Why, pray tell, would some one whack you

On the head with a metal rod?

I guess it would be to try to crack you

On the head to break... break your... ummmm...

fock.

i do not quite know,

that is why i need a dictionary,

to rhyme things with grass and snow.

i should check out the library

Good night, good night,

I'm about to flick off the light.

Gonna see if the bed bugs bite.

Everybody hurry, wish me sleep tight.

Hope I don't get any frights in the night

Cuz if I do, then that'd be quite

An awfully scarily terrifying plight.

 

 

I'm going to go to sleep tonight.

Even though I'm not that sleepy.

Going to make it dark, not bright.

Ready to count the sheepies. :wacko:

night dear sara

go to sleep

and sleep without terror

by counting sheep.

tell you im sorry

i cant stop to worry

I should do this just fine.

Even if it's my first time

People always tell me I talk in a rhyme.

It's never intentional like it is now,

But I know I can manage doing it somehow.

Oh, look what I've done.

And all in good fun.

I've posted and posted and now I gotta run. :D

Y'all have a nice day on this board for Coldplay,

I hope I did this right, though I skipped the rules page.

your doing great at rhyming

very good and it rhymes

with such perfect timing

no such rhyming crimes

This thread is so nice it's really cool.

I wish other band forums had as many games.

I feel so bored sometimes when I'm there.

Sometimes they're forums are rarely updated and it's totally lame.

But all the same, I dont go on forums often

but when I do, I only return often to interact with fellow fans like you

i can not think today

of anything to say

A storm is coming with five inches of rain

In my once broken leg I feel no pain

This rhyme is shit and makes no sense

Shampoo in my hair, forgot to rinse.

So I go now for a bit to treat my hair

Have thoughts, you people of....

 

 

JONAS BJERRE!!

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::D:lol::rolleyes::):wink3:;)

....wwwwoooooooww.

That... well that was special, now.

 

I think.

do you know there's something wrong?

we stick together cause we're strong.

I quite like House and watch when I can.

I think Hugh Laurie is one heck of a man.

I quite like House and watch when I can.

I think Hugh Laurie is one heck of a man.

 

.......You, my friend, have great taste in prime-time

So great I think I'll make

That the subject of this rhyme! :wacko:

 

Now I shall extend a formal invitation

To join the Coldplaying House Siggy Nation :D

 

It's very simple, it's easy you see

Just put something about House in your siggy!

 

Act fast, join now, before it's too late,

We're spreading the word, so join up soon, mate! :D

 

[/shamelessplug]

Here's the ace, a smile in the face.

Yea, I like this place - in this case.

It's the community dot com coldplaying.

I mean! Look! It's like some old saying:

Empty vessels make the most sound.

CP-ing is a kind of our "post ground".

Arizzo, my man!

I haven't seen you all week!

What a lonely land

It is without your rhyming speak. :shame:

 

Wanna talk about something?

How's life been?

My life's been good if you're wondering

I'm at a meet where you swim. :nice:

Hey Sara! What up?

I'm drinking tea - a cup!

Just feeling alright,

could stay up all night!

The week's come to an end.

I made music like a band,

missed talking in rhyme,

but I was not in time,

to rhyme with the prime.

I want like the kind,

in which you rhymed,

but it seems that I'm

sublime in the lime

light. I like the English.

I mean the language.

It's really distinguished.

 

Damn ... now I'm afraid of myself, this came from the top of my dome ...

I am thankful for you invitation

to join your coldplaying house sig nation

I hope my sig is to your pleasing

at this moment I started sneezing

I went achoo and no one Blessed Me

Sorry I made this poem cheesy. :)

I am thankful for you invitation

to join your coldplaying house sig nation

 

:shocked2::shocked2::shocked2:

This rhyme blew me away!

nice house sig you.

his eyes are such a lovely blue.

If Sara's the que-en, be-in'[g] the ki-in'[g]

would be a great thi-in'[g] to be

as bein'[g] in our home sin-gin'[g]

songs about the ri-in'[g] she's we-earin'[g]

would make me really happy in

the place, I'm i-in - as it's bejin'[g].

 

:lol: @ this

It sucks like a vacuum, but I still think it's funny. :lol:

If Sara's the que-en, be-in'[g] the ki-in'[g]

would be a great thi-in'[g] to be

as bein'[g] in our home sin-gin'[g]

songs about the ri-in'[g] she's we-earin'[g]

would make me really happy in

the place, I'm i-in - as it's bejin'[g].

 

:lol: @ this

It sucks like a vacuum, but I still think it's funny. :lol:

 

wtf arizzo :lol:

 

Oh, by the way

I've gotta to say

The rhyme of invitation and nation

You can credit to watashay :cool4:

 

Prob'ly gonna leave once more again soon

Will miss you all (and I know you'll miss Noon...)

wtf arizzo :lol:

 

Maybe, I should record it,

then you could report to it.

:lol:

quoth the noonsun, "What the f***?"

I guess you won't explain, guess I'm out of luck. :shame:

 

edit: Wait, I just now realized

I just now figured out

If I'm the queen and you're the king

Did you just propose to give me a ring? :inquisitive:

Queen and king are married, normally.

So I guess, I should give you one, formally.

Although I don't really know you, actually.

You seem to be a nice person for me.

 

In my opinion there could be worse companion!

 

PS: I did like my rhyme scheme in the bein'[g] post! :lol: