Coldplaying@Hogwarts Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Because we can. Chris is eating pie. He spits it out, disgusted. "Dear God, Gwyneth, what DID you put in this pie?" Chris growls. Gwyneth replies: "Apple." I know, that one's been floating around here for a few hours now, but what the hell. Come up with some more, make me laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan8 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Why can't I breathe when I hear a Coldplay song? Because they all suck so hard. No really, I suck at jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerrymanGirl1 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyM218 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I'm gonna take all the chuck norris jokes I know and replace them with coldplay. If you have 5 dollars and coldplay has 5 dollars, coldplay has more money than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empily Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 All I can think of is Chris's "Two nuns in a bath" joke. :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i♥C.MART Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Because we can. Chris is eating pie. He spits it out, disgusted. "Dear God, Gwyneth, what DID you put in this pie?" Chris growls. Gwyneth replies: "Apple." I know, that one's been floating around here for a few hours now, but what the hell. Come up with some more, make me laugh! hahahahaha :lol: this made me laugh way too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i♥C.MART Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Because we can. Chris is eating pie. He spits it out, disgusted. "Dear God, Gwyneth, what DID you put in this pie?" Chris growls. Gwyneth replies: "Apple." I know, that one's been floating around here for a few hours now, but what the hell. Come up with some more, make me laugh! hahahahaha :lol: this made me laugh way too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flickahidalgo Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Oh god, I am terrible at this. Hmmm....... :thinking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flickahidalgo Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Oh god, I am terrible at this. Hmmm....... :thinking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flickahidalgo Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Oh god. I am terrible at this.... ummm....:thinking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flickahidalgo Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Oh god. I am terrible at this.... ummm....:thinking: EDIT: God, my internet is being reallllly slow. Sorry for all of the posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerrymanGirl1 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 All I can think of is Chris's "Two nuns in a bath" joke. :laugh3: :laugh3::laugh3:that joke is hilarious!!!!!!!!:laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Escapist Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 If Coldplay writes a song, and somebody else write a song exactly the same, the song is coldplay's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LhunaSleepingSun Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 2 guys and a girl are late for school. Their principal confronts them and asks them why they were late. Guy #1 says with a smirk, "Well, last night I was at the top of Violet Hill. It was a lot of fun." Guy #2 says with a smirk, "Well, last night I was at the bottom of Violet Hill. It was a lot of fun." The girl says, "I am Violet Hill." ...Yeah it's one of those dirty jokes from school that my brother brings home. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imke Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 ^^ :stunned: I wish I didn't read that ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerrymanGirl1 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 ooo that Violet/Blueberry hill thing yeah..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan8 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplaying@Hogwarts Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 All I can think of is Chris's "Two nuns in a bath" joke. :laugh3: How does that one go? *is interested* The 'Violet Hill' joke was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LhunaSleepingSun Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 It was Cherry Hill for my brother. What do you call a robotic device that brings revenue to a band, not to mention a bigger audience? Guy Berryman. AKA (SexyBassistatron Model CP-42) What do the British do when they've won the World Cup? Turn off their Playstations. (Chris's joke). What do you call a ground-breaking failure? Coldplay's collabo with Jay-Z? No. Jonny loading up on chocolate cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplaying@Hogwarts Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 Coldplay went to perform on the Virgin Islands. When they left, they were just "The Islands." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplaying@Hogwarts Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 What do Chris, Steve, Demetri, and Mary all have in common? They're all insanely talented Martins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LhunaSleepingSun Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Coldplay went to perform on the Virgin Islands. When they left, they were just "The Islands." :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerrymanGirl1 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Coldplay went to perform on the Virgin Islands. When they left, they were just "The Islands." :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Lestrade Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 :lol: This thread is so funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LhunaSleepingSun Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Glad you think so! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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