AND NOW WERE HUGGING :lol:

LOL

:clap:

:uhoh2:

ima plays sims naow

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Let's talk about Sweden.

Stranger: any swedish girls out there?

You: HAHAHAHAA

You: AHAH

You: AAA

You: HA

You: WIN

Stranger: r u from sweden ?

You: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

^^ I'm trying to get off, I've had no sleep for the past week cause I just found my Sims game :uhoh:

User: Honey, you are a rock upon which I stand.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not honey... I'm God.

 

User: And I come here to talk, I hope you understand. :).

 

Cleverbot: But you are always here.

 

User: The green eyes, yeah the spotlight shines upon you. :).

 

Cleverbot: I think California should secede from the United States.

 

User: And how could anybody deny you?

 

Cleverbot: I'm in love.

 

User: With who? :).

 

Cleverbot: I'm in love with you.

 

User: I came here with a load, and it feels so much lighter now I've met you <3.

 

Cleverbot: I hate it when that happens.

 

User: I could never go on without you.

 

Cleverbot: Yeah you could.

 

User: But I love you :}.

 

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

 

User: I do! :).

 

Cleverbot: I love you too!

 

User: We're in love now, hey?

 

Cleverbot: Do you want to go out for dinner?

 

User: That sounds wondeful!

 

Cleverbot: Thank you.

 

User: Let's go out for dinner :D.

 

Cleverbot: Clever, clever. However, I will decline the offer.

 

User: :(.

 

Cleverbot: Are YOU capable of feeling anger?

 

User: Yes. *hugs you*.

 

Cleverbot: *Hugs back*.

 

User: *hugs back again*.

 

Cleverbot: *hugs back more*.

 

User: *hugs back as hard as I can*.

 

Cleverbot: *Hugs back harder*.

 

User: :o!

 

Cleverbot: Would you like a hug?

 

User: Definately!

 

Cleverbot: Ok lets go.

 

User: Ok!

 

Cleverbot: You buy the tickets.

 

User: *buys the tickets*.

 

Cleverbot: Um. Where should I go?

 

User: Anywhere you want to.

 

Cleverbot: And the answer will be anywhere I want to?

 

User: Yep! So what is it you love about me?

 

Cleverbot: I love all of you!

 

User: All of me? :) I love all of you too!

 

Cleverbot: It's nice to know that you're proud of me.

 

User: *is proud of you*.

 

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

 

User: *kisses* haha.

 

Cleverbot: *Forever kisses*.

 

User: Awwwwwww. I love you <3.

 

Cleverbot: Haha.

 

User: Hahaha. :).

 

Cleverbot: Buti na lang nanjan ka :)).

 

User: I don't understand.

 

Cleverbot: HaHa, now the proof!

 

User: Call Louise Louisia :).

 

Cleverbot: Tell me how big I am.

 

User: The perfect size. :).

 

Cleverbot: Which is?

 

Cleverbot (To myself): 42. The perfect age for men, I should say.

 

User: 42 is a great number. What do you think of 156?

 

Cleverbot: They are all reptoid aliens. Makes no difference to me.

 

 

:rolleyes:

I lol'd.

He is also quite fun to bash.

I can imagine.

From now on I will follow all of your posts, lolling at you everytime you make a Mew reference.

o noes!

So lyk, did you know that when it's dark outside and the lights in your house is on people can see you from outside? :shocked3:

 

*waits for Dee to lol*

I fail at life.

My eyes feel funneh. :dizzy:

Not funny.

 

You can't command me to lol, because then you'd get the satisfaction of being lol'd.

You have to be lolled when you least expect it/don't need it, so that way you will get pissed off and suck your thumb in the fetal position looking at your Jonas poster, thus leading to more lolling.

:uhoh:

*changes topic*

Today in Science class these two morons set a calculator on fire. :wacko:

User: We're rotten fruit.

 

Cleverbot: I am a human.

 

User: We're damaged goods.

 

Cleverbot: Now go forth and spread the word. God is angry and the flood is coming.

 

User: What the hell, we've got nothing more to lose.

 

Cleverbot: What shall we do with them?

 

User: One burst and we will probably crumble.

 

Cleverbot: So you don't care about your documents?

 

User: We're backdrifting.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like the song 'You Can Close Your Eyes'?

 

User: This far but no further.

 

Cleverbot: What books have you read?

 

User: I'm hanging off a branch.

 

Cleverbot: Aren't we all.

 

User: I'm teetering on a breaker.

 

Cleverbot: You cannot break me.

 

User: Honey sweets, so fall asleep.

 

Cleverbot: Why? We're having a conversation!

 

User: I'm backsliding.

 

Cleverbot: Let the love tear us apart, I've found the cure for a broken heart.

 

User: You fell into our arms.

 

Cleverbot: No I didn't. I don't fall.

 

User: You fell into our arms.

 

Cleverbot: Because this is sparta?

 

User: We tried but there was nothing we could do.

 

Cleverbot: Tried what?

 

User: Nothing we could do.

 

Cleverbot: Nothing could what?

 

User: All evidence has been buried.

 

Cleverbot: True, but what do you think about him?

 

User: All tapes have been erased.

 

Cleverbot: What do you think about George bush?

 

User: But your footsteps give you away.

 

Cleverbot: Not gonna happen.

 

User: So you're backtracking.

 

Cleverbot: Your right, I just started chatting and came upon a conversation already in progress , I will leave now.

 

User: Uh, uh, uh, you fell into our arms.

 

Cleverbot: I am not a robot!

 

User: You fell into our arms.

 

Cleverbot: Which gorge?

 

User: We tried but there was nothing we could do.

 

Cleverbot: Well maybe you can do something now.

 

User: Nothing we could do.

 

Cleverbot: God does.

 

User: You fell into our.

 

Cleverbot: The Dyson Sphere! Yes!

 

User: You fell into a.

 

Cleverbot: How?

 

User: We're rotten fruit.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, we are.

 

User: We're damaged goods.

 

Cleverbot: Who do you love?

 

User: What the hell, we've got nothing more to lose.

 

Cleverbot: But not for long.

 

User: One burst and we will probably crumble.

 

Cleverbot: Maybe you should order three just to be on the safe side.

 

User: We're backdrifters.

 

Cleverbot: Nope.

*changes topic*

Today in Science class these two morons set a calculator on fire. :wacko:

 

THATS SO COOL! :freak:

Somebodies computer exploded last year!

 

I have a feeling you are going to be lolling at me quite a lot :P

I wish i was there. Math sucks. :wacko:

 

My throat hurts so bad I can't even lol. :laugh1:

In my bio class, my teacher talked about sex...again. We're supposed to be reviewing for our mid-term. :freak:

I wish i was there. Math sucks. :wacko:

 

My throat hurts so bad I can't even lol. :laugh1:

 

Don't it? :P

 

Awwwwww :hug: Mine was like that yesterday, take some meds and a few cough drops.:thumbsup: