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Do you have a list of people you wanna punch in the face?

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I heard someone say that if they had a gun with 2 bullets, and they were in the elevator with Osama Bin Laden, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and Nancy Pelosi, they would shoot Nancy Pelosi TWICE.

 

It's not a joke, she poses a greater threat to Americans than either of those two bums.

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It's not a joke, she poses a greater threat to Americans than either of those two bums.

 

haha.... well..... you could say the people who constantly vote her into office are the ones most guilty... I think though if it wasn't Pelosi, it would be one of the other nonsensical morons

ALL politicians are morons. Since Osama is the only non-politician out of the bunch I think he'd be the last to die.

I really wanna punch Miley Cyrus in the face... i was cruising through her twitter...and every other tweet she would say something like, "the lord will lead you to the light." or "God love us..."

 

I'm like seriously...... :rolleyes: I think it's all an act. :disappointed:

 

 

And her dad... he can get two punches in the face. I dislike him very much.

I know I do. I'm not really a violent person or anything, but some people can just annoy the crap out of me and whenever I imgine telling them to go do themselfs I just feel like my life would finally be complete.:thinking:

 

:lol: *raises hand* i do!!!

Yes....In my mind though....So its more of a mental list...

 

Same here ... daily it gets longer and longer. :lol:

Oh man, I actually TOTALLY have a list like this...sometimes the order isn't as tight as I'd like it to be, but here are the top 5:

 

1. Dick Cheney

2. Bill O'Reilly

3. Sarah Palin

4. A guy that I go to college with

5. My old calculus teacher in high school

Your list sucks. You just picked a few people whose views differ from your own. They haven't done anything to hurt you.

I only have a list when I'm extremely angry at someone, and it only contains that person.

Your list sucks. You just picked a few people whose views differ from your own. They haven't done anything to hurt you.

 

Glad you think so :dozey:. I'd rather have a short list of people I have specific beefs with (which I haven't elaborated on, so thanks for automatically assuming I only dislike them because they're Republican Conservatives; note I didn't put all Republican Conservatives on my list) than a list of all the US senators who have a wide-ranging spectrum of views and actions, and ones I doubt have done anything to hurt you specifically.

Don't mess with Chelsea, she will be running the country in 30 years:P

i would love to punch the realtor that told me she would slap my face because my customers got a house in a bidding war and hers did not. but i am a lady and will just report her to the the Realtor's Board, after i close on the house

Glad you think so :dozey:. I'd rather have a short list of people I have specific beefs with (which I haven't elaborated on, so thanks for automatically assuming I only dislike them because they're Republican Conservatives; note I didn't put all Republican Conservatives on my list) than a list of all the US senators who have a wide-ranging spectrum of views and actions, and ones I doubt have done anything to hurt you specifically.

 

Actually, you're wrong. The US government is keeping this shit economy the way it is. When this economy gets better, my life will be much better.

So punching each one of them in the face is a way to make them fix things faster? To each their own, I suppose. I just find it interesting that you say my list "sucks" because you think I want to punch the two politicians on the list for simply disagreeing with their views, yet you think punching a list of 100 people, some of which I would venture to say actually have good intentions and good ideas, will make them work faster and come to a solution that pleases you sooner. So are you still going to want to punch them when something reasonanble gets passed, but doesn't fix the economy with the snap of the fingers? Because I highly doubt anything will noticibly change things for the better before a year or so has passed.

No, and this whole thread isn't about punching people to change things. I don't hate any politician just because they're conservative or liberal, I hate them all, because they're morons. I only want to punch the ones who are preventing the economy from recovering and putting us in an assload of debt.

:lol: i took a job quiz and got recommended for politician. not that you care :D

2. Bill O'Reilly

3. Sarah Palin

 

Bill O'Reilly, I have to agree with that one :lol:

 

Sarah Palin.... She is a threat to politics, and politicians are afraid of her. She stands for morality and she's rewarded with hatred. She stands for family values and her family is rewarded with atrocities. She stands for the people and she is rewarded with jealousy. You hate her because the media is your holy god. Whatever CNN tells you must be right. And your heart is hardened against people like her, because you believe in people. People must be right.

People are wrong.

