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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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haha yeah....maybe you should get a live album if you have the chance...:wacky:

 

I saw them randomly on a big german music festival 2 years ago...I liked them before, so I told my friends we should see them instead of the main act who played on the main stage at the same time as Travis was playing....so there were not that many people and we had a nice view to the stage....and it was a nice summer evening and the sun was setting....and the band was in such a cute mood.....it was such a perfect concert...I will never forget it:heart:

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Hi there Julia..

I have this awesome idea of a condom and I hope you can do it for me.

I want a condom which can turn my sex partner into one of the members of the band of the song that will be played from the condom jukebox.

For example if I use a Radiohead song, my partner automatically turns into Colin Greenwood.

 

Please tell me you can do that.

 

OMG....this is one perfect idea. I think you should be my new assistant haha...:wacky:

 

Well, I could try doing this, but I am not sure if this will work. I wonder how I could do that...:thinking:

 

there is just one problem about it: Imagine you want to listen to a female band and then your partner turns into the lead singer or somethng like that.....so only special condoms should ahve that...not all

If you can make them, I won't mind being your assisstant or free..as long as I get long life supply :wacky:

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I will try it....I guess I can win many new clients by doing that....:dance:

Cant wait! :wacky:

oow, imke, julia & kesliepoo were online & i missed it.. dang it :disappointed:

I'm here now, sweetie. :kiss:

imkeeeeee.. :heart:

 

youuu have stolen my heaart.. lalala :singer:

:wacko: how are you today? did you get to sleepy? :kiss:

I've stolen your heart? Not possible. :wacko:

 

Yup ... had a lot of sleep. :drunk:

How are you?

Hi there Julia..

I have this awesome idea of a condom and I hope you can do it for me.

I want a condom which can turn my sex partner into one of the members of the band of the song that will be played from the condom jukebox.

For example if I use a Radiohead song, my partner automatically turns into Colin Greenwood.

 

Please tell me you can do that.

:awesome:

I'll be your first client !

I've stolen your heart? Not possible. :wacko:

 

Yup ... had a lot of sleep. :drunk:

How are you?

you did :surprised:

but don't tell eric :disappointed:

 

 

 

:lol:

 

good, sleep is good for you <3

i'm ok.. i just woke up :bomb: i'm still a little out of it..

:charming: Don't worry, I won't tell him.

 

What time is it? :surprised:

Haha, don't worry. I'm sure you two needed the sleep. :kiss:

we went to bed real late last night :sad:

haha, i'm so slow this morning.. it's sad :lol:

 

i need energy ;___;

I went to bed at 3.30 or something like that. :sad:

Won't make it that long today though ...

Yup, uni ... and I have to get up at 7.20 ... :sad:

oh wow :dead:

i need to go back to school.. bu idk what i want to study yet :disappointed:

i was going to go to flight attending school, but i can't anymore..

Is it not possible to do that after the baby's born? :sad: But I guess it's a little demanding ... hmmm. :hug:

:disappointed: it would be too hard..

i would never be home if i became a flight attendant,

it's always been my dream but i have to do what's best for the baby :nice:

Yeah, that's true. :kiss:

Is there anything else you could see yourself doing in the future?

i have a general idea..

i want to work with people, you know?

it's confusing, i just know that i want to be able to help others..

so maybe if i see different options i might find something i like :heart:

Ahh, that sounds like a good idea.

You should totally work with people, maybe children?! :heart:

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