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He's a real jerk.

 

My friend was waiting outside a concert with his little sister... who is like 7.

 

And Chris was signed like two things and my friend shouted "can you sign this for my sister?"

 

And he was like "I don't have fucking time you fucking twat."

 

And my friend was like "she's a little girl... watch your language jerk."

 

And then Chris was like "I can do whatever the fuck I want... don't you know who I am?"

 

Then he walked off.

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He's a real jerk.

 

My friend was waiting outside a concert with his little sister... who is like 7.

 

And Chris was signed like two things and my friend shouted "can you sign this for my sister?"

 

And he was like "I don't have fucking time you fucking twat."

 

And my friend was like "she's a little girl... watch your language jerk."

 

And then Chris was like "I can do whatever the fuck I want... don't you know who I am?"

 

Then he walked off.

I don't believe that. :dozey:

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He's a real jerk.

 

My friend was waiting outside a concert with his little sister... who is like 7.

 

And Chris was signed like two things and my friend shouted "can you sign this for my sister?"

 

And he was like "I don't have fucking time you fucking twat."

 

And my friend was like "she's a little girl... watch your language jerk."

 

And then Chris was like "I can do whatever the fuck I want... don't you know who I am?"

 

Then he walked off.

 

:lol:

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^OK, Kiran.... I realize you were joking about this since I went back and read what you were talking about.........:P

 

But I just wondered, since you have seemed really critical towards Chris/ Coldplay lately. I didn't know if you still liked Coldplay still or not.

 

:)

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It's a true story.

 

He also fingered my friend as he was walking away.

:dozey: i also truely doubt that...

I don't believe that. :dozey:

^ this.

Its true.

 

It was really rude.

 

What a jerk.

 

The only thing bigger than his forehead is his ego.

mhmm... :dozey:

whatever.

hah what does that have to do with anything :laugh3:

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^OK, Kiran.... I realize you were joking about this since I went back and read what you were talking about.........:P

 

But I just wondered, since you have seemed really critical towards Chris/ Coldplay lately. I didn't know if you still liked Coldplay still or not.

 

:)

 

I still like them, of course. :)

 

I'm just down on Viva, I think.

 

Chris is absolutely fantastic.

 

Too bad he hates his fans... especially children.

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I still like them, of course. :)

 

I'm just down on Viva, I think.

 

Chris is absolutely fantastic.

 

Too bad he hates his fans... especially children.

 

That's good. :D

 

I was pretty sure you still liked them but sometimes ppl on here suddenly say they don't like them anymore so I wasn't sure. :)

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i love the "remember that time"'s..

 

"remember that time he shot that 6-year-old in the knee for wanting an autograph?"

"remember that time chris punched a hooker?"

"remember that time chris pissed on the shoes of a 80-year-old woman?"

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i love the "remember that time"'s..

 

"remember that time he shot that 6-year-old in the knee for wanting an autograph?"

"remember that time chris punched a hooker?"

"remember that time chris pissed on the shoes of a 80-year-old woman?"

 

Okay now. Let's not make stuff up. He didn't shoot and kid or piss in anyone's shoes.

 

I do feel bad for that poor hooker though. No hooker would do the things he wanted her to.

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I'm actually turned on by that.

 

Okay now. Let's not make stuff up. He didn't shoot and kid or piss in anyone's shoes.

 

I do feel bad for that poor hooker though. No hooker would do the things he wanted her to.

 

Urgh, do not remind me :sick:

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