Bill O'Reilly, I have to agree with that one :lol:

 

Sarah Palin.... She is a threat to politics, and politicians are afraid of her. She stands for morality and she's rewarded with hatred. She stands for family values and her family is rewarded with atrocities. She stands for the people and she is rewarded with jealousy. You hate her because the media is your holy god. Whatever CNN tells you must be right. And your heart is hardened against people like her, because you believe in people. People must be right.

People are wrong.

 

Oh my God. I don't support any politicians but I just want to give you a hug right now.

I agree with you about the debt, but that's something that should have been seen to AGES ago, and not necessarily just by the Senate.

 

My overall point is that I think it's a bit harsh and childish to automatically bash another person's list based on criteria you don't have, when yours is comprised of people you believe to be "morons" simply because they so happen to have a certain profession.

 

I'm out before Nick or Jay shows up to talk about politics and make me look like a lemming :lol:

 

EDIT: and for the record, even if I happened to agree with Sarah Palin's political stance, I would still think she's a blithering idiot in the wrong profession. Which is something I feel I am able to discern based on watching her speak, NOT just the commentary on it.

I'm very much a pacifist by nature, so I'm not sure I'd get much joy out of punching someone unless they were attacking me or a bystander.

 

What would really thrill me though, would be to go to a huge political rally (like the ones Obama held before he was elected) and convince the attendees they are wasting their time by voting, and that government is unethical and unnecessary. I'd probably do this by setting up a stage nearby with a huge projection screen and a PowerPoint presentation on anarcho-capitalism and why government sucks. Seeing the expression on the politician's face as he loses voters to logical thinking would be far more more satisfying than punching him.

I agree with you about the debt, but that's something that should have been seen to AGES ago, and not necessarily just by the Senate.

 

My overall point is that I think it's a bit harsh and childish to automatically bash another person's list based on criteria you don't have, when yours is comprised of people you believe to be "morons" simply because they so happen to have a certain profession.

 

I'm out before Nick or Jay shows up to talk about politics and make me look like a lemming :lol:

 

EDIT: and for the record, even if I happened to agree with Sarah Palin's political stance, I would still think she's a blithering idiot in the wrong profession. Which is something I feel I am able to discern based on watching her speak, NOT just the commentary on it.

 

I didn't mean to "bash" it. I was just pointing out it's flaw. You shouldn't take it so personally.

 

I'm very much a pacifist by nature, so I'm not sure I'd get much joy out of punching someone unless they were attacking me or a bystander.

 

What would really thrill me though, would be to go to a huge political rally (like the ones Obama held before he was elected) and convince the attendees they are wasting their time by voting, and that government is unethical and unnecessary. I'd probably do this by setting up a stage nearby with a huge projection screen and a PowerPoint presentation on anarcho-capitalism and why government sucks. Seeing the expression on the politician's face as he loses voters to logical thinking would be far more more satisfying than punching him.

 

This.

EDIT: and for the record, even if I happened to agree with Sarah Palin's political stance, I would still think she's a blithering idiot in the wrong profession. Which is something I feel I am able to discern based on watching her speak, NOT just the commentary on it.

 

If you can watch her speak, and say that she is a blithering idiot, then you are simply blind.

I'm very much a pacifist by nature, so I'm not sure I'd get much joy out of punching someone unless they were attacking me or a bystander.

 

What would really thrill me though, would be to go to a huge political rally (like the ones Obama held before he was elected) and convince the attendees they are wasting their time by voting, and that government is unethical and unnecessary. I'd probably do this by setting up a stage nearby with a huge projection screen and a PowerPoint presentation on anarcho-capitalism and why government sucks. Seeing the expression on the politician's face as he loses voters to logical thinking would be far more more satisfying than punching him.

 

you got my vote :wacky:

well...... I don't believe in anarchy....... but it's better than what we have currently..... I consider myself a libertarian.... probably most like Ron Paul....... Which.......... people loved, and then they loved Obama TELL ME HOW THAT MAKES SENSE.......... Obama is the exact OPPOSITE :freak:

If you can watch her speak, and say that she is a blithering idiot, then you are simply blind.

 

*deaf

 

:lol:

*deaf

 

:lol:

 

well, she heard it :P "blind" is just a nice word for "incapable of understanding = dumb"

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