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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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'GET YOUR OWN DAMN GUITAR, JONNY! Or, better yet, your own damn personal pastry chef!'

 

hahaha :laugh4:

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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

first I was like:

then I lol'd.

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Jonny: How long does Guy take in the bathroom, I need to PEEE :veryangry2:

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Jonny: How long does Guy take in the bathroom, I need to PEEE :veryangry2:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

 

 

 

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So, If I give you this Jacket you'll all be nice enough to give me cake? :smug:

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Now available: The ChrisBot 42. Capable of speech, singing, acting adorable, being charming, oh-so-suave lady skills, and giving really good snogs. Unfortunately, we're all sold out... :(

 

hahahaha:lol: noooo i wanted one :bigcry: :wacky:

 

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Jonny: How long does Guy take in the bathroom, I need to PEEE :veryangry2:

 

hahaha poor Jonny :laugh4:

 

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So, If I give you this Jacket you'll all be nice enough to give me cake? :smug:

 

his face is really :smug:! :laugh3::laugh3:

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Jonny: How long does Guy take in the bathroom, I need to PEEE :veryangry2:

 

:laugh3: Lol !:D

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Jonny: How long does Guy take in the bathroom, I need to PEEE :veryangry2:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

hahaha

So many good ones today~

 

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"Shut up, I'm not on either Team Edward or Jacob. I just like running through the forest. Also, I'm on team Jonny."

 

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Chris: Oh, Jonny, you give the best blowjobs EVER!

Jonny: Glad you enjoyed it! Now where's my cake?

 

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"YOU'LL NEVER GET MY PIANO! EVER!!!!"

:dance: yey!!! welcome :wink:

 

:jonny: :heart:

:kiss::kiss:Ellen!!!

Welcome back Amy! :D:dance:

:kiss:thanks Marie!!!!:dance:

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JONNY WANNA CAKEEEEE! PLEASE, HELP HIM!

 

:stunned::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:aahhahahahaha:laugh3:

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:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

 

 

OMG Chrisbot 42!!!!:laugh3::laugh3: :laugh3::wink3:

So many good ones today~

 

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"Shut up, I'm not on either Team Edward or Jacob. I just like running through the forest. Also, I'm on team Jonny."

 

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Chris: Oh, Jonny, you give the best blowjobs EVER!

Jonny: Glad you enjoyed it! Now where's my cake?

 

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"YOU'LL NEVER GET MY PIANO! EVER!!!!"

 

 

 

I'm in team Jonny tooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw The others!:smug:

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Chris: Oh, Jonny, you give the best blowjobs EVER!

Jonny: Glad you enjoyed it! Now where's my cake?

 

haha jonny's face is so saying that "where's my cake?"

:lol:

EPIC ROFLTEHNESS !! :lol::lol::lol:

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So many good ones today~

 

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"Shut up, I'm not on either Team Edward or Jacob. I just like running through the forest. Also, I'm on team Jonny."

 

hahahaha this one is hilarious:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

team Jonny ftw:awesome:

EPIC ROFLTEHNESS !! :lol::lol::lol:

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:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: @ that smiley

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: @ that smiley

It just totally represents my reaction! :laugh3:

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:chris: : FINISHHHHH I'M GONNA KILL THAT F*CKING CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE:evil3::evil3:

:jonny: ::bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:

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:chris: : FINISHHHHH I'M GONNA KILL THAT F*CKING CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE:evil3::evil3:

:jonny: ::bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: hahahahaha

 

poor cake tho :\

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