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The "Stand Up" thread.

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Go on then, Stand up. You're no doubt sitting down right now.

 

LOLOLOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :laugh3: :sneaky: :lol: :laugh3: :lol:

 

I know that was dangerously witty for y'all, but that is not what this thread is about.

Stand up comedy, I'm sure we love it. Yes?

 

You can use this thread to exchange words/images/videos/audio/credit cards details (Maybe not that last one), about all this Stand Up Comedy.

 

People may say "This shouldn't be in this section of coldplaying, and to those people I say, NA NA NA NAA NA!

 

 

 

P.S. I'm sorry if you had a wit filled explosion at the start. x

the King of Stand Up

 

 

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjJCIbC9sxA]YouTube - Jim Gaffigan on christmas and Easter[/ame]

 

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9c9lAfXQHs]YouTube - Hot Pockets![/ame]

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Clips from my favourite stand ups:

 

Russell Brand

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhSbaIq3GGY]YouTube - Russell Brand in NYC - Death Threats[/ame]

 

Stewart Lee

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YE9Kthyaco]YouTube - Stewart Lee - Joe Pasquale joke[/ame]

 

Ross Noble

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxVec_zCC80]YouTube - Ross Noble - Never put a blanket over an owl[/ame]

 

Bill Bailey

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_HyS94O2h0]YouTube - Bill Bailey - Starky & Hutch[/ame]

I saw Stewart Lee's comedy vehicle last night, boy is his sense of humour going downhill, and he knows it, its part of the joke in a way.

 

Ive seen it every week on BBC2 except for one episode I missed, and theres been very few highlights.

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I saw Stewart Lee's comedy vehicle last night, boy is his sense of humour going downhill, and he knows it, its part of the joke in a way.

 

Ive seen it every week on BBC2 except for one episode I missed, and theres been very few highlights.

 

I'd disagree with him losing his sense of humour, but then again, I only really got into him recently (First episode of "Comedy Vehicle" infact)

Sit doooooown! :smug:

 

[ame=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zVpLSRe0P1E]YouTube - Alan Partridge - Cone but not forgotten[/ame]

^ HAHAHAHA. Partridge PWNAGE.

Any chance you posted in the wrong thread Bryce?

 

No Line on the Horizon

1. “No Line On The Horizon”

2. “Magnificent”

3. “Moment of Surrender”

4. “Unknown Caller”

5. “I’ll Go Crazy If I Don’t Go Crazy Tonight”

6. “Get On Your Boots”

7. “Stand Up Comedy”

8. “Fez – Being Born”

9. “White As Snow”

10. “Breathe”

11. “Cedars Of Lebanon”

 

 

while we're at it...

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1ke7C_i-CY&feature=related]YouTube - Radiohead - Sit Down. Stand Up. [Glastonbury 2003][/ame]

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No Line on the Horizon

1. “No Line On The Horizon”

2. “Magnificent”

3. “Moment of Surrender”

4. “Unknown Caller”

5. “I’ll Go Crazy If I Don’t Go Crazy Tonight”

6. “Get On Your Boots”

7. “Stand Up Comedy”

8. “Fez – Being Born”

9. “White As Snow”

10. “Breathe”

11. “Cedars Of Lebanon”

 

 

while we're at it...

 

 

Ah, okay. I'm not a U2 fan so I wouldn't know. Sorry Bryce-asaurus.

KATHY GRIFFIN.

 

WUT.

 

Sorry, but I find her to be extremely annoying. :shifty:

^^oh, i know, she can be. that's why i listen/watch her in small amouts. :P

 

if you don't listen to her a lot, she's really funny. :D

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I thought I'd bump this thread, as a lot of Stand Up's are being mentioned all over the place. C'mere, you comedy lovers you.

 

(I made this thread quite a while ago, so please forgive me for any terrible jokes that may be contained within. I'm better now.)

I saw Stewart Lee's comedy vehicle last night, boy is his sense of humour going downhill, and he knows it, its part of the joke in a way.

 

Ive seen it every week on BBC2 except for one episode I missed, and theres been very few highlights.

 

I saw him live last week and he was so funny. Self-deprecation is part of the joke and it's a very funny part.

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Mark Watson

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7lPYo2b0sA&NR=1]YouTube- Mark Watson New Zealand Comedy Festival 08[/ame]

 

He's my current favourite.

Can this just be the general comedy thread because I love this scene more than anything that has gone in comedy!

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ7EPVQXUM8]YouTube- Alan Partridge - Cup of Beans[/ame]

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Can this just be the general comedy thread because I love this scene more than anything that has gone in comedy!

 

 

I'd say more of a Stand Up thread. I'm sure I made a comedy one a while back. I'll have a look.

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