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The Oracle Ivet (ASK ME ANYTHING!)

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Less competition, baybeh. :charming:

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What's your bra size almighty ivit? :wacky:

What's your bra size almighty ivit? :wacky:

 

You should guess. :P

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I figured you wouldn't. :wacky:

 

Less competition, baybeh. :charming:

 

Haha! But Jonas is so Dutch and gorgeous! :bomb:

 

will we have our art trip tomorrow?

PLEASE ALL KNOWING IVET, I NEED TO KNOW.

 

NO. A Huge massive snow storm will hit your country and all will freeze over and out of nowhere big snowmen will form... Big, evil snowmen that will attack your country D:

 

Stay indoors, my dearest Emma, stay indoors.

 

What's your bra size almighty ivit? :wacky:

 

38/40 C

 

Haha! But Jonas is so Dutch and gorgeous!

 

Dutch? :P

 

To be honest, I don't really care about Jonas at all anymore. :disappointed:

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D: D: D: D:

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38/40 C

 

Hehehehehehehe. That might not be it exactly hehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

/Oracle Marie

 

 

 

 

What's Ren's bra size, oh almighty Ivet?

 

 

 

What's Ren's bra size, oh almighty Ivet?

 

:lol:

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OMG :| Isn't that Caleb? :|

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Hehehehehehehe. That might not be it exactly hehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

/Oracle Marie

 

 

 

 

What's Ren's bra size, oh almighty Ivet?

 

How would you know D:?!?!??!

 

He wears double D's. :stunned:

 

OMG :| Isn't that Caleb? :|

 

It is, my rudz, it is.

'Cuz I'm the Oracle Marie, duuuuuuuuuuh. Udumboracleivet. :kiss:

 

I KNEW IT D:

 

 

 

 

And that gif makes me understand why you're so attracted to him *nods*

Sufjan said "I hate Ivet."

 

What would you do?

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'Cuz I'm the Oracle Marie, duuuuuuuuuuh. Udumboracleivet. :kiss:

 

I KNEW IT D:

 

 

 

 

And that gif makes me understand why you're so attracted to him *nods*

 

 

Hahahah... yeah right

keepdreamingmaria. :kiss:

 

Sufjan said "I hate Ivet."

 

What would you do?

 

That would be the end of me.

I'd probably slip into a deep depression and die.

I'm not joking either.

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I didn't have my art trip today :surprised: you are all knowing.

 

HOW'D YOU DO THAT?!

 

I've got wisdom and yeah...

TOTAL GUESS :awesome:

^^Yet I tell her I hate her somtimes. Have you seen her dead yet? no. no. but she'd die for Sufjan, yes.

 

 

 

Oh oracle Ivet, why does my girlfriend love some stranger singer who is ugly more than me?

Why are pretty things expensive? :(

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^^Yet I tell her I hate her somtimes. Have you seen her dead yet? no. no. but she'd die for Sufjan, yes.

 

 

 

Oh oracle Ivet, why does my girlfriend love some stranger singer who is ugly more than me?

 

Hahahahaa. I'd die for you, Maria you know that :disappointed:

and she doesn't love him more than you :snobby:

 

Why do pretty things expensive? :(

 

Ugh, I don't know, but I wish I had the answer </3

Oh Oracle Ivet, why is my girlfriend protecting herself and Sufjan instead of telling the truth? :snobby:

And also, why is my girlfriend calling me Maria even though she knows who calls me that and in what context? :wreck:

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Oh Oracle Ivet, why is my girlfriend protecting herself and Sufjan instead of telling the truth? :snobby:

And also, why is my girlfriend calling me Maria even though she knows who calls me that and in what context? :wreck:

 

She's not protecting herself and Sufjan! She really does love you more than him D:

 

YOUR NAME IS NOT MARIA WHAAAAAAAAAAAA??!

I think she lies D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:

 

:dozey:

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