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The Oracle Ivet (ASK ME ANYTHING!)

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That would be the end of me.

I'd probably slip into a deep depression and die.

I'm not joking either.

 

How uncomfortable does that make me feel on a scale of 1 to 10?

Surely she'd say no the grounds their kids would definitely love her beloved Sufjan ten times more then her. :(

what would you do if Sufjan asked you to have his babies?

 

Are you trying to get me to commit suicide? :angry:

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How uncomfortable does that make me feel on a scale of 1 to 10?

 

probably a 11.

 

what would you do if Sufjan asked you to have his babies?

 

I'd say yes :bomb:

 

Surely she'd say no the grounds their kids would definitely love her beloved Sufjan ten times more then her. :(

 

That's true... :(

 

 

Are you trying to get me to commit suicide? :angry:

 

EMMA SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING?!

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omg

I'd say yes :bomb:

 

Woman, you don't even want to have my babies or to carry our children cause you're so freaking scared and bla bla bla. And you'd say yes to Sufjan?

 

That's cool. That's cool. Yeah. okay. Yeah.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Oracle Ivet, why does my girlfriend want to carry Sufjan's babies but not mine?

Would you have a one night stand with sufjan dear oracle? :wacky:

would you have a threesome with Marie and Sufjan? do you think Marie would agree to do that?

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I'm sorry Marie ;__;

 

what is your favourite gif.?

 

I don't really have one, I have a lot of them, here's one, though

 

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Would you have a one night stand with sufjan dear oracle? :wacky:

 

 

*nods*

:blank:

 

would you have a threesome with Marie and Sufjan? do you think Marie would agree to do that?

 

LORE, YOU ARE JUST TRYIING TO STIR UP CONTROVERSY!

Hahah, I wouldn't mind ooone bit

But Marie would never agree to it,

never :disappointed:

:escaping:

*nods*

:blank:

 

 

 

LORE, YOU ARE JUST TRYIING TO STIR UP CONTROVERSY!

Hahah, I wouldn't mind ooone bit

But Marie would never agree to it,

never :disappointed:

 

ren. that was an obvious answer. geez. stop wanting to break my heart yall, I feel like no one loves me around here now :disappointed: especially not my girlfriend :cry2:

 

You won't agree to any of my threesome ideas. So that's all you get. Bitch. And I love how you ignored my question, so here it is again:

 

Woman, you don't even want to have my babies or to carry our children cause you're so freaking scared and bla bla bla. And you'd say yes to Sufjan?

 

That's cool. That's cool. Yeah. okay. Yeah.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Oracle Ivet, why does my girlfriend want to carry Sufjan's babies but not mine?

?

 

 

I'm sorry Marie ;__;

 

what is your favourite gif.?

 

You better be :bigcry:

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I don't want to carry anyone's babies PLUS I technically can't carry your babies anyway, it's not possible

 

egg + egg ≠ infant.

You could. They'd be the sperm of someone else, but thy'd be my legal children. And you don't even what to do that :cry2:

 

But you'd have S²'s babies. Ouch.

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I wouldn't!

You know I have a fear of being pregnant and giving birth! D:

I'd say yes :bomb:

 

You were saying..?

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I'd have his adopted babies! D:

Dear oracle ivit, would you let sufjan impregnate you with his beautiful and talented babies? :awesome:

 

I'm sowwy marie, i couldn't resist :disappointed:

I'd have his adopted babies! D:

 

But you don't want MY adopted babies. :cry2:

 

Dear oracle ivit, would you let sufjan impregnate you with his beautiful and talented babies? :awesome:

 

I'm sowwy marie, i couldn't resist :disappointed:

 

Ren. The question was already asked. And the answer was told.

 

No one loves me.

Ivet and I? Why do you think/say that? :wacko:

Dear oracle ivit, would you let sufjan impregnate you with his beautiful and talented babies? :awesome:

 

I'm sowwy marie, i couldn't resist :disappointed:

 

Considering this appears to be a real life issue, are Ren and Lore acting like totally inconsiderate bastards for the lul?

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