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yes....again:disappointed:

 

I guess they will go and take a shower together in some minutes...

My translator is a schlampe :disappointed:

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"Oh mein Gott! Jaaaaa jaaaaaaaa jaaaaaaaa geben Sie es mir "

 

 

 

:lol:

 

:laugh4:

 

well....the first 6 words are right.....but the last 4 are definitely not right....if she said "Geben Sie es mir2 she'd be fucking a stranger...:wacky:

Oh yes, he/she is. :disappointed:

:laugh4:

 

well....the first 6 words are right.....but the last 4 are definitely not right....if she said "Geben Sie es mir2 she'd be fucking a stranger...:wacky:

 

 

I just had to think of that one movie with Tom Cruise ...

 

"Hör' niemals auf mich zu ficken!" :uhoh:

 

Ok, i need to have a one night stand with a german girl so i can write down her proper exclamations when she reaches climax, any volunteers? :charming:

:inquisitive:

No tranny lovers allowed so goodbye kels :snobby:

Bah, you're too far away anyway. :lips:

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what's that Imke?:uhoh:

 

Oh Ren....you know that I am the first to raise my hand:whip:

:wacky:

@Julia: I think it was in Jerry Maguire ... :uhoh:

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ahahaha I will fuck up the stage with my german screaming during the backstage action:gorgeous:

 

 

ahhh nooo...I wanted to stop being pervy...:disappointed:

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ah I suck at knowing films....I have never heard of this one, Imke:disappointed:

Bah, you're too far away anyway. :lips:

Dang :disappointed:

 

what's that Imke?:uhoh:

 

Oh Ren....you know that I am the first to raise my hand:whip:

:wacky:

I knew i could count on you jules :kiss:

 

I don't love trannies. :(

Yes you do and you love shane too :mean:

 

ahahaha I will fuck up the stage with my german screaming during the backstage action:gorgeous:

 

 

ahhh nooo...I wanted to stop being pervy...:disappointed:

Rawr! And this is why i love julia and why i'll nominate her for biggest perv next year :lips:

Yes, yes, yes. Pervy Jules is back. :wacky:

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Oh Renny....you as my man in the Travolta suit can always count on me when it comes to backstage action related things like having a one night stand with a german girl to test her german screaming:whip:

 

:wacky:

 

 

I am actually surprised that nobody nominated me for biggest perv this year....since I am even scaring myself away....seriously....I seriously thought about stop posting...:uhoh:

So much for being nice to me, Ren. :bigcry:

 

I'm going to go back to hiding in the lounge games. :disappointed:

So much for being nice to me, Ren. :bigcry:

 

I'm going to go back to hiding in the lounge games. :disappointed:

Nooooo i was joking babeh! Stay here kitty lova :kiss:

Have you smoked dead mice again, Julia? :thinking:

Dream is just taking over my real personality...:bigcry:

Dream Rensolo , me likes! :wacky:

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nah not yet Imke....:smug:

 

actually I am not even feeling pervy tonight....:wacky:

 

haha dream rensolo.....only if you are my personal horse, renny:kiss:

Nooooo i was joking babeh! Stay here kitty lova :kiss:

 

I don't think I can forgive you again, for the 353509345th time. :snobby:

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