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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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^ Oh, Lu's graphics are the best.

 

 

 

No, it was from a tiny chat, if I remember correctly. I actually kinda like Jonnypuff . . . I even drew him and everything.

 

 

 

See?

 

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I remember the first one...

And the second, did you draw him?

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The truth is...

 

I got bored of studying, so I made this. Hope you like it!

 

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Interviewer: So your new song Paradise, Do you like performing it live in concert?

Chris: The truth is, like any other Coldplay piano song, I hate performing it.

Interviewer: And why is that?

Chris: Because, I have to sit down, on a chair.

Interviewer:...

Chris: I'm sitting on a chair... when I could be pleasing my Jonny!

Interviewer: And is that why you chair hump?

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Chris: Yes, I imagine that the chair is Jonny...

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Chris: but it is not the same...

I got bored of studying, so I made this. Hope you like it!

 

Coldplay-Colbert-Report-Video-Performance-Interview-Stephen-Chris-Martin-Paradise-500x280.png

Interviewer: So your new song Paradise, Do you like performing it live in concert?

Chris: The truth is, like any other Coldplay piano song, I hate performing it.

Interviewer: And why is that?

Chris: Because, I have to sit down, on a chair.

Interviewer:...

Chris: I'm sitting on a chair... when I could be pleasing my Jonny!

Interviewer: And is that why you chair hump?

tumblr_lzdyn9490f1qe9p91.jpg

Chris: Yes, I imagine that the chair is Jonny...

chris_martin_1277053.jpg

Chris: but it is not the same...

AMAZING!!!!!hahahahahahahhaah :P :P

I got bored of studying, so I made this. Hope you like it!

 

Coldplay-Colbert-Report-Video-Performance-Interview-Stephen-Chris-Martin-Paradise-500x280.png

Interviewer: So your new song Paradise, Do you like performing it live in concert?

Chris: The truth is, like any other Coldplay piano song, I hate performing it.

Interviewer: And why is that?

Chris: Because, I have to sit down, on a chair.

Interviewer:...

Chris: I'm sitting on a chair... when I could be pleasing my Jonny!

Interviewer: And is that why you chair hump?

tumblr_lzdyn9490f1qe9p91.jpg

Chris: Yes, I imagine that the chair is Jonny...

chris_martin_1277053.jpg

Chris: but it is not the same...

 

HAHAHA brilliant! :lol: And poor Chris on the last picture, awww :wacky:

I got bored of studying, so I made this. Hope you like it!

 

Coldplay-Colbert-Report-Video-Performance-Interview-Stephen-Chris-Martin-Paradise-500x280.png

Interviewer: So your new song Paradise, Do you like performing it live in concert?

Chris: The truth is, like any other Coldplay piano song, I hate performing it.

Interviewer: And why is that?

Chris: Because, I have to sit down, on a chair.

Interviewer:...

Chris: I'm sitting on a chair... when I could be pleasing my Jonny!

Interviewer: And is that why you chair hump?

tumblr_lzdyn9490f1qe9p91.jpg

Chris: Yes, I imagine that the chair is Jonny...

chris_martin_1277053.jpg

Chris: but it is not the same...

 

A good one!:laugh3::laugh3:

I remember the first one...

And the second, did you draw him?

 

Yes, yes I did.

 

I got bored of studying, so I made this. Hope you like it!

 

Coldplay-Colbert-Report-Video-Performance-Interview-Stephen-Chris-Martin-Paradise-500x280.png

Interviewer: So your new song Paradise, Do you like performing it live in concert?

Chris: The truth is, like any other Coldplay piano song, I hate performing it.

Interviewer: And why is that?

Chris: Because, I have to sit down, on a chair.

Interviewer:...

Chris: I'm sitting on a chair... when I could be pleasing my Jonny!

Interviewer: And is that why you chair hump?

tumblr_lzdyn9490f1qe9p91.jpg

Chris: Yes, I imagine that the chair is Jonny...

chris_martin_1277053.jpg

Chris: but it is not the same...

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Oh my God, that is great!!

