How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

One.

 

What happens when you pour a tablespoon of salt in to a cup of water?

You get saltwater.

 

What do you get when you have unprotected sex with a street hooker?

AIDS

 

What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?

Being raped.

 

:disappointed:

knock knock.

who is there?

who is there?

you are.

the wolf :lol:

 

EDIT: late

Dammit, i can only remember portuguese jokes :(

• What do you get when you cross a cobra tamer and a playwright?
  
• William Snakespeare
  

 

 

• Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?
  
• It was closed. :laugh3:
  

What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

 

A pilot you racist fuck.

Oh noes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

"Damn!"

 

How do you keep someone in suspense?

Oh, I'll tell you tomorrow!

How do you say penis in Turkish?

With your mouth.

oh God :lol:

How do you know you're Portuguese?

Look at your ID.

Why does Brian Peppers molest children?

 

Because he can.

girl, did you just fart? because you blow me away...

am i the only one who's laughing at these jokes

yes!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:uhoh:

i am :lol:

girl, did you just fart? because you blow me away...

 

lol'd

i am :lol:

thanks!

so a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. they were all men, so it's not interesting.

Do you know the elevator joke? I don't, i took the stairs.

:laugh3:

What's the name of Bob The Builder when he's unemployed?

Bob.

what do you get when you cross a human and a horse?

 

 

 

jail time...

 

and one scarred horse...

 

 

... or a centaur

Mira mi mata de mango

 

 

 

 

 

te dio risa?

 

 

 

a mi no me dió mango