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the thread that will never reach 2000 pages and i can't think of anything cool to say cos i'm drunkk

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You: 42

Stranger: hi im pedobear

You: fking awesome

Stranger: too old do not want

Stranger: wait

You: NOT

You: MY

Stranger: are you 42

You: FUCKING

You: AGE

You: :headdesk:

Stranger: lrn2facepalm.jpg

Stranger: also

Stranger: how old

You: 15

Stranger: too old

Stranger: do not want

You: wow

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Stranger: Greetings.

You: Hello there.

Stranger: Punctuation and capitalization. What a treat.

You: Why?

Stranger: People that use the abovementioned things are rare.

You: True.

 

Honestly. I didn't understand a word. :uhoh: My English skills suck. :disappointed:

 

That sounds like one of my friends (not you, the other person). :rolleyes:

 

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You: 42

Stranger: 88

Stranger: 14\88

You: no

Stranger: what no

You: NO

Stranger: yes blya

You: NO

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Stranger: LAME

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:inquisitive:

This is so much fun :wacko:

 

I love to freak people out by saying 42 over and over :D

Oups..

I just talked for some minutes to a guy how I hate the fact that it's Monday... :thinking:

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Goobye guys. :nice: :hug:

You: 42

Stranger: what is 4

Stranger: 2

You: It's the length of my penis.

Stranger has disconnected.

 

XD

Nobody laughed @ my SUPER FUNNY AND CLEVER JOKE ABOUT GENITALIA. :shame:

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Stranger: Tung kakakaka duc ah ay tuu viang kang

Stranger: Pung puac ling tungpaita huat ruyg guy

 

:uhoh:

honestly, i did laugh about your funny genitalia joke, but was too busy 42ing to reply. i do regret it now. i am sorry! :D

Bye Paul!

And Sara, I did.

This is so much fun. :P

 

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Stranger: SLAP DAT HOE D:<

You: YOU IZ LAEM

Stranger: I iz bettah den u

You: oh noez

Stranger: Oh ja.

Stranger: I HAS PENIZ.

You: I DOEZ NOT HAVE PENIZ

Stranger: HAH

Stranger: SO MAH PENIZ IS BIGGAH THAN UR NON EXISTANT 1

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honestly, i did laugh about your funny genitalia joke, but was too busy 42ing to reply. i do regret it now. i am sorry! :D

 

thanks :D

Stranger: 88

You: 42

You: OH MY FUCKING GOD

You: SOMEBODY ELSE WHO GREETS PEOPLE WITH NUMBERS

You: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!

You have disconnected.

I've got the "meaning of life" crap too. From, like, half of the people. :rolleyes:

 

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You: 42

Stranger: Knock knock

You: 42

Stranger: 43

You: 42

Stranger: 42

Stranger: 42

Stranger: 42

Stranger: 42

Stranger: 42

Stranger: 42

Stranger: 42

Stranger: 4

Stranger: 2

Stranger: 2

Stranger: 4

Stranger: 4

Stranger: 2

Stranger: 2

Stranger: 4

You: fail

Stranger: 4

Stranger: 24

Stranger: 242

Stranger: 42

Stranger: WAT

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