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I'm uncomfortable dancing in public, I hate the social pressure and obligation that comes with it. Every formal dance or club I've been to I've loathed the music and atmosphere. It just feels so unnnatural to me, I'm the kind of guy that closes his eyes and nods his head. If I'm alone and really like the music I'll move around some, but I see it as a form of personal expression, not some stupid social event.

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I'm uncomfortable dancing in public, I hate the social pressure and obligation that comes with it. Every formal dance or club I've been to I've loathed the music and atmosphere. It just feels so unnnatural to me, I'm the kind of guy that closes his eyes and nods his head. If I'm alone and really like the music I'll move around some, but I see it as a form of personal expression, not some stupid social event.

 

I'm the same way. I just can't dance in public.

 

I tried it before, and it ended badly. Basically you get started and everyone's like "Ohh look at that white boy dance!" and then before you know it you're surrounded by Hepatitis-B hoochie mommas grinding against you and rusty hypodermic needles in your calves. And the cab ride home is just the icing on the cake.

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I'm the same way. I just can't dance in public.

 

I tried it before, and it ended badly. Basically you get started and everyone's like "Ohh look at that white boy dance!" and then before you know it you're surrounded by Hepatitis-B hoochie mommas grinding against you and rusty hypodermic needles in your calves. And the cab ride home is just the icing on the cake.

 

Haha! This is pretty much exactly how I feel about it.

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I'm the same way. I just can't dance in public.

 

I tried it before, and it ended badly. Basically you get started and everyone's like "Ohh look at that white boy dance!" and then before you know it you're surrounded by Hepatitis-B hoochie mommas grinding against you and rusty hypodermic needles in your calves. And the cab ride home is just the icing on the cake.

 

Sounds like you're visiting the wrong clubs and dancing to the wrong kind of music.

If you get in the "house" you won't get those sorts of problems.;)

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I'm the same way. I just can't dance in public.

 

I tried it before, and it ended badly. Basically you get started and everyone's like "Ohh look at that white boy dance!" and then before you know it you're surrounded by Hepatitis-B hoochie mommas grinding against you and rusty hypodermic needles in your calves. And the cab ride home is just the icing on the cake.

 

I'd say most people you'll meet in clubs are way too drunk to notice.

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