I'm gonna edit that post now as it has brought a slight smile back to his face, me turning a situation weird like that.

 

And also I don't like to post inappropriate things about people who have deceased family....

I have deceased family, I have death all around me, one of my best mates died! Jamie must know that I wrote that without thinking AND that I'm not like that

Jamie is fine. He knew what intention it was meant with. He forgives you :nice:. We just wanted to teach you guys a lesson. Think before you speak....

 

Courtesy Chris, PR Manager, JR Records Limited.

Okay good, but I feel soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad, He probs won't want to see me in Manchester now :(

...

 

*shoots self in face for the third time*

Sorry we had to do that. There are teachers.... and then there are educators :).

^ Witty and true.

 

Another 11 points for you, sir.

:sweatdrop:

Maybe I should start referring to myself as Richard Alpert from now on...

look, there are many things that I have that you will never have...

 

I.e. A girlfriend.

 

 

but on the bright side, there are things that you have that I can't take away from you...

 

i.e. A bastard child with a slut from newcastle.

 

 

ps. Zing. :kiss:

 

 

 

*sigh*

 

The funny thing is, both of your points are killed by the thread and situation you're referencing.

 

considering this "slut from newcastle" is my girlfriend from university. but you're probably struggling to read from up there on your high horse.

 

oh, and to help you, i bolded the word that kills the first point, if it wasn't clear enough for you.

also, i think it's rather ironic that people are having a go at si for making a joke about JD's life situation.

 

i'm guessing from reading these posts that his mam died a few years ago, and he doesn't like people making jokes about it, huh?

 

i just think it's a bit shady that in the same thread that someone else is condemned for making jokes about that, he can openly critisize and insult someone else based on their situations.

 

 

'cause i know i wouldn't make jokes about his mam.

Ok, Jamie. Pick which of these JD quote is your fav and I'll make you the best damn avi you've ever seen (yes, I'm that bored:dozey:):

 

 

I just Marcia Brady'd your ass.

 

 

My peep's on the fritz

 

 

Bitches and Hoes.

 

 

Oh, my God, I just said slave to my black girlfriend!

 

 

Hugh Jackman is Wolverine! How dare he!

Well judging by your sig...it wont be that good really

Well judging by your sig...it wont be that good really

my sig owns

What does it own?

What does it own?

your mom ohhhhh

 

 

 

 

 

 

'cept it's too big and I can't figure out how to shrink it without making it ridiculously small :thinking:

your mom ohhhhh

 

 

 

 

 

 

'cept it's too big and I can't figure out how to shrink it without making it ridiculously small :thinking:

 

controversial

There we go, now it's a good size

 

 

 

Anyway Jamie, I could try making an image or a Gif for an avi if you still want one

Ok, Jamie. Pick which of these JD quote is your fav and I'll make you the best damn avi you've ever seen (yes, I'm that bored:dozey:):

 

 

I just Marcia Brady'd your ass.

 

 

My peep's on the fritz

 

 

Bitches and Hoes.

 

 

Oh, my God, I just said slave to my black girlfriend!

 

 

Hugh Jackman is Wolverine! How dare he!

 

 

The Wolverine quote would be topical, but my fave is

 

My peep's on the fritz :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

considering this "slut from newcastle" is my girlfriend from university.

 

Say, I'm not normally one to continue arguments when I'm oh so clearly in the lead, but what the hell, I'll give it my best;

 

Quote from your 'Name my bastard child' thread.

 

So I've been sorta keeping a secret (well, I haven't, I just haven't told anyone from here about it), but basically, a girl at University I had a one night stand with is pregnant with my baby. This was about 9 weeks ago now so we don't know the sex of the baby yet but we're starting to get over the shock and get into the excitement.

 

I know it's early but whenever in the past I've daydreamt about having kids, I've never been able to settle on the names for them, so I'm trying to get a headstart. I don't wanna be sitting down to dinner one night and hearing "So I have the perfect name for our baby and nothing you can say will change my mind!"

 

We're dating now, by the way. I know, it's a rough way to start a relationship but I'm trying to stay positive, my last relationship started very calmly and if you know me well at all, you know how that turned out.

 

So, any suggestions? :D

 

The ONLY reason she is your "girlfriend" is because she is pregnant (if this isn't a ploy for attention). It won't work, and there's no point in trying because it was a one night stand. you're both fucking idiots and your "baby" deserves better, for starters, it's dad is a cunt and it's mother is jussssst plain loose.

 

thanks for playing :)

 

you can go ahead and insult me for my choice of username or the fact that my mum died (not that I take you as THAT kind of a cunt, but hell, go for it) - there is nothing you have on me that affects me in the slightest.

 

You have ruined your life, fucked it up beyond repair.... good luck with that :thumbsup:

You have ruined your life, fucked it up beyond repair.... good luck with that :thumbsup:

 

Could be worse, he could look like Nathan.

 

:P

OK Jamie. All I had to work with was your black and white pic, so black and white it is.

 

*10 blade...........lap sponge.......3.0 silk on a needle driver........*attaches Jamie's head onto Zach's bod*

 

:D

Say, I'm not normally one to continue arguments when I'm oh so clearly in the lead, but what the hell, I'll give it my best;

 

Quote from your 'Name my bastard child' thread.

 

 

 

The ONLY reason she is your "girlfriend" is because she is pregnant (if this isn't a ploy for attention). It won't work, and there's no point in trying because it was a one night stand. you're both fucking idiots and your "baby" deserves better, for starters, it's dad is a cunt and it's mother is jussssst plain loose.

 

thanks for playing :)

 

you can go ahead and insult me for my choice of username or the fact that my mum died (not that I take you as THAT kind of a cunt, but hell, go for it) - there is nothing you have on me that affects me in the slightest.

 

You have ruined your life, fucked it up beyond repair.... good luck with that :thumbsup:

 

 

 

You've never met me. You've never met her. How can you say that we are only together because she is pregnant? Because that's what happened to JD and Kim? And it didn't work for them? You know, life isn't like Scrubs.

 

And as for saying I've fucked up my life and that I'm a cunt and my kid deserves better, you should know that when the day comes I'll be the best dad possible.

 

You know it's funny that you're calling me a cunt, and that I'd insult you, but there's a difference between calling someone's username unoriginal and calling someone a cunt, calling his girlfriend a slut, and saying that they've fucked up their life beyond repair.

 

You should realise that I'd never insult you because your mam died. My dad's in hospital right now dying. The same dad I didn't see for 7 years because he's an alcoholic. So no, I'm not that kind of cunt, but clearly you are. Who the fuck are you to comment on my life and my situation when you have no fucking idea what's going on in my life?

 

And for what? Because I called your screen name on an internet forum unoriginal? I don't recall talking to you at any other point on this forum. I said your forum username unoriginal and that warrants this?

 

I'm out.