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Appreciate Izabelle, the Cautionary Whale, Miss Boobers and her Bun (in the oven :blush:)

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Hey bitch is awesome....I'd feel flattered:blush:

 

well this is the juldevil....I couldn't find the julangel anymore

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Linaa!

 

 

Oh, hello, Julieeez! :sneaky:

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I try to lead them away but they keep coming after me, kinda like how I keep killing you and you never die. :sad:

 

you are just so attractive to all the ugly old fat homeless boys, it's just a curse you gotta go with

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why does she keep coming up in a search for a homeless man? :uhoh:

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:o

 

 

eric's smiley:

 

 

 

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hey, that's not nice! :bigcry:

 

why do you assume that I'm a pedophile? :disappointed:

lol..... I have met some good friends with mistakes before..... like I thought they were someone else from the past or whatever....... never met someone who looks like my imaginary friends, though..... but I did meet someone who looked like someone I dreamt about just one time :P

 

do you think there's another way to say hello besides hello? :P

:thinking:

 

 

if they had like a totally awesome fashion sense i would probly say:

sweet pants you got there. :charming:

 

or like..

"heyy theree. did ya know that the weather man is a compulsive liar?

i mean.. i don't see any "slight perturbation with a chance of rain", do you? umm..

my name is isabel btw. :cheesy:"

 

& so on, i can pull these out of my head easly depending or what attracks me to the person i wanna talk to :wacko:

 

shhh, the alien baby is listening :ears:

you know what they say..

elvis didn't die, he just went home ;-;

Aww why are you annoyed? :sad:

ugh. i dunno.. today seems so dull.. :bigcry:

Hey bitch is awesome....I'd feel flattered:blush:

 

well this is the juldevil....I couldn't find the julangel anymore

 

It's like the devil smiley except with glasses :uhoh: Pretttty!

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Oh, hello, Julieeez! :sneaky:

 

Your sig makes me laugh everytime I look at it, Tobias is so hilarious! :lol:

 

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<3

Bahaha, I especially love his tennis outfit. :love:

I hate it when strangers try to make small talk with me. It's awkward because I'm not a super talkative person, and I'm afraid they think I'm being snobby or a jerk. :sad:

you are just so attractive to all the ugly old fat homeless boys, it's just a curse you gotta go with

Homeless_man_in_Anchorage.jpg

 

why does she keep coming up in a search for a homeless man? :uhoh:

Leona-Lewis101.jpg

 

Ah fuck! I don't want to be rich or pretty

 

*turns into a hideous hobo :gorgeous:*

 

Now you can share your pain with me eric, too bad you won't love me anymore. :sad:

hey, that's not nice! :bigcry:

 

why do you assume that I'm a pedophile? :disappointed:

 

I don't know, I just always assumed you were one cos you get along so well with mark :wacko:

:thinking:

 

 

if they had like a totally awesome fashion sense i would probly say:

sweet pants you got there. :charming:

 

or like..

"heyy theree. did ya know that the weather man is a compulsive liar?

i mean.. i don't see any "slight perturbation with a chance of rain", do you? umm..

my name is isabel btw. :cheesy:"

 

& so on, i can pull these out of my head easly depending or what attracks me to talk to the person i wanna talk to :wacko:

 

 

you know what they say..

elvis didn't die, he just went home ;-;

 

ugh. i dunno.. today seems so dull.. :bigcry:

 

Aww maybe tomorrow will be better. My day was strangely the opposite.

Bahaha, I especially love his tennis outfit. :love:

 

Haha he's so awesome, I can't wait for the movie! Annyong will be back :dead:

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:thinking:

 

 

if they had like a totally awesome fashion sense i would probly say:

sweet pants you got there. :charming:

 

or like..

"heyy theree. did ya know that the weather man is a compulsive liar?

i mean.. i don't see any "slight perturbation with a chance of rain", do you? umm..

my name is isabel btw. :cheesy:"

 

& so on, i can pull these out of my head easly depending or what attracks me to the person i wanna talk to :wacko:

 

 

you know what they say..

elvis didn't die, he just went home ;-;

 

lol... you had me until "perturbation" :disappointed: that's a fancy word, and I don speak dem words, cus I'm from da souf :cowboy:

 

it's true that a lot of times small talk with strangers leads to a much better conversation.... but maybe it's just because i'm lazy that i won't even try.... but compliments are a good idea :cheesy: I will try that...

