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The Jonas Bjerre Appreciation Thread (back)

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Hahaha! How'd I miss that?! :lol:

 

Seems like something only I would do, eh? :dozey:

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Why did you pinpoint my mistake?

 

Sowwy...was only kidding...

 

Here...hope this makes up for it...;)

 

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..and just cos I have to put this one in every spam I do...

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Will someone please rip the Superheroes song "Tomorrow" from last.fm. I really think it should be posted somewhere without anyone having to torrent their full discog. :thinking:

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This song is so awesome. I almost thought Jonas' voice was the chick in the bands' though. :shame:

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A little Jonas poetry for a shameless bump, I suppose? Also, did anyone hear Jonas on the radio in CPH talkibg about Roskilde? :confused: Lemme know if you have news about that.

 

Title: Jonas is not French, you twit.

 

Reading a review of the best songs since the 90s

The Zookeeper's Boy made the count

And I thought I'd be happy

But I got really sappy

When the reviewer went on

 

Bands like Nickleback even had a song on the list

Placed hundreds of spaces about Mew

I then started to think

"This guy is a dink"

How the fuck could this be true?

 

 

And I thought it'd get no worse

He must have a stupidity curse

He obviously did little research

And even if it's true

No Jonas = No Mew

Saying the others lacked skill really hurt.

 

I was shocked and distraught

And ready to stop

but instead I took another glance

I was surprised to see

This twit he must be

To say our Danish singer was from FRANCE :stunned:

^ Haha, I remember that article.

 

"...an orgasmic falsetto experience typical of French lead singer Jonas Bjerre (that’s “byair,” one syllable)..." :rolleyes:

 

Great poetry Olivia!

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Haha, what a tool that guy was. :lol: And most likely still is... :dozey:

Hey girls - haha I love stupid journos who get their facts wrong..very entertaining poetry there too Olivia :D

 

..any Mew news today..?

 

edit: oops wrong thread..I'll re-phrase..any new Jonas news..? ;)

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Haha funny. Sofia posted Jonas related new in the Mew thread. It has to do with my mood now..:cry2:

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She can have him. I just realized I have quite a few guys that are readily available for me here. :lol:

 

 

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I hate it when threads fall to page two. Especially when Hannah Montann and Britney Spears can have threads on page one. Okay, that's just an excuse to keep my thread on page one. :shame:

 

Another batch of Jonas Appreciation poetry:

 

Jonas has no middle name

I like to play his Frengers game

And even with no middle name

I love Jonas just the same

 

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He's Special, He's like a rocket to me, oh

He's special, And I cannot this time

Think of anything good to write...

 

:thinking:

 

JB Haiku:

 

What words describe him?

There are some I can name now.

Genious, talent, looks.

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*squee* Tusen Takk!! Or, thousand thanks, as they say in Denmark , Paula. ;)

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Man jeg vædde på, at vise var dope. Og de klæder ser fedt!

 

(okay okay i used a translator to help me but i did know some of these words already :P)

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:lol: hahahahahaha

omg... i was about to roll on the floor laughing. haha. :cry2:

 

I took some screen captures from the interview jonas did for yle (as posted in the Mew thread) Here you go:

 

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That's what I was thinking the whole time. "Man, I'd love to give him a good grooming. Just take a brush through his hair...:\"

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