Everyone knows this game, right?

We take turns, making up two scenarios, and picking which one you'd rather do. Everyone can come up with one!

 

I'll start!

 

Would you rather throw your underwear at Chris during a concert, or throw a Molotov Cocktail at Will's house?

This is like a Coldplay Would you rather right? :lol:

 

I would rather throw Molotov Cocktail at Will's House...

 

Would you currently rather Chris have curls, or Guy have Curls? :thinking:

Chris looks great with curls!

 

Would you rather force Chris to eat a hamburger or force Jonny to burn his guitar?

chris have curls, cuz he already duz and its ahhhh <33

 

would you rather

bolt across the stage naked in front of them or carry a "i <3 satriani " sign at their concert?

Underwear at Chris.... he'd never forget me... or at least, my underwear. :wacky:

^ Naked for sure. :3

-Chris's Curls

-Chris eat a hamburger.

-Bolt naked across stage.

:thinking: Jeez...

Would you rather force Gwyneth to bear Jonny, Guy, Phil and Will's children; or force Phil to marry Gwyneth while Chris goes to a strip club for the rest of his life?

Force Gweneth to take care of boys' kids.

Would you rather force Will to become a drag queen or Chris become a woman?

Chris become a woman, he already has a great falsetto ;)

Would you rather chris marry johnny or will?

Will becoming a drag queen is not only Chris' but my ultimate fantasy.

And Chris should marry Jonny!

^ Naked for sure. :3

 

and with a i <3 satch sign, you piss them off

streaking implies the chance of the inner thought "who was that? hmmm.. whoever it is they have a nice butt":laugh3:

 

Would you rather force Gwyneth to bear Jonny, Guy, Phil and Will's children; or force Phil to marry Gwyneth while Chris goes to a strip club for the rest of his life?

id rather chris go to a strip club.... i must find this strip club and seek employment so as to seduce him out of the strip and into mah house where i would then bring him to my room, turn off the lights and........................................................................................................................................................show him my glow in the dark stickers!!!!:lol:

^ Haha!

 

Would you rather see Guy go trick-or-treating as his puppet counterpart from LiTii, or Chris wearing a frilly maid suit during a Yom Kippur service?

chris in a maid's outfit. :gorgeous:

 

Chris become a woman, he already has a great falsetto ;)

Would you rather chris marry jonny or will?

 

JONNY

:wacky:

 

 

 

would you rather listen to Coldplay cover Sexyback or watch Chris do the Single Ladies dance in a leotard?

^ Frankly, I'd like both... but for the sake of the game, Chris doing the Single Ladies dance in a VERY TIGHT leotard, please! :nice:

chris has nice legs so ..... single ladies dance it is

As long as it's a TIGHT leotard, I'm fine with Chrissy doing the Single Ladies dance!

 

Would you rather go on a skydive with Chris with both of you wearing ducky suits, or go Christmas shopping with Guy at the 99 cent store?

Christmas shopping with Guy :wacky:

 

would you rather be Will or Chris?

As long as it's a TIGHT leotard, I'm fine with Chrissy doing the Single Ladies dance!

 

Would you rather go on a skydive with Chris with both of you wearing ducky suits, or go Christmas shopping with Guy at the 99 cent store?

 

mmm yes leotard love!

 

and id rather go skydiving with chris in ducky suits that are all yellow

thatd make for a hell of a signiture or myspace profile pic lol!!

OMG they would be yellow! Haha!

Would you rather eat tofu off of Chris's sweaty back or eat escargot out of Jonny's sweaty hat?

eat escargot out of Jonny's sweaty hat :P

 

Would you rather only listen to Clocks or Yellow?

Yellow.

 

Would you rather go out on a date with a cardboard cutout of Chris or climb Mount Everest with only High Speed on your iPod (no other songs....)

I'm not gay so I'm not going to go out with a cardboard cut out of Chris... and I don't have a fetish for cardboard either thank you very much. Of course I'd climb Everest with just High Speed on my iPod.

 

Would you rather shout "shut the fuck up" to Chris Martin whilst he's talking to the crowd leaving him quizzical and embarrassed or watch the whole concert behind a massive Liam Gallagher face mask?

^ I guess the second one, 'cause I'd NEVER say that to Chris. Ever.

Would you say "STFU" to this face?

Haha. I thought not.