 

 

elvis went home to your uterus? :uhoh:

 

 

It's like the devil smiley except with glasses :uhoh: Pretttty!

 

 

Your sig makes me laugh everytime I look at it, Tobias is so hilarious! :lol:

 

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<3

 

lol... that reminds me of the jeopardy skit:

 

I'll take anal bum cover for 200 :wacky:

Celebrity Jeopardy <3

 

I always had a crush on Sean Connery.

lol... you had me until "perturbation" :disappointed: that's a fancy word, and I don speak dem words, cus I'm from da souf :cowboy:

 

but compliments are a good idea :cheesy: I will try that...

 

 

elvis went home to your uterus? :uhoh:

 

i like cowboyz :charming: howdy..

 

do it, compliments never fail. <3

that how i got you, member? :awesome:

 

haha, yes, yes he did. he will be reborn .-.

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Ah fuck! I don't want to be rich or pretty

 

*turns into a hideous hobo :gorgeous:*

 

Now you can share your pain with me eric, too bad you won't love me anymore. :sad:

 

 

I don't know, I just always assumed you were one cos you get along so well with mark :wacko:.

 

I love you even if you are a hideous hobo :lips:

but if opposites attract, does that make me something new? :surprised:

Haha, eric's from the south and he called ME an inbred. :dozey:

heeeyy linnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Celebrity Jeopardy <3

 

I always had a crush on Sean Connery.

 

"the game is afoot!" my friend used to say that a lot... he was really weird (and genius and therefore my best friend through high school)

 

i like cowboyz :charming: howdy..

 

do it, compliments never fail. <3

that how i got you, member? :awesome:

 

haha, yes, yes he did. he will be reborn .-.

 

you got me with the cowboy thing :cowboy: *wears a hat*

 

is that how you got me? I thought I got you with the hot tamale line :cowboy:

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Haha, eric's from the south and he called ME an inbred. :dozey:

 

I did? :P well I'm from alabama, so I should be a racist :P .... :uhoh:

is that how you got me? I thought I got you with the hot tamale line :cowboy:

& i gotz you telling ya that the people that invtented ur pills loved you :heart:

Haha, hey Isabel. Me too. :)

 

You dressing up for Halloween? I know you like zombies and such...creepy things.

Lol. Alabama? That's the most redneck state... in my opinion. :tongue:

Haha, hey Isabel. Me too. :)

 

You dressing up for Halloween? I know you like zombies and such...creepy things.

actually, i think i wanna be juno ;__; haha..

lol... you had me until "perturbation" :disappointed: that's a fancy word, and I don speak dem words, cus I'm from da souf :cowboy:

 

it's true that a lot of times small talk with strangers leads to a much better conversation.... but maybe it's just because i'm lazy that i won't even try.... but compliments are a good idea :cheesy: I will try that...

 

 

elvis went home to your uterus? :uhoh:

 

 

 

 

lol... that reminds me of the jeopardy skit:

 

I'll take anal bum cover for 200 :wacky:

 

Haha, that reminds me of the SNL Jeopardy skits, they would crack me up for hours :laugh3:

 

I love you even if you are a hideous hobo :lips:

but if opposites attract, does that make me something new? :surprised:

 

You can be the pretty rich man!

 

 

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Make love to me :blush:

 

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& i gotz you telling ya that the people that invtented ur pills loved you :heart:

 

ohhh :blush: that's true! I'm a pushover for charm :gorgeous:

 

Lol. Alabama? That's the most redneck state... in my opinion. :tongue:

 

they have strong accents... but I think the people from the mountains here in North Carolina take the cake.... those are the real hicks :lol: .... not that it's a bad thing.... :uhoh: i guess it's okay to like football and bluegrass :shame: wow... i feel like i am insulting so many people... i am a racist! :bigcry:

That would be so cute! Easy, too. :) Lets get you a slinky shirt.

 

I want to be Amelia Earheart...That or Gangy after her facelift OR a contestand from Legends of the Hidden Temple. Just because old school Nickelodeon rocked.

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