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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Julia, you should better get me some mushrooms soon. :snobby:

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noooo....not today....I am feeling too normal today....:disappointed:

 

oh wait....that may be the reason to get mushrooms, right?:wacky:

nah not yet Imke....:smug:

 

actually I am not even feeling pervy tonight....:wacky:

 

haha dream rensolo.....only if you are my personal horse, renny:kiss:

You got it! :whip:

 

Wait, that means you're gonna ride me? :uhoh:

 

 

:wink3:

 

I don't think I can forgive you again, for the 353509345th time. :snobby:

You know you will because you love me :kiss:

Yup, mushrooms for everyone please. :wacky:

Especially for Ren ... :lips:

You got it! :whip:

 

Wait, that means you're gonna ride me? :uhoh:

 

 

:wink3:

 

 

You know you will because you love me :kiss:

 

You're making it hard for me to love you. :mean:

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Oh you are right Ren....I haven't even thought of that:wink3:

 

Yes, I'm gonna ride you just like Dream would ride her horse....I will ride you through the whole backstage area:whip:

 

:uhoh:

 

 

ahhh no mushrooms.....please.....or wait...give Ren some mushrooms...:wacko:

Yup, mushrooms for everyone please. :wacky:

Especially for Ren ... :lips:

Yay! I wuv you Imke :lips:

 

You're making it hard for me to love you. :mean:

 

But i'm just loveable :heart:

I love you too, Pitufo. :kiss:

 

But Julia spent the longest time hiding under my bed watching my every moves and she still hasn't given me any mushrooms. :sad:

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I am sorry Imke:embarassed:

 

but I am just so addicted that I usually smoke them myself...:disappointed:

Nah, I think I hate you. :heart:

:disappointed:

 

I love you too, Pitufo. :kiss:

 

But Julia spent the longest time hiding under my bed watching my every moves and she still hasn't given me any mushrooms. :sad:

 

She was under your bed? :o I hope the bed wasn't shaking :wacko:

Yeah, I should go down there and spank you a little. :whip:

They're mine, not yours. You work for me. :snobby:

 

Ohhhh, the bed was ... not shaking. :disappointed:

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omg.....the bottom of my laptop is getting so hot that I should seriously turn it off:uhoh:

 

haha I guess because it is too pervy on here....:wacky:

 

so I will sleep now.....goodnight and sweet pervy dreams, pervy friends:lips:

:disappointed:

 

I'd love you if you were ever nice to me. :hug:

 

Goodnight Julia!

Aww. :( Goodnight. :hug: Sweet pervy Jim dreams. :lips:

Nighty Julia , sweet pervy dreams :kiss:

*knock knock*

I'd love you if you were ever nice to me. :hug:

 

Goodnight Julia!

But i'm nice to you :kiss:

 

*knock knock*

 

Julieeee, how are you doing kitty killer? :kiss:

:snobby:

You know, ceolsige is old english for Kelsie...

Ren ... did you actually think Kels was 15 when you tried to hook her up with me? Do you think I'm a pedo?! :disappointed:

:snobby:

You know, ceolsige is old english for Kelsie...

Whatever you say coolsige :kiss:

 

Ren ... did you actually think Kels was 15 when you tried to hook her up with me? Do you think I'm a pedo?! :disappointed:

I thought you were after julia showed me a pic of you and kels together :uhoh:

 

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Ren, get my name right, you geezer. :mean:

I want that lolly.

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