stranger: i didn't know his name

You: well that's okey

You: but what if it's a girl?

Stranger: what if it's a girl though?

You: haha, same ;)

You: um.... how about kate moss :)

Stranger: awesome

Stranger: i just hope she doesn't grow up to be anerexic

You: no... we have to make them good food :)

You: but not to much

Stranger: yes, you cook?

You: no... :(

do you?

Stranger: i can

Stranger: not the best

Stranger: we'll hire a chef though

You: yes... and eat sushi all day long :)

Stranger: yes!

Stranger: and cheeseburgers?

You: no... not good for the health...

Stranger: oh right

You: think about the children!

Stranger: better yes

Stranger: no red meat

You: exaclty

You: you read my mind :)

Stranger: i am psychic

You: me too :)

Stranger: really that's my profession

You: we totally belong togheter

You: that's cool

You: :)

Stranger: not really

You: yes

Stranger: but i guess you already knew that

You: ARE WE JUST HAVING OUR FIRST FIGHT?! :'(

Stranger: yes

You: yes I did

Stranger: i appologize

Stranger: i lost my cool for a second

You: good... but I can never forgive you.....

You: unless we get another baby

You: :)

Stranger: ok

You: how about a shemale this time? :)

Stranger: haha

Stranger: what do we name it?

Stranger: pat?

You: awesome :)

Stranger: we could have twins

You: we could have more then twins, beyond twins... :)

Stranger: i would like some siamese twins connected at the hip

Stranger: you think you could do that for me?

You: i could do anything for you :)

Stranger: thanks baby

Stranger: that's why i love you

You: i know :)

Stranger: now let's get started on this baby making

You: uehmm....

You: *babymaking*

done?

Stranger: was it good for you?

You: yes :) you?

Stranger: perfect

You: :)

You: i know what you like

Stranger: i need a cigarette now

You: no! you must quit smoking! think about your unborn babies goddamnit!

Stranger: i think we're about to enter into the second fight of this marriage

You: maybe this was a bad idea :(

Stranger: maybe is you weren't such a hypocrital bitch to me all the goddamn time!

Stranger: *throws random furniture*

You: excuse me?! i dont know who you have become anymore?! :'(

You: ARE YOU ON DRUGS? ARE YOU?! TELL ME!

Stranger: just peyote

Stranger: i think that's hardly a drug

Stranger: why don't you call you mom to pick you up

You: should I leave?! this is my appartment! get out!!

Stranger: but but..

You: AND YOUR PORN WITH YOU!

Stranger: ii

Stranger: wait

Stranger: what are we doing?

You: you are right... we love each other :)

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i still love you

Stranger: i'm not going anywhere

You: :) let's buy a house

Stranger: that's what we need

Stranger: we're too cramped here

You: that must be it

You: i want an big house

You: with an english garden

You: :)

Stranger: let's move to the countryside

You: let's :)

and let's get three dogs and a fat cat :)

Stranger: i'll buy you that horse you always wanted

You: oh, honey you shouldn't have :)

Stranger: no problem

You: that's why I love you :)

you have money :)

Stranger: i just got fired

You: what?! :o

Stranger: i didn't know how to break it to you

You: and you think this is the right time to tell?!

don't you care about MY feelings?!

Stranger: we can always collect welfare

Stranger: you just loved my money be honest

You: yes I only love your money :)

You: but now when you don't have any.......

You: I don't know....

Stranger: I'm having a heart attack..ugh..ugh!

You: NO, hospitals cost!

Stranger: *falls over dead*

You: who will now pay maintenance?! :''''(

Stranger: it's been a good life together. but now my ghost is going off to harass someother unsuspecting people.

You: bye honey!

Stranger: bye love!

Stranger: i'll never forget you

You: me neither. :)

Stranger: bye

 

yay :)

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You: tell me a secret! :)

Stranger: i like potatoes

Stranger: shhhh

You: *keeps it secret*

Stranger: thank u i really appreciate that

You: :)

i'm here for you

Stranger: wow thats really kind of u

You: yeah. :)

Stranger: i don't have any friends so i'm happy to know that i have one

You: awww

our friendship is really strong

bff? :)

Stranger: yes

You: awwww

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Sorry for spamming this thread. :disappointed:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Beware the ides of March.

Stranger: hey

You: Beware the ides of March.

Stranger: fuch u!!!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

I was halfway through typing "A soothsayer bids you beware the ides of March." before he disconnected. =(

 

Well, it's not totally inaccurate.

You: not that black

 

You: just a part of its body was black in fact

 

Stranger: A PANDA

 

You: pandas don't swim

 

You: they just eat bambu and fuck

 

:lol:

 

You: hi

 

Stranger: hi!

 

You: we're all accidents

 

Stranger: oh i know.

 

Stranger: My dad's condom broke

 

Stranger: so here i am

 

You: yes

 

You: just waiting to happen

 

Stranger: well that's very clever.

 

Stranger: and a little cliche

 

You: it's a quote

 

Stranger: yeah i know

 

You: from whom?

 

Stranger: don't know

 

Stranger: Do I want to?

 

 

You: you said you knew

 

Stranger: well i know it's a quote

 

Stranger: i don't know who said it

 

Stranger: it's very cliche quote

 

Stranger: are you this guy's fanboy or something?

 

You: no

 

Stranger: oh ok

 

You: but I was listening to the song

 

Stranger: ah

 

You: and what if Im fan girl?

 

Stranger: what song?

 

Stranger: that's ok

 

You: there

 

Stranger: i'm not sexist

 

You: there

 

Stranger: that's the song?

 

Stranger: who's it by?

 

You: type it on google

 

Stranger: there? just 'there'?

 

Stranger: al right

 

You: n

 

You: o

 

You: there there

 

Stranger: ah radio head

 

Stranger: kinda like radio shack, yet completely different

 

You: exactly

 

You: you are smart

 

You: so

 

Stranger: thanks

 

You: let me see if you can answer this question

 

Stranger: so?

 

Stranger: ok

 

You: I jumped to the river and what did I see?

 

Stranger: Black-eyed angels swam with me

 

You: ding ding ding

 

You: we've got a winner

 

Stranger: what do i win?

 

You: you're the first one to answer it

 

You: I have answered this to 24 random people

 

Stranger: well, i had my friend google to help

 

Stranger: why are you asking?

 

You: I don't know

 

Stranger: an experiment?

 

You: yup

 

Stranger: cool

 

You: unfortunately I haven't got any rats

 

Stranger: oh, that's okay

 

Stranger: it's a sociological experiment

 

Stranger: on people

 

You: but rats work too

 

Stranger: yeah, but i dont think they like radiohead

 

You: we share 95 % of our genetic info

 

You: oh yes

 

You: bears and rats love radoihead

 

You: for some strange reason

 

Stranger: omg there is a giant cockroach on my floor!

 

Stranger: hold on a sec

 

You: oh my god

 

You: call the police!!

 

You: good bye

 

You: and be happy sicne you are clever

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You: not that black

You: just a part of its body was black in fact

Stranger: A PANDA

You: pandas don't swim

You: they just eat bambu and fuck

:laugh3:

 

Lol!

I think I just made another Coldplay fan. I'm so proud. :heart:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I came along

I wrote a song for you

Stranger: o.. ok

You: And all the things you do

And it was called yellow

You: "Look at the stars,

Look how they shine for you,

And everything you do,

Yeah they were all yellow,"

You: Like it?

Stranger: yes

You: Then you should listen to Coldplay :)

You have disconnected.

hey, don't be that bad to pandas, they are awesome animals, they can walk and play too