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a scathing review of coldplay

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now im sad...not everyone loves coldplay...'scuse me while i go cut myself nao

 

 

/sarcasm

I think if you were trying to insult or put down Coldplay fans, you are pretty f**king pathetic.

First of all, it obviously shows you have no life by writing a terrible review just by using every bad word you can find and coming all the way over here, thinking people will like you or agree with you or whatever. I'm not saying everyone who doesn't like Coldplay has bad taste, just for God's sake keep your stupid opinion in your blog, not on here where everyone will yell at you. You're just asking for trouble.

Second of all, what music reviews? You're just a pathetic hater who thinks he is *so* damn professional by making one review of one album and trying to use every mean word you can find in the dictionary.

Every album bearing the inane monicker, "Coldplay," if it must occupy space in our plane of existence at all, should only be peddled in this fashion, as if by beggars on filthy street-corners, in place of shoddily beaded necklaces, foul produce or whatever other detritus might be offered in a mock attempt at commerce.

Don't you have a job or a girlfriend or something else to do than come up with this sh*t? I bet you've never heard a Coldplay song in your life.

EAT THAT.

Who cares about a review you did............no one cares!! :dozey:

Okay...funny how you just randomly insult them and don't bring up any real points. At least the people that insult the lyrics or the singing have an opinion that matters, you just say you hate them because they are "bad". You never even said any reason why they should be so hated.

 

So, what a waste of time for me have even stumbled into this thread. :whistle:

 

 

 

 

Also, to come on a Coldplay forum with a negative Coldplay review...hmmm...I sure believe you were expecting good responses. It's a real desperate cry for attention imo.

lol, if you're trying to upset people out of boredom, you've failed epicly because this is utterly hilarious. Not clever funny, but morbid, disabled kid funny.

i think my argument was the best!!

Outstanding review.

nope, it's epic win.

well, i feel like i've failed now. being a coldplay fan and all. i've wasted so many years of my life.

I think you're pretty pathetic, joining here just to put down the band. And your 'review' is shite.

If Coldplay are so "bad" and us coldplay fans are so "bad"... why did you bother to show as your "review", seriously get a life dude!

 

Oh btw "eat it" are you serious?? Oh immature!

What great accomplishments do you have to note?

Wow... I'm not even gonna say that we can't even call THAT a review, and this guy is pretty stupid and pathetic.... Wooops I said it :P

GET A LIFE !

LOL!:lol:

lol u use big words that really play no particular role in arguing your point lol rofl

 

and piles of semicolons; we musn't forget the semicolons

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