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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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NOW IT'S MY TURN TO LOL YOU OUT :awesome:

 

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Guy: "What the fuck are you doing"

Jonny: "Chris, stop rolling around, okay?!"

Chris: "I MUST COVER IN THEM, SO PRETTY"

Jonny: "Just stop it!"

 

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Chris: "SDHGJASDGAJSDGHAJKSDG"

 

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Jonny: "CHRIS! Get your ass up and continue singing for heavens sake!"

 

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Chris: "okay lol" :awesome:

 

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Jonny: *SIGH* "Finally!"

 

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Chris: "Hey Jonny, check this out!!"

 

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Jonny: "What is he doing..."

 

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Chris: "UP, UP, AND AWAY WEEEEEEEEEE!!"

 

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Jonny: "Come the fuck down!!"

 

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Chris: "Sorry what? Can't hear you!"

 

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Jonny: "Don't you freaking dare to tease me!" :mean:

 

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Chris: "'Scuse me? It's too loud in here, can't hear you!"

 

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Guy: "Gotta be honest with you Jon. This idiot has no respect for you" :nod:

Jonny: "Yeah. And I already have an idea how to pay him back.." :mean:

 

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Guy: "I guess...I don't wanna know?" :uhoh:

Jonny: "No you certainly don't" :evilgrin:

Guy: "kay"

 

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Jonny: "GET ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES!"

Chris: "Eeep! Okayokayokay!" :worried:

 

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Jonny: "Oh yeah, that's my bitch" :wideeyed:

Will: "Oh hey Guy, I bought this new Playstation game, wanna check it ou-"

Guy: "SURE LET'S GO"

 

Jonny: "Soooo....." :charming:

Chris: :bigcry::bigcry:

 

 

Made me cry out of laughter!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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:will:: mmmmm... Guy, your hair smells like..... like... is that, pomegranate and passion fruit??? :inquisitive:

:guy:: f*** yeah. It's my new shampoo! Ya like? :wink3:

:chris:: I DO LIKE IT! It's so nice and fruity!!! Where did you get it??? :dazzled:

:guy:: I got it at my salon. :smug:

:jonny:: :facepalm:

Hahhahahaha !!!! :laugh3:

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

I went through two tissues reading this thread!!

^ looooooooool :awesome:

 

oh god, y

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^ yep, specially Guy hahaha

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Wheeee mummy, I love bonfire night!

 

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"Sleepy Hollow" ?? Never heard of it!

 

lol - wheres his head!!!

I posted these in the Chris thread a while ago, so some of you have seen them... but I thought I'd share anyway... :)

 

 

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Before becoming lead singer of the megaband, Coldplay, Chris Martin worked as an On-Call Kitten Recovery Specialist.

 

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"...and this is how you make a shadow-giraffe, Moses..."

 

 

ahhhhhh. hes saving the little kitten

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Chris: I'm Fosse, bitch! Ha-cha-cha-cha! And allll..... thaaaat... JAAAAAAZZZZZ!!!

 

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Chris: OM NOM NOM, I'M GONNA EAT YOUR DELICIOUS, CAKEY FACE FOR DINNER, JONNY!

Jonny: You know what they say.... life is short, eat dessert first!

(This is the best Buckin pic I've ever seen)

 

is that pic of chris *eating* jonny in his kitchen?

hey these are awesome!!!! LOL. XD. someone should make this into a sort of book. like, the title could be: "the definitive encyclopaedia to cake, as told by Jonathan buckland!" lol. what do you guys think?

^ looooooooool :awesome:

 

oh god, y

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OMG :stunned::lol:

 

Btw does anyone else think Will looks even scarier than usual? :uhoh:

^ As explained earlier, you can't do that, you have to upload it on a website like Flickr or Photobucket first and then you can post the IMG code here.

DAMM

 

As explained earlier[/url], you can't do that, you have to upload it on a website like Flickr or Photobucket first and then you can post the IMG code here.

 

OH dammit! anyway hows life? HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY A RUSH OF BLOOD TO THE HEAD!!!!!!!!! LOL

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Chris: Free cupcakes for a year? Sign me up!! *grabs pen*

 

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Chris: Look into my eyes, look deep into my eyes.... And - BOOM, YOU'RE ALL PREGNANT!!!

is that pic of chris *eating* jonny in his kitchen?

 

HAHAHAHAHA!!

 

But yes. Yes it is :wink3:

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Chris: Free cupcakes for a year? Sign me up!! *grabs pen*

 

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Chris: Look into my eyes, look deep into my eyes.... And - BOOM, YOU'RE ALL PREGNANT!!!

 

HAHAHAHAH! Chris' face in the bottom one!:laugh3:

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