This is probably not as funny as the last one...

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Chris: So then we were like-

Will: (whispering) I don't think you should tell them about it.

Chris: Shut up Will! So we were like " Hey you! Yeah you! Give us your cake!" But they were like "Only if Will strips" So then we made Will strip....and we ate the cake!

All except Will: :laugh3: HAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh3:

Will: :embarrassed:

Jonny: Yeah....Good times.....good times

Guy: (thinking) That was some good cake... but why didn't they ask me to strip... :confused:

 

or

 

Chris: So then we were like-

Will: (whispering) I don't think you should tell them about it.

Chris: Shut up Will! So we were like " Hey you! Yeah you! Give us your cake!" But they were like " Only if Will dresses up as a sausage and dances" So then we put Will in a sausage suit and made him dance..... and we ate the cake!

All except Will: :laugh3: HAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh3:

Will: :embarrassed:

Jonny: Yeah....Good times.....good times

Guy: (thinking) He did look quite delicious..... :thinking:

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Oh, and thanks for your nice replies :) to my last post

Both of those are just amazing!!:lol:

 

Well, I've been thinking...

 

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:chris:: So Will, tell us about this Forum you follow. Something about us?

:will:: Yeah, Chris. You'd love it!Lots of really fascinating dialogue about our music...

:chris:: really? Cool.

:will:: Oh yes! And you even have a thread where fans post pictures of you and go on about how lovely you are!

:chris:: Really?? COOL!:D

:guy:: What about me, Will?

:will:: Oh yes, you too! They seem to agree with our Chris about you being the handsome one.

:guy:: Well DUH...I mean, really? Cool!:D

:jonny:: What about me?

:will:: Oh you, Jon? You even appear to have your very own religion!

:jonny:: Hmmm...my own religion, you say? That's a little much, but cool. *smiles modestly*

:chris:: Anything else interesting about this forum?

:will:: Uh....well...no, actually. Nothing.

:chris:: You mean on a forum with thousands of fans, nobody's noticed my profound love for our guitarist?

:will:: Erm...no. Absolutely not!

:jonny:: Not so much as a word?

:will:: Not so much as a crumb...er, word! And you must never go there and look for yourself! YOU MUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT!;)

:chris: + :jonny:: Well, ok. If you say so.:nod::nod:

:will:: *thinking* Phew!!

:guy:: So tell me more about my thread...

That one is great. Love it. :awesome:

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:chris:: 'I LOVE garage sales. I always find the BEST stuff there!'

 

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'And it was all... dammit.. what was it again?'

I got bored of studying, so I made this. Hope you like it!

 

Coldplay-Colbert-Report-Video-Performance-Interview-Stephen-Chris-Martin-Paradise-500x280.png

Interviewer: So your new song Paradise, Do you like performing it live in concert?

Chris: The truth is, like any other Coldplay piano song, I hate performing it.

Interviewer: And why is that?

Chris: Because, I have to sit down, on a chair.

Interviewer:...

Chris: I'm sitting on a chair... when I could be pleasing my Jonny!

Interviewer: And is that why you chair hump?

tumblr_lzdyn9490f1qe9p91.jpg

Chris: Yes, I imagine that the chair is Jonny...

chris_martin_1277053.jpg

Chris: but it is not the same...

 

This is probably not as funny as the last one...

Coldplay.jpg

Chris: So then we were like-

Will: (whispering) I don't think you should tell them about it.

Chris: Shut up Will! So we were like " Hey you! Yeah you! Give us your cake!" But they were like "Only if Will strips" So then we made Will strip....and we ate the cake!

All except Will: :laugh3: HAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh3:

Will: :embarrassed:

Jonny: Yeah....Good times.....good times

Guy: (thinking) That was some good cake... but why didn't they ask me to strip... :confused:

 

or

 

Chris: So then we were like-

Will: (whispering) I don't think you should tell them about it.

Chris: Shut up Will! So we were like " Hey you! Yeah you! Give us your cake!" But they were like " Only if Will dresses up as a sausage and dances" So then we put Will in a sausage suit and made him dance..... and we ate the cake!

