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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Ren, get my name right, you geezer. :mean:

I'm sorry mrs coolsige shane :kiss:

I want that lolly.

 

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Thanks. :kiss:

Now I'm off. :hug:

I'm sorry mrs coolsige shane :kiss:

 

You hate me. :kiss:

You hate me. :kiss:

Yup with a passion :kiss:

:shocked2: You ARE a pedobear!

That's you!! You want to get in shane's underage pants, you disgust me! :sick:

Nah, you're the one imagining that happening, you sick perv. :sick:

That's not what shane said :snobby:

You've been talking to shane? I guess you're the one who wants to get in his pants in the first place. :sick:

But i'm nice to you :kiss:

 

 

 

Julieeee, how are you doing kitty killer? :kiss:

 

Perfecto! How about you Howrennyandmcsawtheworld? :wacko:

ok...guys....this time...it's serious:

 

My bed is shaking like crazy. I HATE THIS GIRL:veryangry:

 

seriously.....I am glad I am listening to loud music on headphones....ahhhhhh

 

 

AHHHHHHH

 

 

 

AHHHHHHH

 

:angry:

 

:bigcry:

 

this is so not funny

 

Imke, yeah my band will probably re-unite....:blush:

I can't wait...ahhh...:dance:

Bwahahaha I'm sorry but your situation is sadly hilarious :lol:

Well, have a good night Julia, I hope her BF is a quick one XD

 

If the guy who is banging your friend is like me then he's probably gonna knock on your door asking you if you have some spare condoms :lol:

 

 

Not that i actually did that :uhoh:

 

 

 

Ok, maybe a few times but nevermind :wacky:

RENNIE !

Your mummeh doesn't want to hear such things:whip:

 

 

Well, at least you use condoms :P

 

Yup ... but I kinda hope my brother leaves soon, so I can use the TV downstairs and watch my HAARP DVD again ... without him telling me how bad Muse is. :dozey:

give it. now.

Yay, HAARP time. :freak: See you later ladies. :kiss:

give it. now.

oow, imke, julia & kesliepoo were online & i missed it.. dang it :disappointed:

everyone is in different time zones so all of us can't talk together, it sucks

We could never scare Ren! We're innocent angels. :angel:

yeah sure ok

Omg....to the actual topic of this thread:wacky:

 

I guess these guys are going to have fun tonight...:sick:

:stunned:

OH FUCK

 

I seriously wish her bed will crash down....she is screaming like crazy

oh my god, again?

Ok, i need to have a one night stand with a german girl so i can write down her proper exclamations when she reaches climax, any volunteers? :charming:

again, why you're my role model :cheesy:

*knock knock*

welcome to the love shack.

That's you!! You want to get in shane's underage pants, you disgust me! :sick:

stop talking about sleeping with 12 year olds, you freaks :sick:

RENNIE !

Your mummeh doesn't want to hear such things:whip:

 

 

Well, at least you use condoms :P

Sowwy :kiss:

 

Yeah i do, are you proud of me? :kid:

 

again, why you're my role model :cheesy:

That was lessson 2 my young padawan :pimp2:

Not giving it. :snobby:

 

Good morning everyone ... :kiss:

Why are you still up?

I can't get to sleep :disappointed:

 

Btw imkeee, check the muse media section :wacko:

Aww. :hug:

You know I know how you feel. :kiss:

 

I will. :wacko: No time for downloading now though ... :disappointed:

:kiss:

Oh i know :hug:

 

I think i better go off to bed, hope to see ya later dear :kiss:

 

Adios ladies :lips:

Good night! :kiss: :hug:

Oh...hello!

Goodnight! :uhoh:

Sweet dreams :nice:

Sowwy :kiss:

 

Yeah i do, are you proud of me? :kid:

Yep I am !

I remember when I gave you your first condom when you were 12... I'm such a good mommy :wacky:

You're his mommy? :stunned:

 

Hello? Anybody here? :kiss:

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