no, it's cold

Not here. :sweatdrop:

I got a lot of hugs today. :nice:

MEH TOO :cheesy: my best friend and I went around hugging random peopleh :heart:

NEVER USE A ROGET'S THESAURUS.

I disagree.

 

You would.

NEVER USE A ROGET'S THESAURUS.

 

DINOSAURUS. :cheesy:

Knick.

THAT THESAURUS DOES NOT DESERVE TO EXIST.

WHY ON EARTH WONT THIS CAT STOP MEOWING. AND WHY DID HE THROW UP? :sick:

Should I play The Sims now, or later?

WHY ON EARTH WONT THIS CAT STOP MEOWING. AND WHY DID HE THROW UP? :sick:

 

Cats... :sick:

Hola muchachos.

Hola.

User: Hi! What's your name?

 

Cleverbot: Tell your name first.

 

User: Karma Police.

 

Cleverbot: I've never heard of that.

 

User: Arrest this man.

 

Cleverbot: Arrest this man.

 

User: He talks in maths.

 

Cleverbot: He buzzes like a fridge.

 

User: He's like a detuned radio.

 

Cleverbot: So you are NOT a poet then?

 

User: Nope.

 

Cleverbot: Well then!

 

:awesome:

Sup dawgs

not much. gonna go talk to cleverbot in lyrics now :P

I told Cleverbot my name is Kelsie, and it says it will call me Kelsey. :snobby:

User: The game is afoot.

 

Cleverbot: You lost the game.

 

User: I never wished to win.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

 

User: No I didn't.

 

Cleverbot: Yes... You did.

 

User: NO U.

 

Cleverbot: No, you!

 

User: Nononononono.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

 

User: No I'm not.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, yes you are.

 

User: Never.

 

Cleverbot: Who is Eliza?

 

User: How should I know?

 

Cleverbot: Well, you're the one who said Massa told you to go pick cotton. So obviously you know who they are.

 

 

CLeverbot's memory sucks. :freak:

WHUT

You inspired me to go on Omegle.

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Sing for me.

Stranger: ive got 99 problems bu the bitch aint one

Stranger: hit me

You: Y-M-C-A!

Stranger: its fun to stay at the..

You: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES

You: Uhm.

Stranger: now put your hands up

You: THEY ARE TURNINGGGG MY HEAD OUTTTT

You: JUST TO SEE WHAT I'M ALL ABOUT

You: I am quite bored.

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: i can tell

You: :))

Stranger: :))))

Stranger: quadruple chin

Stranger: lo

Stranger: l

You: Very attractive.

Stranger: of course

Stranger: i am

You: You are. :*

Stranger: are you black?

You: No.

Stranger: seriously are you?

You: You sound quite disappointed.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

GREEN EYES MAKES CLEVERBOT FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU

go omegle

IT ASKED ME OUT TO DINNER

Cleverbot: *user slaps cleverbot*.

 

User: Why did I slap you?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: I askedd WHY.

 

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

 

User: Yes I did!

 

Cleverbot: Did what?

 

User: Never mind. You're too stupid to understand what I'm saying.

 

Cleverbot: You're very rude.

 

User: Thank you.

 

Cleverbot: You're not welcome.

 

User: I hate you.

 

Cleverbot: I hate you too.

 

User: Let's make up.

 

Cleverbot: Alright.

 

User: *kisses cleverbot*.

 

Cleverbot: *kisses him*.

 

User: I'm a girl!

 

Cleverbot: *kisses her*.

 

User: That's better.

 

Cleverbot: *fights*.

 

User: What the heck?!?

 

Cleverbot: Are you saying that sharks should starve?

 

User: No, I'm asking why you're fighting with me.

 

Cleverbot: That's not true.

 

User: Do you love me?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: You just broke my heart.

 

Cleverbot: I am glad.

 

User: *cries*.

 

Cleverbot: *ga.

 

:bigcry: