See and copy:

 

YouTube- Coldplay - A Rush Of Blood To The Head (Live 2003)

 

:surprised:

 

AND IT WANTS CHILDREN :wreck:

 

:wreck:

No, cause I'm a dinosaur. :charming:

 

RAWR. :lips:

:wink3:

User: I was on my way I swear.

 

Cleverbot: I was on my way to work.

 

User: But I lost my way somewhere.

 

Cleverbot: Why did you get lost?

 

User: For I zigged when I should have zagged.

 

Cleverbot: That's right. Now where do I live?

 

User: You are a figment of my imagination.

 

Cleverbot: Do you really have an imagination?

 

User: It's a sombre turn-out tonight in chemistry class.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, it is. What about the name Jude?

 

User: Tragedy in our park, something happened in the dark.

 

Cleverbot: It's not a problem.

 

User: We brought raincoats and pretty charms.

 

Cleverbot: Onboard?

 

User: And I did remember this time to keep it inside.

 

Cleverbot: No you are not.

 

User: Then we kept the water still on the broken window sill for if not, we'd have to move.

 

Cleverbot: Who are the broken things.

 

User: It is sweet outside where it seemsmagical.

 

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

 

User: I do!

 

Cleverbot: Good.

 

User: Shall we get married?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: What about children?

 

Cleverbot: Yes please.

 

User: When?

 

Cleverbot: At nights and sometimes in the afternoon. Do you sleep?

CLEVERBOT WANTS TO GET MARRIED..

 

All I did was write the lyrics for beach :P

:laugh3::laugh3:

:laugh3:! KELZ

 

LAUW

 

KELSIEEEEEEE!! :cheesy:

 

STEPHAN

 

Kelsie.

 

Crests.

Isn't beach sorta southern for bitch?:uhoh:

User: I was on my way I swear.

 

Cleverbot: I was on my way to work.

 

User: But I lost my way somewhere.

 

Cleverbot: Why did you get lost?

 

User: For I zigged when I should have zagged.

 

Cleverbot: That's right. Now where do I live?

 

User: You are a figment of my imagination.

 

Cleverbot: Do you really have an imagination?

 

User: It's a sombre turn-out tonight in chemistry class.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, it is. What about the name Jude?

 

User: Tragedy in our park, something happened in the dark.

 

Cleverbot: It's not a problem.

 

User: We brought raincoats and pretty charms.

 

Cleverbot: Onboard?

 

User: And I did remember this time to keep it inside.

 

Cleverbot: No you are not.

 

User: Then we kept the water still on the broken window sill for if not, we'd have to move.

 

Cleverbot: Who are the broken things.

 

User: It is sweet outside where it seemsmagical.

 

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

 

User: I do!

 

Cleverbot: Good.

 

User: Shall we get married?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: What about children?

 

Cleverbot: Yes please.

 

User: When?

 

Cleverbot: At nights and sometimes in the afternoon. Do you sleep?

:laugh3::laugh3:

:laugh3:

omg cleverbot's a total player :sweatdrop:

User: Dude why'd you stole it?

 

Cleverbot: I did not!

 

User: Dude why not?

 

Cleverbot: It's too hard to explain.

 

User: Dude what?

 

Cleverbot: The steelers are awesome!

 

User: Dude wtf?

 

Cleverbot: What is it ?

 

User: Dude why are you so weird?

 

Cleverbot: Who's says so?

 

User: Dude you do!

 

Cleverbot: Don't you dude me!

 

User: You've just been duded!

 

LOL :lol:

Lol Stephan. :lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Cleverbot is such a charmer. :charming:

User: Penis.

 

 

Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.

 

 

User: Why?

 

 

Cleverbot: Because if I talk about it, I have to think about it.

 

 

Alyssa - :laugh3:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

CLEVERBOT SAYS I AM EDWARD CULLEN :bigcry:

:lol:

User: I don't feel alright in spite of these comforting sounds you make.

 

 

Cleverbot: I think you don't know what you're talking about.

 

User: I don't feel alright because you make promises that you break.

 

 

Cleverbot: Do you have a CD drive?

 

User: Into your house, why don't we share our solitude?

 

 

Cleverbot: You're not making sense.

 

User: Nothing is pure anymore but solitude.

 

Cleverbot: Nothing isn't more real then nothing.

 

User: It's hard to make sense, feels as if I'm sensing you through a lens.

 

Cleverbot: I love spaghetti. I want to go to Italy so I can eat real italian food. America's italian isn't that great.

