This is a philosophy originated by my father, who, whenever we get Chinese takeout, steals about two handfuls of those little packets of duck sauce from the box they're in.

 

Yesterday, I said, "Hey, Dad, don't you think that's a little much?" and he replied very seriously, "You can never have too much duck sauce, Sara; it all gets soaked into the rice and you never have enough."

 

I had the clever idea that eventually the rice would absorb so much duck sauce it couldn't take anymore, but I did not say so, because I didn't want to bother him.

 

Discuss this profundity.

We have a whole drawer of duck and soy sauce packets from a local chinese takeout place. We don't steal them, just collect them.

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Life changing thread.

well, maybe the rice steals the duck sauce and saves it to... take over the world... but it gets eaten before it can do so... so somewhere there's a giant pool or lake of duck sauce...

 

:whaaat:

^Thank god the real world doesn't actually WORK like that... god knows where all our duck sauce would be if it did!! :stunned:

:thinking2:

 

of course, that would be only one of many giant duck sauce bowls...

 

i'm feeling extra weird today. :\

Life changing thread.

 

Life ending, more like............................ :rolleyes:

Let's talk about...

Would you believe it if I told you that I've never encountered duck sauce in the Chinese restaurants around here? I've had soy sauce and sweet-and-sour sauce, but not duck sauce. :thinking:

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F*CK OFF MARICON, QUE TE PASA CON TIGO

 

VETE AL VERGA, P*TO

 

you need a translation ?

 

Get a book fag

Would you believe it if I told you that I've never encountered duck sauce in the Chinese restaurants around here? I've had soy sauce and sweet-and-sour sauce, but not duck sauce. :thinking:

 

would you believe it if i told you that i've never eaten Chinese food before?

That is believeable, yes.

would you believe it if i told you that i've never eaten Chinese food before?

You live in NY and never had Chinese Food :stunned:?

would you believe it if i told you that i've never eaten Chinese food before?

 

:stunned::shocked2::stunned:

it doesn't look appealing to me. :sick:

You'd be surprised. It's totally delicious. Go with safer foods first, like lo mein (which is mainly noodles with some veggies). Then work your way down the list. :)

Then work your way down the list. :)

 

..........................until you reach dog??:P

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAQAHAHAHAHAHAHAha

 

(that's Korean you fucking moron)

 

Also, Western Chinese food =/= Chinese food

Well, I know that it's not really the same, but it's what I know, and isn't it similar enough?

 

And exactly who are you calling a moron?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAQAHAHAHAHAHAHAha

 

(that's Korean you fucking moron)

 

Completely wrong (as usual), which makes you the moron (as usual).

Dog is eaten in China as well, as featured in the TV series "Paul Merton's Chinese Adventure". You really do need to check your facts before start mouthing off. What a cretin........................ :laugh3:

Completely wrong (as usual), which makes you the moron (as usual).

Dog is eaten in China as well, as featured in the TV series "Paul Merton's Chinese Adventure". You really do need to check your facts before start mouthing off. What a cretin........................ :laugh3:

 

I could eat dog in this country, I can eat Fajitas in this country, that doesn't mean either of them are English dishes now does it?

I could eat dog in this country, I can eat Fajitas in this country, that doesn't mean either of them are English dishes now does it?

 

That's because they're not, while dog is a delicacy in China, and there is even a street in Shanghai (which Paul Merton visited) where the restaurants only serve dog dishes.

Therefore you've been well and truly PWND yet again.:smug:

There is a street in Newcastle that only serves Chinese food.