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Should Yossarian buy magical cactus?

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Yossarian your english is improving, and subsequently making you less entertaining. GO SMOKE SOME WEED.

 

Yes I have been making very much obtain practice from all my discussions of Martin on the COLD site of the GAME. Soon my England will be fluent and none of the bodies will desire harm for Yossarian. :cool: They will be his comrades.

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Yes I have been making very much obtain practice from all my discussions of Martin on the COLD site of the GAME. Soon my England will be fluent and none of the bodies will desire harm for Yossarian. :cool: They will be his comrades.

 

Much better.

buy it, yossi!

Yes, Yossarian. If you buy a magic cactus, your life will be complete. No worries, no sleepless nights...all of your troubles will disappear as the cactus sits by your side every day.

 

Trust me. My brother has a cactus.

Yes. Cold game would likes you buy cactus. Would likes you big much.

I reckon he should stick it where the sun "don't" shine............................ :rolleyes:

Yos has a Bat for Lashes sig <3 :cheesy:

I reckon he should stick it where the sun "don't" shine............................ :rolleyes:

 

Oh how original :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

I wish I'd kept a picture of the dead cactus I threw out. I think I overwatered it

How can you overwater a cactus? :lol:

How can you overwater a cactus? :lol:

 

Wow....

Wow....

 

Meaning he must have drowned it. :rolleyes:

Yossi!! you should buy this

 

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/i_must_have_it_magical_unicorn.php

 

unicorn-juice.jpg

 

Some guy on eBay recently sold the last jar of unicorn semen in the United States for $31 plus $3 flat rate shipping. If you were the buyer please contact me, as I must have some. *ahem* For science, for science (if I repeat things it makes them real).

 

This is possibly the only jar of Unicorn semen left in the united states.Unicorns were bred for their magic and keen night hunting skills to protect lepreachauns that had been injured in battle during the civil war. Unicorns were only found in two places on the planet, the northern and southern hemispheres. Anyone in possession of this rare and magical fluid will be able to swim with the wolves and fly with the dolphins as its powers are still being found.I opened the jar while i was on my computer and my computer flickered for a minute and i realized the semen had helped me kill Yogg-Saron on my World of Warcraft account and i recieved the Shawl of Haunted memories and the Mantle of the Wayward Conqueror. i have already been blessed and recieved my gift...so i'm going to pass the power onto someone else. Do not drink the unicorn semen as the power is too much for the human digestive system and could change your DNA and give you the shits. Bid, but Bid Wisely.

^:lol:

 

As for the magical cactus, yes I would get it. With it you could possibly rule the world. :P

lmfao peyote :lol:

I'd suggest lsd, you rather destroy people than the nature

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