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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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You disgust me.

 

*gets doll out and starts biting its shirt*

YOU ARE MENTAL, WOMAN!

 

*licks doll's neck*

Time for me to go, nighty ladies and have sweet dreams :kiss:

50 bucks says we scared him away.

Bye Ren! Thanks, you too :kiss:

We could never scare Ren! We're innocent angels. :angel:

Perrineeeeee :lips:

 

I think i missed imke today :bigcry:

 

Awww, shoot. :disappointed:

 

Awww :disappointed:

 

We should plan a party all together someday !

 

Yes! :wacko:

 

 

 

Hello world! :kiss:

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Omg....to the actual topic of this thread:wacky:

 

I guess these guys are going to have fun tonight...:sick:

They're always having fun without me. :disappointed:

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Which band are you talking about ? :P

 

 

Oh really ? how long do the studies last ? Here it's "only" 3 years :nice:

 

 

Hi Imke ! :nice:

 

ah MY band:bigcry:

Your band's reuniting? :wacko: When?

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ok...guys....this time...it's serious:

 

My bed is shaking like crazy. I HATE THIS GIRL:veryangry:

 

seriously.....I am glad I am listening to loud music on headphones....ahhhhhh

 

 

AHHHHHHH

 

 

 

AHHHHHHH

 

:angry:

 

:bigcry:

 

this is so not funny

 

Imke, yeah my band will probably re-unite....:blush:

I can't wait...ahhh...:dance:

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OH FUCK

 

I seriously wish her bed will crash down....she is screaming like crazy

Bahahaha! :lol: I'm so sorry Julia. :kiss:

Your poor ears.

 

 

I'm so excited for you! :dance: (the band thing ... not the sex thing)

That's terrible...

 

 

Hahahahahahahahhbafawahahhahahahwaba :awesome:

 

 

:sad:

Let's hope they're quick. :lips:

ok...guys....this time...it's serious:

 

My bed is shaking like crazy. I HATE THIS GIRL:veryangry:

 

seriously.....I am glad I am listening to loud music on headphones....ahhhhhh

 

 

AHHHHHHH

 

 

 

AHHHHHHH

 

:angry:

 

:bigcry:

 

this is so not funny

 

Imke, yeah my band will probably re-unite....:blush:

I can't wait...ahhh...:dance:

If the guy who is banging your friend is like me then he's probably gonna knock on your door asking you if you have some spare condoms :lol:

 

 

Not that i actually did that :uhoh:

 

 

 

Ok, maybe a few times but nevermind :wacky:

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I don't even know if they have finished yet...:sick:

 

but it's seriously horrible....I definitely should find someone to take revenge (spelling??)....:evil:

 

weeee....I am so happy about the band thing....:dance:

 

We will meet on thursday....:D

ok...guys....this time...it's serious:

 

My bed is shaking like crazy. I HATE THIS GIRL:veryangry:

 

seriously.....I am glad I am listening to loud music on headphones....ahhhhhh

 

 

AHHHHHHH

 

 

 

AHHHHHHH

 

:angry:

 

:bigcry:

 

this is so not funny

 

Imke, yeah my band will probably re-unite....:blush:

I can't wait...ahhh...:dance:

 

again? :lol:

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If the guy who is banging your friend is like me then he's probably gonna knock on your door asking you if you have some spare condoms :lol:

 

 

Not that i actually did that :uhoh:

 

 

 

Ok, maybe a few times but nevermind :wacky:

 

hahaha wild Renny:whip:

 

well, I have a spare condom here.....but first of all: She is not my friend:sick:

 

second: The guy is not the loud and annoying one....it's her:sick:

 

but actually....he must be banging her super hard according to her screaming....and she looks so innocent which is the worst thing...

Oh yeah, you need someone louder to take revenge. :lips:

 

 

Yay for your band! :dance: I'm sure you have fun.

OH FUCK

 

I seriously wish her bed will crash down....she is screaming like crazy

 

 

"Oh mein Gott! Jaaaaa jaaaaaaaa jaaaaaaaa geben Sie es mir "

 

 

 

:lol:

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