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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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I couldn't resist giving this one a spin myself:

 

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Jonny: What's a nice girl like you doing on a bus like this?

Girl (who is actually a mannequin): :blank:

Jonny: Come here often? What's your sign? You must be tired 'cos you've been running through my dreams every night....

Couple up front: SQUEE!

Will: What're they SQUEEing over? Grr.... Satriani....Must...kill.....

Chris: So I think we may name our next album Mylo Xyloto. You don't like it? How about Rush of Blood to the Head.....?

Guy (who is actually a mannequin): :blank:

 

 

Oh

 

GOD

 

HAHAHAHA :laugh3::lol:!

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I couldn't resist giving this one a spin myself:

 

coldplaybus.jpg

 

Jonny: What's a nice girl like you doing on a bus like this?

Girl (who is actually a mannequin): :blank:

Jonny: Come here often? What's your sign? You must be tired 'cos you've been running through my dreams every night....

Couple up front: SQUEE!

Will: What're they SQUEEing over? Grr.... Satriani....Must...kill.....

Chris: So I think we may name our next album Mylo Xyloto. You don't like it? How about Rush of Blood to the Head.....?

Guy (who is actually a mannequin): :blank:

 

:lol:

I couldn't resist giving this one a spin myself:

 

coldplaybus.jpg

 

Jonny: What's a nice girl like you doing on a bus like this?

Girl (who is actually a mannequin): :blank:

Jonny: Come here often? What's your sign? You must be tired 'cos you've been running through my dreams every night....

Couple up front: SQUEE!

Will: What're they SQUEEing over? Grr.... Satriani....Must...kill.....

Chris: So I think we may name our next album Mylo Xyloto. You don't like it? How about Rush of Blood to the Head.....?

Guy (who is actually a mannequin): :blank:

 

haahah great :laugh3::laugh3:

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Chris: "Uh-huh. Yup. Yes. Aha. Yeah.... what were you talking about again?"

 

 

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Chris: "Hey Jonny... " *giggles* :wink3:

Jonny: "Oh hey Chris..." *dirty laugh* :wink3:

Will: "Oh hell no, they're in their pervy mood again.."

Guy: :angry: "These fools are totally ruining my style!"

 

I love these two :cheesy: I have my own take on the second one:

 

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Chris: *Must... hold... back... evil laughter...*

Jonny: LOL Chris you really are the master of all pranks...

Will: OK even I have to admit this is pretty funny...

Guy: What is everyone laughing at me for... Hey, why is my shirt pink? Chris messed with my red shirt again, didn't he?

Chris, Jonny, Will (thinking): He still doesn't see that "Guy Stupidman" is written on the back of his shirt in Sharpie :laugh3:

^ Hahaha :laugh3:

 

BTW, my brother has got the same but blue t-shirt with a pink collar :D

:blush: Aww, thanks :nice:

 

^Really? That's pretty cool :cool:

 

Yeah :lol: I showed him the pic, and he said: "Oh look, Coldplay copy me :D"

Me: :shifty: "Maybe it's you copying them!"

My brother: "Don't think so :awesome:"

Me: :inquisitive:

My 1st loldplay try. I'm usually just a reader.

 

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Chris: Hey man,wanna help me make my soldier fantasy with Jonny come true?

Guy (who forgot to shower): I need to go back to bed.

Jonny: Hello beautiful

Girl: What is this smell? Armpits?? Yuck!

Will: I bet if I keep staring at this magazine, it will catch fire.

My 1st loldplay try. I'm usually just a reader.

 

coldplaybus.jpg

 

Chris: Hey man,wanna help me make my soldier fantasy with Jonny come true?

Guy (who forgot to shower): I need to go back to bed.

Jonny: Hello beautiful

Girl: What is this smell? Armpits?? Yuck!

Will: I bet if I keep staring at this magazine, it will catch fire.

 

HA-DAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! OH MY LAWRD! :laugh3::lol:!!

 

And what the heck is Chris thinking about Jonny?! xD Not that I mind though :sneaky:

 

That is a brilliant caption for your first try! *still laughing like fuck and probably annoying the hell out of family members*

Um . . . new drawing I hope you guys like it:

 

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This was based off of a thing on Tumblr going on about "Chris's Hardest Part" and also for [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wl_uQOABxg]this song[/ame] by FOTC (Flight Of The Conchords). Watch the video, all the way through, to understand it.

I wish we had a laughing facepalm smiley. It would be perfect for random crazy funny posts like the one above this :laugh3::facepalm:

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Chris: Someday, I will have a jacket that is even cooler than yours..

Jonny: Your hair.... It smells like..... Cake...........

Guy: I wish I had a magazine

Will: (Thinking) I'm going to steal this magazine for my friend Guy...

Can somebody tell me what the thing is with Coldplay and cake?

Can somebody tell me what the thing is with Coldplay and cake?

Chris and Jonny just look like they always want cake. Especially Jonny.

And since Chris is a vegetarian, he probably doesn't want to haz Cheezeburger,lol!

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Random guy: OMG, YOU'RE ELTON JOHN!

Chris: Heeeh..

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Chris: Damn you Elton John.. :shifty:

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