Because we can.

 

Chris is eating pie. He spits it out, disgusted.

"Dear God, Gwyneth, what DID you put in this pie?" Chris growls.

Gwyneth replies: "Apple."

 

I know, that one's been floating around here for a few hours now, but what the hell. Come up with some more, make me laugh!

Why can't I breathe when I hear a Coldplay song?

 

 

Because they all suck so hard.

 

No really, I suck at jokes.

 

 

 

:laugh3:

I'm gonna take all the chuck norris jokes I know and replace them with coldplay.

 

If you have 5 dollars and coldplay has 5 dollars, coldplay has more money than you.

All I can think of is Chris's "Two nuns in a bath" joke. :laugh3:

Because we can.

 

Chris is eating pie. He spits it out, disgusted.

"Dear God, Gwyneth, what DID you put in this pie?" Chris growls.

Gwyneth replies: "Apple."

 

I know, that one's been floating around here for a few hours now, but what the hell. Come up with some more, make me laugh!

hahahahaha :lol:

this made me laugh way too much.

Because we can.

 

Chris is eating pie. He spits it out, disgusted.

"Dear God, Gwyneth, what DID you put in this pie?" Chris growls.

Gwyneth replies: "Apple."

 

I know, that one's been floating around here for a few hours now, but what the hell. Come up with some more, make me laugh!

hahahahaha :lol:

this made me laugh way too much.

Oh god, I am terrible at this. Hmmm....... :thinking:

Oh god, I am terrible at this. Hmmm....... :thinking:

Oh god. I am terrible at this.... ummm....:thinking:

Oh god. I am terrible at this.... ummm....:thinking:

 

EDIT: God, my internet is being reallllly slow. Sorry for all of the posts.

All I can think of is Chris's "Two nuns in a bath" joke. :laugh3:

 

:laugh3::laugh3:that joke is hilarious!!!!!!!!:laugh3:

If Coldplay writes a song, and somebody else write a song exactly the same, the song is coldplay's.

2 guys and a girl are late for school. Their principal confronts them and asks them why they were late.

 

Guy #1 says with a smirk, "Well, last night I was at the top of Violet Hill. It was a lot of fun."

Guy #2 says with a smirk, "Well, last night I was at the bottom of Violet Hill. It was a lot of fun."

The girl says, "I am Violet Hill."

 

...Yeah it's one of those dirty jokes from school that my brother brings home. :(

^^ :stunned: I wish I didn't read that ...

ooo that Violet/Blueberry hill thing yeah.....

:lol:

All I can think of is Chris's "Two nuns in a bath" joke. :laugh3:

 

How does that one go? *is interested*

 

The 'Violet Hill' joke was great.

It was Cherry Hill for my brother.

 

What do you call a robotic device that brings revenue to a band, not to mention a bigger audience?

Guy Berryman. AKA (SexyBassistatron Model CP-42)

 

What do the British do when they've won the World Cup?

Turn off their Playstations. (Chris's joke).

 

What do you call a ground-breaking failure?

Coldplay's collabo with Jay-Z?

 

No. Jonny loading up on chocolate cake.

Coldplay went to perform on the Virgin Islands. When they left, they were just "The Islands."

What do Chris, Steve, Demetri, and Mary all have in common?

They're all insanely talented Martins.

Coldplay went to perform on the Virgin Islands. When they left, they were just "The Islands."

 

 

 

:laugh3:

Coldplay went to perform on the Virgin Islands. When they left, they were just "The Islands."

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

:lol: This thread is so funny.

Glad you think so! :D