All except Will: :laugh3: HAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh3:

Will: :embarrassed:

Jonny: Yeah....Good times.....good times

Guy: (thinking) He did look quite delicious..... :thinking:

dancerjm8.gif

 

Oh, and thanks for your nice replies :) to my last post

BOTH WERE SO AMAZING :laugh3: hahahahaha !!

 

Both of those are just amazing!!:lol:

 

Well, I've been thinking...

 

35jcttz.jpg

 

:chris:: So Will, tell us about this Forum you follow. Something about us?

:will:: Yeah, Chris. You'd love it!Lots of really fascinating dialogue about our music...

:chris:: really? Cool.

:will:: Oh yes! And you even have a thread where fans post pictures of you and go on about how lovely you are!

:chris:: Really?? COOL!:D

:guy:: What about me, Will?

:will:: Oh yes, you too! They seem to agree with our Chris about you being the handsome one.

:guy:: Well DUH...I mean, really? Cool!:D

:jonny:: What about me?

:will:: Oh you, Jon? You even appear to have your very own religion!

:jonny:: Hmmm...my own religion, you say? That's a little much, but cool. *smiles modestly*

:chris:: Anything else interesting about this forum?

:will:: Uh....well...no, actually. Nothing.

:chris:: You mean on a forum with thousands of fans, nobody's noticed my profound love for our guitarist?

:will:: Erm...no. Absolutely not!

:jonny:: Not so much as a word?

:will:: Not so much as a crumb...er, word! And you must never go there and look for yourself! YOU MUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT!;)

:chris: + :jonny:: Well, ok. If you say so.:nod::nod:

:will:: *thinking* Phew!!

:guy:: So tell me more about my thread...

Hahahahah Tracie !! PERFECT ONE !! :D :D :D :lol: :laugh3: :laugh3:

A sequel to your LOLdplay Tracie,

 

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At the Q Awards.

 

:chris: : Yeah, there is a reason why Will isn't here actually...We asked him to check that forum about us, didn't we Jon? Cause he said we shouldn't check it :thinking:

:jonny: : :nod: Apparently, I have a religion on there :smug:

:guy: : I asked Will to check my thread and to note down all the compliments... :mellow:

A sequel to your LOLdplay Tracie,

 

0.jpg

 

At the Q Awards.

 

:chris: : Yeah, there is a reason why Will isn't here actually...We asked him to check that forum about us, didn't we Jon? Cause he said we shouldn't check it :thinking:

:jonny: : :nod: Apparently, I have a religion on there :smug:

:guy: : I asked Will to check my thread and to note down all the compliments... :mellow:

 

:lol:

 

*waves at Will*

A sequel to your LOLdplay Tracie,

 

0.jpg

 

At the Q Awards.

 

:chris: : Yeah, there is a reason why Will isn't here actually...We asked him to check that forum about us, didn't we Jon? Cause he said we shouldn't check it :thinking:

:jonny: : :nod: Apparently, I have a religion on there :smug:

:guy: : I asked Will to check my thread and to note down all the compliments... :mellow:

 

:lol:

Oh my God, the new ones are great, guys :laugh3:

 

Edit:

 

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:chris: Right, show's over, now where's Jonny? It's time we were "alone" for a while ;)

A sequel to your LOLdplay Tracie,

 

0.jpg

 

At the Q Awards.

 

:chris: : Yeah, there is a reason why Will isn't here actually...We asked him to check that forum about us, didn't we Jon? Cause he said we shouldn't check it :thinking:

:jonny: : :nod: Apparently, I have a religion on there :smug:

:guy: : I asked Will to check my thread and to note down all the compliments... :mellow:

 

HAHAHAHA! good one!

 

OMGOMGOMG :dazzled::dazzled::dazzled:

 

OH DAT BACK :drunk:

 

O M G.. I need a sit down.. Did he turn around??! :o

I want to know that too. :awesome:

All the new posts are so great!:laugh3:

 

especially that one on the previous page. I think the girls in this thread will know which one I mean

 

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