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Seinfeld

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Can't spare a square.... :)

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was the phrase radical reconstructive surgery mentioned at all....

 

(It was in the mimbo episode)

the soup nazi!! :lol: :lol:

 

NO SOUP FOR YOU! OUT!!!!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

YES!!!

^^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I like the episode when Jerry started to shave his chest because his girlfriend thought he was a swimmer. Then Seinfeld just kept on shaving because he thought it was uneven - then "Cosmo" told Jerry to stop shaving and showed him his chest and Kramer screamed-

"LOOK AT IT!! LOOK AT IT!! IT'S HIDEOUS!"

and Seinfeld covers his eyes as if he were being blinded.

 

:lol: :lol:

Oh and then there's the "manhand" epidode!

 

oh there's so many!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: I just saw that one the other day!

It's so funny! He just keeps on staring at her hands and insists that he can't go out with her anymore because of her hands!!

 

:lol:

the soup nazi!! :lol: :lol:

 

NO SOUP FOR YOU! OUT!!!!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

YES!!!

 

^^^Hahaha i remember that one!

 

One quote from that episode,when george ordered soup, went something like-

"Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread."

"Bread, two dollars extra."

"Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread."

"You want bread?"

"Yes, please."

"Three dollars!"

"What?"

"No soup for you!"

:lol: :lol:

Ever see the one where Seinfeld's going out with this chick and her toothbrush falls into the toilet?

Then he breaks up with her 'cause he thought it was disgusting to have to kiss someone who uses a dirty toothbrush.

Then gets back together with her and then the whole toilet blows up on her and he's like "have a nice life!" (i think that's the quote)

the soup nazi!! :lol: :lol:

 

NO SOUP FOR YOU! OUT!!!!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

YES!!!

 

^^^Hahaha i remember that one!

 

One quote from that episode,when george ordered soup, went something like-

"Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread."

"Bread, two dollars extra."

"Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread."

"You want bread?"

"Yes, please."

"Three dollars!"

"What?"

"No soup for you!"

:lol: :lol:

 

LOL

:lol: :lol:

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We tried to visit the actual "Soup Nazi" store, but they were closed for the summer!

 

Have a Nice Life!! (that was classic! :lol: )

i looooooove this one it kills me:After adopting a highway, Kramer picks trash off it, and keeps the street immaculate. He later paints over the lines in the street to give drivers wider lanes. This created quite a debacle for drivers. hahahahhaha and all u see at the end is neuman and its all flammable and hes drving the truck and everything blows up..yeah lol

haha - and elaine finally drives in the lanes and is like - "these lanes, they're so luxurious!"

 

:lol:

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I love that episode!!!! :D I want wide lanes!

Haha!! :lol:

There was a seinfeld episode on last night and it was the 'bubble boy' one and i just remembered the quote when George is talking to his g/f or wateva.. I think her name was Naomi . Anyway it went something like-

Naomi - "I thought you were happy-go-lucky."

George- "No, no, no, I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, and I don't go. If anything, I'm sad-stop-unlucky."

:lol: :lol:

:lol: seinfeld is my favorite show ever i never get tired of it i could watch it non stop for a week or so

Seinfeld is also one of my fave shows. When the series ended, i cried.

 

Putty has to be the greatest character.. "Hey, i gotta go home and get ready for the game, but i'll come back..we''ll make out!"..hahaha :lol:

 

and remember when he had the eight ball jacket and he kept posing! CLASSIC!!

  • 3 weeks later...

 

 

"high five.."

 

A candy bar lineup!

i remember when putty told elaine, "its not my fault your going to hell."

 

and the bubble boy - "its mores!!!"

poetlife21

 

welcome to the board. i hope you are kind to people and they are kind to you.

 

and i'm sorry. it's the moops.

i remember when putty told elaine' date=' "its not my fault your going to hell."[/quote']

 

hilarious

 

i just loved the way he talked!

the whole putty and elaine dynamic was great, but putty ... putty was one of the great characters, for sure.

 

oh, that coat.

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