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is chris martin

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He is well endowed and knows how to work his lanky body.

 

He got a bit too sweaty though.

 

He was kind of an egomaniac.. he kept screaming his own name.

 

I'd give him 8/10.

:lol::lol::lol:

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I wish Chris can give me back my vir...

 

Nevermind.

I wish Chris can give me back my vir...

 

Nevermind.

:lol::lol::lol:

 

Hey love! Hope you're fine! :kiss:

:lol::lol::lol:

 

Hey love! Hope you're fine! :kiss:

 

I wasn't, until I got that kiss from you :blush:

 

 

Yeah..I'm cheesy like that :kiss:

Nothing wrong with that! :cheesy:

 

And here comes a :hug: to make you feel even better!!

And my offer still stands:

"And oh but I love it when you come over to the house

I love it when you come over to my house"

Not only on rainy days!

 

That Chris dude who stole your vir... from the band... what was it called again?

He can stay at home! Or... should I invite him too? :lol:

Nothing wrong with that! :cheesy:

 

And here comes a :hug: to make you feel even better!!

And my offer still stands:

"And oh but I love it when you come over to the house

I love it when you come over to my house"

Not only on rainy days!

 

That Chris dude who stole your vir... from the band... what was it called again?

He can stay at home! Or... should I invite him too? :lol:

 

That Chris guy can stay at home...Your home that is :P

And thanks Anna..You and few other people from here are really making me smile :nice:

That Chris guy can stay at home...Your home that is :P

And thanks Anna..You and few other people from here are really making me smile :nice:

Good, I'll tie him to a chair then and make him sing "Trouble" when you come over as apology :lol:

 

Ttyl love! :kiss:

yeah,he seems nice but i always hear he is stuck up and selfish.

but he really does seem nice and friendly.

 

Oh no, chris is not selfish. ;D

 

He seems very nice and funny. And polite :)

How'd you hear that LostAtSea?

Chris Martin is an idiot.

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i read it in some magazine i forgot what it was called.

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