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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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:chris:: Trust me. I learned that the hard way... *note slight "bloated-ness"* :nod:

 

:awesome::laugh3::lol:

 

 

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WAIT

 

 

Okay so now Chris is also able to get children... which means... :inquisitive:

 

he has boobz

 

he is a woman

 

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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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WAIT

 

 

Okay so now Chris is also able to get children... which means... :inquisitive:

 

he has boobz

 

he is a woman

 

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oh ewww GROSS. gah. Nevermind then.

 

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I'm so sexeh that just a look from me can get you pregnant.;)

 

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He's not kidding!:lol:

 

 

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I would love to see their son. :lol:

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I would love to see their son. :lol:

Can this thread get any more weird!? :stunned::lol:

:laugh3: Maybe...

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Can this thread get any more weird!? :stunned::lol:

 

No. Not possible. Never. Uh-uh. Not a chance.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DEFINITELY!!!:D

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HEy I just met you , And this is Crazy

But here's my number , Call me maybe?

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WAIT

 

 

Okay so now Chris is also able to get children... which means... :inquisitive:

 

he has boobz

 

he is a woman

 

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:stunned: You've just wrinkled my brain

 

 

Community reference...anyone ?

 

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HEy I just met you , And this is Crazy

But here's my number , Call me maybe?

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:awesome:

OMG what's going on in here???

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:inquisitive:

 

:laugh3: I love it here !!

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HEy I just met you , And this is Crazy

But here's my number , Call me maybe?

 

hate that song but haha

No...i thought that too :thinking: but never mind....SHIRTLESS CHRISSSSSSSSSSS! :wink3:

 

hehe xx :P i know what you mean :sneaky:

I'm not really that good at it but I'll try :D

 

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will : he jonny look at me I'm gonna hit this one so bad !!

jonny : sorry will I can't look at you Chris shirtless :)

Chris : hihihi

Guy*with a cake* : come jonny jonny jonny ...

Jonny : *runs at Guy* Ooh Guy I love you !!!

Chris and Will : :angry:

 

 

WOOOOT 2000

 

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

 

where the hell d'you get that pic?

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Chris (to fan): "So if i dedicate this next song to you, you'll give me that cake?" *Whispers* "Don't tell Jonny, but i accidentally sat on his earlier and squashed it...:embarassed:"

Jonny: "Mmm, Chrissy bum :wideeyed:... And... are they... cake crumbs?!" :inquisitive::wtf:

 

lol but ewwwww

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Chris: Hahahaha! :lol: Wasn't that funny Jonny?:cheesy:

Jonny: No. :shifty:

 

 

hehe xx that pic is in guiness world records 2010

You mean with all the emotional laden gifs? :lol:

Here: http://miscgifs.tumblr.com/post/4401496703/excitement-gifs-fangirl-gifs

 

And now I should try making that nekkid Chris picture funny :nod:

 

*RUBS HANDS*

 

Here it goes!

 

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Man in the back #1: "Hot damn no wonder them girls in there go all crazy over that bloke, just look at that!"

Man in the back #2: "No shit bro, I'll be in my bunk"

Chris: "Dammit! I should have kept my shirt on, these pervs are eye-raping me already!"

 

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Chris: "And don't you think I don't see you PERV OVER THERE TAKING PICTURES OF ME!"

 

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*Slowly goes into fangirl mood* :wideeyed:

is that photoshopped or is it real?

 

Real. There are actually several Buckland streets, roads, crescents etc. in the UK.

 

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"Who are you calling a square??"

Thats one BIG Buckland.. there...:D

 

No comment.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*snicker, snort*:wink3:

^:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

^ Merci :awesome:

 

That's exactly what I expected from you :awesome::laugh3:

 

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WAIT

 

 

Okay so now Chris is also able to get children... which means... :inquisitive:

 

he has boobz

 

he is a woman

 

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:facepalm: So, Jonny had boobs, now Chris has boobs... :rolleyes:

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We finally convinced Spiderman to take Guy's place as our bassist...

aww chrissy's soooo cute! :chris:

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