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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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^ That!!! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

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  • Charlotteflair
    Charlotteflair

    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

  • Captain Crieff
    Captain Crieff

    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

  • What is life
    What is life

    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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:shy: oh, hello...

 

thalia told me i should post this here. :P

 

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*clicks on Jonny thread*

*types*

"Jonny is the cutest thing since sliced bread -- er....

 

"Jonny is hotter than the sun -- no...

 

"Jonny is...

 

"WHAT A BABE."

*hits submit*

 

 

 

so if you ever see someone post "WHAT A BABE." in the Jonny thread... you'll know who it was. :blank:

 

(via)

I got the feeling that it has been posted before

but I could be wrong and saw it somewhere else 4 months ago

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Hugs, pweez?

 

 

I know how he feels o(

 

Dany93, thank you for the link it's one I hadn't found yet and a lovely chance to swoon over these two

 

coldplayer16, I love your cartoons, you're very talented

I got the feeling that it has been posted before

but I could be wrong and saw it somewhere else 4 months ago

 

the thing i posted?

 

well, the picture was recycled from when Coldplay were posting ETIAW spoilers on twitter, and someone had made a comment about picturing Chris sitting at his laptop with his tongue sticking out so i drew it. :P

the thing i posted?

 

well, the picture was recycled from when Coldplay were posting ETIAW spoilers on twitter, and someone had made a comment about picturing Chris sitting at his laptop with his tongue sticking out so i drew it. :P

 

from the ETIAW stuff?

I thought I saw it longuer ago but I could be wrong:P

I know how he feels o(

 

Dany93, thank you for the link it's one I hadn't found yet and a lovely chance to swoon over these two

 

coldplayer16, I love your cartoons, you're very talented

 

You're welcome :nice:

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I don't have a tekst for this, but god i love the pic.

 

Will's killer eyes..Jonny who ain't letting the girl go, Guy who looks pretty bored and Chris who looks like he is trying to talk with a stranger. :D

^ XD

 

Maybe I could try to give it some LOLness...

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Jonny: "Well hello there pretty" :charming:

Girl: "Oh god who's that creeper!?" :freak:

Chris: "Hey um.. I really like your hat!"

Man: "Fuck. You."

Chris: *smiles nervously* "Okay..."

Will: "These humans are boring to watch, they're not even acknowledging my death stare!"

Guy: "Where's my dope when I need it ..." *SIGH*

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Jonny: "Well hello there pretty" :charming:

Girl: "Oh god who's that creeper!?" :freak:

Chris: "Hey um.. I really like your hat!"

Man: "Fuck. You."

Chris: *smiles nervously* "Okay..."

Will: "These humans are boring to watch, they're not even acknowledging my death stare!"

Guy: "Where's my dope when I need it ..." *SIGH*

 

Great one. :laugh3:

More more MOAARR:

 

 

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Chris: "My cross is way more prettier than yours!"

Jonny: "I haven't even started yet you ass!" :shout:

Chris: :awesome:

 

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>> Chris Martin. Famous. Rockstar. Drug Addict << (sorry! :lol:)

 

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Chris: "I'm too sexy for my shirt..." :charming:

Rest of the band: :shame:

 

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Jonny: "That's correct, right now I'm totally checking you out" :wink3:

 

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Chris: "Hold on everybody, I believe Jonny's got a brilliant idea!" :cheesy:

 

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Chris: "And then I totally touched Jonny's ass on stage and he didn't notice!"

Will: "Jesus, really? You perv, LOL!"

Jonny: "What...? Who? What are you talking about?" :huh:

Guy: *musical orgasm*

 

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Chris: "I put drawing pins on your seat"

Interviewer: "Wha-FUCK!"

Chris: :evilgrin:

 

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Chris: "Uh-huh. Yup. Yes. Aha. Yeah.... what were you talking about again?"

 

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Chris: "If you wanna be fancy, hold your pinky up like this!" :cheesy:

 

(Spongebob reference in case you don't get it :P)

 

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Chris: *sigh* "How did we end up as electricians Jonnyboy?" :(

Jonny: "Guy left our band and our sales went into the cellar..."

 

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Chris: "Hey Jonny... " *giggles* :wink3:

Jonny: "Oh hey Chris..." *dirty laugh* :wink3:

Will: "Oh hell no, they're in their pervy mood again.."

Guy: :angry: "These fools are totally ruining my style!"

:laugh3: those are all brilliant! :lol:

More more MOAARR:

 

 

 

 

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>> Chris Martin. Famous. Rockstar. Drug Addict << (sorry! :lol:)

 

 

Well, he's rocking the Renton from Trainspotting look in that picture :P

More more MOAARR:

 

 

coloring2003-2.jpg

 

Chris: "My cross is way more prettier than yours!"

Jonny: "I haven't even started yet you ass!" :shout:

Chris: :awesome:

 

k19iit.jpg

 

>> Chris Martin. Famous. Rockstar. Drug Addict << (sorry! :lol:)

 

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Chris: "I'm too sexy for my shirt..." :charming:

Rest of the band: :shame:

 

2mpfuc1.jpg

 

Jonny: "That's correct, right now I'm totally checking you out" :wink3:

 

1z1h8vd.jpg

 

Chris: "Hold on everybody, I believe Jonny's got a brilliant idea!" :cheesy:

 

2ah6ujt.jpg

 

Chris: "And then I totally touched Jonny's ass on stage and he didn't notice!"

Will: "Jesus, really? You perv, LOL!"

Jonny: "What...? Who? What are you talking about?" :huh:

Guy: *musical orgasm*

 

tumblr_lq7o9qzrjF1r1kmyzo1_500.jpg

 

Chris: "I put drawing pins on your seat"

Interviewer: "Wha-FUCK!"

Chris: :evilgrin:

 

w06vkz.gif

 

Chris: "Uh-huh. Yup. Yes. Aha. Yeah.... what were you talking about again?"

 

25318521265686543161312.jpg

 

Chris: "If you wanna be fancy, hold your pinky up like this!" :cheesy:

 

(Spongebob reference in case you don't get it :P)

 

200z1wz.jpg

 

Chris: *sigh* "How did we end up as electricians Jonnyboy?" :(

Jonny: "Guy left our band and our sales went into the cellar..."

 

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Chris: "Hey Jonny... " *giggles* :wink3:

Jonny: "Oh hey Chris..." *dirty laugh* :wink3:

Will: "Oh hell no, they're in their pervy mood again.."

Guy: :angry: "These fools are totally ruining my style!"

 

:awesome:

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Jonny: ''Back off bitches, he's mine!''

They're all brilliant :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

I couldn't resist giving this one a spin myself:

 

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Jonny: What's a nice girl like you doing on a bus like this?

Girl (who is actually a mannequin): :blank:

Jonny: Come here often? What's your sign? You must be tired 'cos you've been running through my dreams every night....

Couple up front: SQUEE!

Will: What're they SQUEEing over? Grr.... Satriani....Must...kill.....

Chris: So I think we may name our next album Mylo Xyloto. You don't like it? How about Rush of Blood to the Head.....?

Guy (who is actually a mannequin): :blank:

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