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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Oh I forgot she has a husband. Ren has to be the dirty mistress then. :wink3:

I'm scared.

 

Ren, because of your easyness, I wanna ask are you too ugly to get a decent woman, or are you so hot you get all of them?

Hahaha, i'm actually pretty shy irl but i'm this slutty when i'm drunk :disappointed: And in all honesty i don't think i'm either too ugly or too hot, i'm just average i believe. And i'm actually scared of long-time relationships ever since i got my heart broken so i've been fooling around for the past 4 years but i've changed and stopped that for almost a year now, whoa! Ok, i'm done being serious :P

 

 

More leia pics please :awesome:

Hahaha, i'm actually pretty shy irl but i'm this slutty when i'm drunk :disappointed: And in all honesty i don't think i'm either too ugly or too hot, i'm just average i believe. And i'm actually scared of long-time relationships ever since i got my heart broken so i've been fooling around for the past 4 years but i've changed and stopped that for almost a year now, whoa! Ok, i'm done being serious :P

 

 

More leia pics please :awesome:

 

You get a hug for being serious. :hug:

 

And you also get this:

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:curtain:

 

Perrine ... don't you appreciate all the work Ren put into finding you that lovely pic for your sig? :sad:

Oh I absolutely love it! It just made me puke a little :nice:

Hahaha, i'm actually pretty shy irl but i'm this slutty when i'm drunk :disappointed: And in all honesty i don't think i'm either too ugly or too hot, i'm just average i believe. And i'm actually scared of long-time relationships ever since i got my heart broken so i've been fooling around for the past 4 years but i've changed and stopped that for almost a year now, whoa! Ok, i'm done being serious :P

 

 

More leia pics please :awesome:

I think the same applies to me, except IRL my head is still fucked up :awesome:

Awwwww :( You get a hug because I'm a bitch.

You get a hug for being serious. :hug:

 

And you also get this:

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Aww Cheers :hug:

That leia pic made my day :awesome:

:curtain:

 

 

Oh I absolutely love it! It just made me puke a little :nice:

And i made it with so much love for you, meanie :disappointed:

 

I think the same applies to me, except IRL my head is still fucked up :awesome:

Awwwww :( You get a hug because I'm a bitch.

Haha , i'm still pretty crazy when i'm sober but just when someone gets to know me otherwise i'm pretty quiet and shy and people think i can't really speak :uhoh:

 

Nooo you aren't! You're my lovely padawan :hug:

 

btw......she is cheating on you....poor Renny:disappointed:

 

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Ouch my heart :disappointed:

btw......she is cheating on you....poor Renny:disappointed:

 

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:stunned: That woman is a slut!

 

Angela :wink3:

 

She had you too? :sick:

 

Aww Cheers :hug:

That leia pic made my day :awesome:

 

Haha :awesome:

 

Haha , i'm still pretty crazy when i'm sober but just when someone gets to know me otherwise i'm pretty quiet and shy and people think i can't really speak :uhoh

 

This is me. :disappointed:

And people stop bothering getting to know me at some point most of the time. :uhoh:

I can feel the love Ren :blush:

Show me that love by changing your avi and siggy and i'll believe you :kiss:

This is me. :disappointed:

And people stop bothering getting to know me at some point most of the time. :uhoh:

I promise i won't give up on you and i'll bug ya til you are the crazy girl you are here if i manage to go to wembley to see muse with you and anna :lips:

Hi Iz ! :nice:

 

Show me that love by changing your avi and siggy and i'll believe you :kiss:

But... but that means I should keep them for 24hours ! :dead:

 

@Imke: Maybe :sneaky:

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I must admit I have been like that.....but since I am working in that shop I must have changed

hi ren hi imke hi julia hi perrine hi hi hi :heart:

Isabel! I was about to reply to you! Happy new year!!! I hope you had a great one with my ex enrico xD ( kidding, kidding :P) Good to see ya!

But... but that means I should keep them for 24hours ! :dead:

24 hrs is good enough for me :lips:

 

I must admit I have been like that.....but since I am working in that shop I must have changed

I used to work in a surf shop right next to a beach so lots of sexy girls in bikini used to come in and i had to help them :awesome:

 

Ok , that has nothing to do with what you said but i just had a flashback haha

good to see you all :wacko:

 

:hug: ren. i think eric still has feelings for you

but shht you didn't hear it from me :shame:

hi ren hi imke hi julia hi perrine hi hi hi :heart:

 

Hi hi hi. :heart:

 

I promise i won't give up on you and i'll bug ya til you are the crazy girl you are here if i manage to go to wembley to see muse with you and anna :lips:

 

Okay. :wacko: And I'm gonna be crazy as hell in Wembley, as long as you're crazy with me. :lips:

 

Hi Iz ! :nice:

 

 

But... but that means I should keep them for 24hours ! :dead:

 

@Imke: Maybe :sneaky:

 

:stunned: Bill and now Angie ... :sick:

 

I must admit I have been like that.....but since I am working in that shop I must have changed

 

I guess it gets much easier if you have to deal with people that much.

Haha I bet you were drooling :tongue:

 

I could maybe do it.... but only if you wear your awesome siggies and avis as well :lips:

 

@Imke I think I have a thing for german hotties :wink3:

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hahaha nice story Ren.....I guess they looked like Angie and you just drooled all over them....:blush:

 

:wacky:

 

well, I don't know.....but I think it changed some things in general...I meet so many people everyday....and it makes me realise that I should not really give a damn about what some other people think of me, because people are so different....ah well don't know how to explain it....it makes me more self-confident...

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