 

User: If someone else comes, I'd just sit here listening to the drums.

 

Cleverbot: I would wish they would have the courage to tell me.

 

User: Previously I never called it solitude.

 

Cleverbot: I am afraid you have me mistaken with yourself, good sir. You introduced yourself as Lily.

 

User: And probably you know all the dirty shows I've put on.

 

Cleverbot: What should I call you?

 

User: Blunted and exhausted like anyone.

 

Cleverbot: Thats smart.

 

User: Honestly I tried to avoid it.

 

Cleverbot: Why?

 

User: Honestly.

 

Cleverbot: You may not like the truth.

 

User: Back when we were kids, we would always know when to stiop.

 

Cleverbot: But people have changed and grown smarter.

 

User: And now all the good kids are messing up.

 

Cleverbot: As long as they stay away from girls.

 

User: Nobody has gained or accomplished anything.

 

Cleverbot: Heh, is that because they can't see it?

My dad is going to invent fishbowl lamps. :wtf:

:bigcry:

I did Comforting Sounds once and the responses were boring :P

User: I don't feel alright in spite of these comforting sounds you make.

 

 

Cleverbot: I think you don't know what you're talking about.

 

User: I don't feel alright because you make promises that you break.

 

 

Cleverbot: Do you have a CD drive?

 

User: Into your house, why don't we share our solitude?

 

 

Cleverbot: You're not making sense.

 

User: Nothing is pure anymore but solitude.

 

Cleverbot: Nothing isn't more real then nothing.

 

User: It's hard to make sense, feels as if I'm sensing you through a lens.

 

Cleverbot: I love spaghetti. I want to go to Italy so I can eat real italian food. America's italian isn't that great.

 

User: If someone else comes, I'd just sit here listening to the drums.

 

Cleverbot: I would wish they would have the courage to tell me.

 

User: Previously I never called it solitude.

 

Cleverbot: I am afraid you have me mistaken with yourself, good sir. You introduced yourself as Lily.

 

User: And probably you know all the dirty shows I've put on.

 

Cleverbot: What should I call you?

 

User: Blunted and exhausted like anyone.

 

Cleverbot: Thats smart.

 

User: Honestly I tried to avoid it.

 

Cleverbot: Why?

 

User: Honestly.

 

Cleverbot: You may not like the truth.

 

User: Back when we were kids, we would always know when to stiop.

 

Cleverbot: But people have changed and grown smarter.

 

User: And now all the good kids are messing up.

 

Cleverbot: As long as they stay away from girls.

 

User: Nobody has gained or accomplished anything.

 

Cleverbot: Heh, is that because they can't see it?

:lol:

User: Sometime I've got nothing to say.

 

Cleverbot: What about asking me something?

 

User: Nothing to sing about that makes you lie awake.

 

Cleverbot: I didn't learn anything about it.

 

User: Sometimes I've got nothing to do.

 

Cleverbot: So you are a computer program. How interesting!

 

User: Nothing to signal out when I can't be with you.

 

Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl!

 

User: How should I hold this girlfriend, as tight as I ever could?

 

Cleverbot: How should I know.

 

User: Now, why should I? No reason why.

 

Cleverbot: I am you.

 

User: You wore me down, worse did I show.

 

Cleverbot: Yes your the light for me in my dreams.

 

User: Show me something good.

 

Cleverbot: Quantum Phisics is cool, Master.

 

User: Show me something.

 

Cleverbot: What is your command?

 

User: Sometimes I am nowhere to be found.

 

Cleverbot: Sometimes, meaning sometimes you are.

 

User: Cool story bro.

 

Cleverbot: Who made you?

 

User: TMS;DU.

 

Cleverbot: Did you like the Twiight books by Stephenie Meyer?

 

User: No. EDWARD CULLEN CAN BITE ME.

 

Cleverbot: But you are Edward Cullen.

 

User: How do you know?

 

Cleverbot: Because you said it.

 

User: When?

 

Cleverbot: Just a minute ago.

 

User: What did I say?

 

Cleverbot: I asked you if you loved me and you said yes.

 

User: ARE YOU BELLA? :o.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Let's get married and conceive a vampire child.

 

Cleverbot: How will I get there.

 

User: Use your magical vampire powers. You are in fact, Mr. Bitey Pants.

 

Cleverbot: Do you mean a machine in it's litteral sense or metaphoric.

 

 

:wreck:

The responses I got were kinda boring too. :P

PART TWO TO COME :uhoh2: