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The Oracle Ivet (ASK ME ANYTHING!)

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Dear oracle ivit, would you let sufjan impregnate you with his beautiful and talented babies? :awesome:

 

I'm sowwy marie, i couldn't resist :disappointed:

 

I WOULDN'T

I DON'T WANT TO GIVE BIRTH TO ANYONE'S BABIES

:veryangry:

 

You girls are so cute.

 

 

Errr... question question..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sup Ivit?

 

Nothing much, yo. Supwitu?

 

Considering this appears to be a real life issue, are Ren and Lore acting like totally inconsiderate bastards for the lul?

 

They are just trying to be scandalous and get me in trouble :disappointed:

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Considering this appears to be a real life issue, are Ren and Lore acting like totally inconsiderate bastards for the lul?

 

Oh Reilly, don't worry, it is not a real life issue, Ivet and I know each other's view on babies/adoption and such, it's not as much of an issue as we make it appear, since we have nothing to argue about in real life. The Sufjan part though... I know she wants his babies, but I'm okay cause I know never will. I told her if it's what she really wants, she should dump me and pursue her dreams and she's still with me :wacky:

Oh Reilly, don't worry, it is not a real life issue

 

Oh m'kai.....

 

Ivet and I know each other's view on babies/adoption and such' date=' it's not as much of an issue as we make it appear, since we have nothing to argue about in real life. The Sufjan part though... I know she wants his babies, but I'm okay cause I know never will. I told her if it's what she really wants, she should dump me and pursue her dreams and she's still with me :wacky:[/quote']

 

If that ain't an issue then I don't know what is.

Oh m'kai.....

 

 

 

If that ain't an issue then I don't know what is.

 

Haha I was half kidding to make Ivet go all 'MARIE! SHUT UP!' on me. We're not in a constant fight because of this and I'm not living in constant fear.

 

Okay Ivet looks EXTREMELY crazy about Sufjan on the board (which she is), but not to the point of loving Sufjan more than she loves me. And I am very well aware of that.

Oh! Then slap my ass and call me Sally :nice:

What is your biggest irrational fear ?

 

 

 

and biggest rational fear?

 

ooooo good questions.

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What is your biggest irrational fear ?

 

 

 

and biggest rational fear?

 

2012 :blank:

 

irrational fear.... uhhhmmmm

pretty much i'm scared of everything, I am super paranoid as if everything is gonna lead to my death. I'm not even kidding.

 

 

As for rational fear, being lonely for the rest of my life

Losing my parents and having them die without developing a good relationship with them. Basically, they dying without knowing that I really do love them.

 

Giving birth, I'm not even kidding, guys.

I'm afraid that it will hurt too fucking much or that the baby will get stuck or it won't come out and it dies or I die or my vagina or my body rips, I'm not even kidding.

 

 

Haha I was half kidding to make Ivet go all 'MARIE! SHUT UP!' on me. We're not in a constant fight because of this and I'm not living in constant fear.

 

Okay Ivet looks EXTREMELY crazy about Sufjan on the board (which she is), but not to the point of loving Sufjan more than she loves me. And I am very well aware of that.

 

:dozey:

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:blank:

If you could choose your own name, what would it be?

WHERE ARE YOU IVET?

If you could eliminate one kind of clothing from the world what would it be?

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OMG I WANT TO MAKE A VIDEO ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS

ASKE ME MORE :dance:

Hey Sally..

Pooooow!

 

You were supposed to slap first and THEN call me Sally, that was just weird.

OMG.

 

erm....would you rather cut off your own arm or someone else's?

Where do babies come from?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it how did it fall?

What would the worst possible ringtone be? :P

 

 

I'm out of questions :|

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it how did it fall?
How did it fall or did it make a noise? :thinking:
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, did it fall?

 

Kinda like that.

It's a very stupid question really.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hi Ivit.

Do you think humans are normally attracted to other people even if they feel like they're in love?

 

Haha I feel so shit.

Ivit, if a woman is pregnant and there's some problem where if she gives birth to the baby the baby will live and she would die, who should live? Is it different depending on the age of the woman?

 

I've been trying to figure this out for a while. :|

 

 

Kinda like that.

It's a very stupid question really.

 

 

Ha I know, it was just like the first thing I could think of.

And I want to know the ways trees fall without people. :|

Ha I know, it was just like the first thing I could think of.

And I want to know the ways trees fall without people. :|

 

Crazy storms tend to knock over trees :uhoh:

 

not that I am The Oracle but ya know :anxious:

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