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im getting second thoughts

He's a jerk... didn't you read all the stories in here?

 

No nice person does that.

I don't get Brittish humor, did he tell the pap to Fuck-off?? :P

so... is he nice?

 

Yes ! He's nice. We're just trying to scare you. :P

I'm sure if you met him and said you were a fan he would be nice.

I don't get Brittish humor, did he tell the pap to Fuck-off?? :P

 

Yep.

I'm sure if you met him and said you were a fan he would be nice.

 

Only if she was a groupie and he wanted in her pants.

 

One time he did an 18 year old groupie.

 

Gwyneth found out and was pissed.

 

Can't blame Chris though, I bet Gwyneth has ice down there.

 

When asked about it Chris said, "I can do whoever the fuck I want, don't you know who I am?"

I bet that 18 year old groupie was ecstatic.

:lol:

It was me. :embarassed:

 

How was it?

:P

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lol the comments on here r pretty funny!

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has any1 on here seen the inbetweeners?

How was it?

:P

 

He is well endowed and knows how to work his lanky body.

 

He got a bit too sweaty though.

 

He was kind of an egomaniac.. he kept screaming his own name.

 

I'd give him 8/10.

but anyway has anyone met him?

 

Yes?

He is well endowed and knows how to work his lanky body.

 

He got a bit too sweaty though.

 

He was kind of an egomaniac.. he kept screaming his own name.

 

I'd give him 8/10.

 

Wow. :stunned:

 

:lol:

You would think that a person who is that famous and have that much money to be selfish and mean..... but he is one of the funniest people alive and he is so kind. Even at the concerts. And he was extra nice to all the people who had to sit on the lawn.

So...uh...to the people who know so much about his behavior, is Chris a feisty drunk? :thinking:

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awesome! thanks 4 telling me!^

 

i no this thread is so funny!

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i meant to write the re. to pockets

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