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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Oh, that was my 24,000th post. :awesome:

:awesome: I feel honoured. :kiss:

 

Ugh ... I really need to warm myself ... I'll be back later. :freak:

Helloooooo :wacko:

 

My legs feel like legs again now.

Still snowy there?

It's getting warmer here... 54F/12C. :awesome:

Sorry, was on the phone. :P

 

The snowing has stopped, but now it's getting colder and colder again. :freak:

 

Ugh ... and uni was shitty and all and I think I should head to bed in an hour ... tomorrow is gonna suck again ... :freak:

That sucks... I hate cold weather. :dead:

 

Aw, what happened?

Ahh, just got up early and found out in uni that the class didn't take place and I was running around all day in the cold etc. etc. etc. ... I'm a littly whiny at the moment, stupid cold.

Sorry. :shame:

 

I think I'm off now already ... bye Kels. :kiss:

Oh... :thinking: Class was canceled this morning but you didn't get home til now?

 

Goodnight. :kiss: :hug:

Eh, I guess the pimps are busy :wink3:

 

Pervine. :wink3:

What about the hookers? :disappointed:

Is it bad that it's only 8.30pm and I'm thinking about going to bed already? :disappointed:

Not if you're not getting any. :disappointed:

Ha, I wish. :disappointed:

I know ... :hug:

 

How are you and the little one? :cheesy:

me: :disappointed: fat.

the little :elvis: : kicking :lol: he is hyper all the time.

 

how are you aside from stressed & sleepy? :surprised:

Aww, come on. You have every right to put on some pounds. :kiss:

You're gonna get rid of them again.

 

Awww, haha ... he's a little dancer already. :heart:

 

 

That's pretty much it ... sleepy, stressed, depressed ... don't know, I think the darkness here and the weather just pull me down a little. :disappointed:

keywords of the day: SOME POUNDS.

i gained more then some :bigcry: i need to watch what i eat. it's not healthy anymore. :shame:

 

aw dear :hug: the weather can be a b*tch sometimes!

but don't let it get to you so much.. here is grey & cloudy most of the time :disappointed: sometimes i feel like crying cuz of it.

but i mean i don't want you to be depressed! what is it? :hug:

Just don't try any kind of silly diet, okay?!

 

Aww ... well ... problems with friends and family ... don't know.

Just don't want to bother anyone. It's keeping me from sleeping, I think. :shame:

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