You: 42

Stranger: 24

You: 42

Stranger: 24

You: 42

Stranger: 24

You: 42 > 24

Stranger: that s your iq?

 

:lol:

i just chatted to BONO!!!!

 

 

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: bono, is that you?

Stranger: OMG

You: is it???

Stranger: yea

You: BONO! i LOVE YOU!

You: will you write a song for me?

You: please!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: thank you thank you

Stranger: of course

You: oh, i feel like fainting!

Stranger: what would you like the name to be

Stranger: oh please your making me blush

You: i would like you to name the song "butterflies over the golden rainbow"

You: promise?!

Stranger: sounds like a number one hit

You: make a children choir sing the chorus!

You: oh, this is a dream come true!

Stranger: itll tell my producer

You: you do that!

You: i had no idea celebrities come on here!

You: oh Bono, you're my sunshine!

Stranger: how about ill get all the local orphanges together

Stranger: and sing with them

You: what a brilliant idea!!!!

You: you ARE a genius, oh, Bono!

You: oh, i've got a teary eye already

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

i just chatted to BONO!!!!

 

 

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: bono, is that you?

Stranger: OMG

You: is it???

Stranger: yea

You: BONO! i LOVE YOU!

You: will you write a song for me?

You: please!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: thank you thank you

Stranger: of course

You: oh, i feel like fainting!

Stranger: what would you like the name to be

Stranger: oh please your making me blush

You: i would like you to name the song "butterflies over the golden rainbow"

You: promise?!

Stranger: sounds like a number one hit

You: make a children choir sing the chorus!

You: oh, this is a dream come true!

Stranger: itll tell my producer

You: you do that!

You: i had no idea celebrities come on here!

You: oh Bono, you're my sunshine!

Stranger: how about ill get all the local orphanges together

Stranger: and sing with them

You: what a brilliant idea!!!!

You: you ARE a genius, oh, Bono!

You: oh, i've got a teary eye already

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

O_O

 

That was me. You should've said 42.

I have to go. Bye.

^ :laugh3:

 

LMAO@Bono

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! u should have said 42 not HI!!!!!

Bye! :nice:

i just chatted to BONO!!!!

 

 

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: bono, is that you?

Stranger: OMG

You: is it???

Stranger: yea

You: BONO! i LOVE YOU!

You: will you write a song for me?

You: please!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: thank you thank you

Stranger: of course

You: oh, i feel like fainting!

Stranger: what would you like the name to be

Stranger: oh please your making me blush

You: i would like you to name the song "butterflies over the golden rainbow"

You: promise?!

Stranger: sounds like a number one hit

You: make a children choir sing the chorus!

You: oh, this is a dream come true!

Stranger: itll tell my producer

You: you do that!

You: i had no idea celebrities come on here!

You: oh Bono, you're my sunshine!

Stranger: how about ill get all the local orphanges together

Stranger: and sing with them

You: what a brilliant idea!!!!

You: you ARE a genius, oh, Bono!

You: oh, i've got a teary eye already

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

ROFL

 

I have to go. Bye.

 

Bye! :(

Stranger: hi

You: Liam Gallagher?

Stranger: Britney Spears?

You: yes! :D

Stranger: AW MY GOD

Stranger: why did you shaved your head, srsly, u looked ugly

Omegle?

yes

^ yes! the code word is 42!

Stranger: Hello.

You: I'm a celebrity.

Stranger: Really? Justin timberlake? Mariah carey?

You: no.chris martin.

Stranger: Who?

Stranger: Don't know him. Bye.

 

:dozey:

:lol: :lol: :lol: I just read these hilarious jokes on the KoL forum!!! :lol:

 

_Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench one morning. Suddenly, a young man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. Two have a stroke.... and one can't reach!

 

_3 naked men in a sauna, an amerian, Japanese and Irishman. They hear a beeping sound. The american touches his arm and says "Thats my pager..i have a microchip under my skin. Then a phone rings and the japanese man lifts his palm to his ear and says " I have a microchip in my hand". The Irishman, feeling very low tech went to the toilet and came back with toilet paper hanging from his arse. He say "Oh Jaysus, would you look at that, i'm getting a fax"

Stranger: Hello.

You: I'm a celebrity.

Stranger: Really? Justin timberlake? Mariah carey?

You: no.chris martin.

Stranger: Who?

Stranger: Don't know him. Bye.

 

:dozey:

 

:dozey: :lol:

^ haha the old ladies joke is fab!

naked men in a sauna' date=' an amerian, Japanese and Irishman. They hear a beeping sound. The american touches his arm and says "Thats my pager..i have a microchip under my skin. Then a phone rings and the japanese man lifts his palm to his ear and says " I have a microchip in my hand". The Irishman, feeling very low tech went to the toilet and came back with toilet paper hanging from his arse. He say "Oh Jaysus, would you look at that, i'm getting a fax"[/quote']

:laugh3:

 

LMAO.

Hello!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: I just read these hilarious jokes on the KoL forum!!! :lol:

 

_Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench one morning. Suddenly, a young man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. Two have a stroke.... and one can't reach!

 

_3 naked men in a sauna, an amerian, Japanese and Irishman. They hear a beeping sound. The american touches his arm and says "Thats my pager..i have a microchip under my skin. Then a phone rings and the japanese man lifts his palm to his ear and says " I have a microchip in my hand". The Irishman, feeling very low tech went to the toilet and came back with toilet paper hanging from his arse. He say "Oh Jaysus, would you look at that, i'm getting a fax"

 

:lol:

:smiley:

Bye! :nice:

Bye! :nice:

yayy it's opposite day?:dance:

oh, i hate opposite day :(

HIIII :D

oh hai