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The driving is sexy. Too bad for that kid and his broken leg though.

 

 

And yeah. That hooker needed 27 stitches in her face. Who knew lanky boy could punch so hard.

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I'm actually turned on by that.

 

 

 

 

mmmmmmm so sexy when you speed up to a red light get in the left lane but then turn right at a red light and cut off cars in the turn lane.

mmmmmmm so sexy when you speed up to a red light get in the left lane but then turn right at a red light and cut off cars in the turn lane.

 

I just think rough Mr Martin is sexy.

 

And yeah. That hooker needed 27 stitches in her face. Who knew lanky boy could punch so hard.

 

Now that's just a bit too rough.

i need to go watch that video, apparently.

mmmmmmm so sexy when you speed up to a red light get in the left lane but then turn right at a red light and cut off cars in the turn lane.

 

Lol, that is so bonkers. That's not even mildly crazy.

 

That's like... what the fuck are you doing. Maniacal.

 

You gotta avoid the PAPS!

 

 

 

It's still sexy, regardless of the people in danger.

Lol, that is so bonkers. That's not even mildly crazy.

 

That's like... what the fuck are you doing. Maniacal.

 

You gotta avoid the PAPS!

 

Yes because "I can't get my picture taken and let people know I am married and rather endanger other people!" boo hoo :cry::bigcry:

Yes because "I can't get my picture taken and let people know I am married and rather endanger other people!" boo hoo :cry::bigcry:

 

Yeah and hit that 6 year old kid..

Poor boy..he was just about to start school :disappointed:

Hey man. No one died.

 

He's Chris freaking Martin. Invincible.

 

I hope he cuts all you fools off.

 

Don't disrespect.

:dozey:

 

I still think him driving like a mad man is sexy.

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It's Official^

I agree absolutely

Lovely Chris:kiss:

 

From all the interviews I've seen and heard and the four Cp concerts I've been to, he seems like a very nice and polite person.Complicated and crazy but nice.I'm sure he is not stuck up and certainly not selfish.

Especially compared to Oasis (sorry I had to say that after I saw your avi :D)

and i really dont think hes mean like... why would you guys think that.

i know you're joking but still hes like a sweet heart...:heart:

Mean he's a tough aggressive sex bomb.

 

:wink3::wink3::wink3:

:kiss: glad you agreee

apparently he's really nice, and once you crack the "extremely polite and nice barrier" he opens up and he's kinda a dork but in a good way. and can be really talkative and funny and sociable.

Okay now. Let's not make stuff up. He didn't shoot and kid or piss in anyone's shoes.

 

I do feel bad for that poor hooker though. No hooker would do the things he wanted her to.

Mean he's a tough aggressive sex bomb.

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Hilarious!

 

And he wasn't acting in this video - it was the one and only time he could be himself:

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnOtmimxSVw]YouTube - Chris Martin On Extras[/ame]

He is gorgeous. He has a lovely, genuine and warm personality.

Chris Martin raped me when I was 6.

Chris Martin raped me when I was 6.

 

You wish he did.

 

You pervert.

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