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The Cool and Crazy Caption Thread

weedy_gonzalez
in The Lounge

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so there`s this thread in the coldplay forum with coldplay captions and it`s doing pretty good there so i thought i might do one here too with none-coldplay pix.

 

there`s one rule: you post pic of anyone or anyffin BUT COLDPLAY and make a short comment to it.

 

i`ll start.

oh man..GOOOOOOOD IDEA!!! But I could quite easily get addicted and never get anything done now!! :lol:

mmmmmm...wurd imma get my drink on then go piss up barry's tree, god I can't stand that asshole... :angry: shit wish I had 2 straws now...

another success story here at the Easy Methodone Driving School

you can do it if you put your ass into it :dozey:

someone must've been laughing their ass off :cool:

:stunned: :lol:

So wrong..but so funny lol

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brandon (thinking): *fuck! it tastes like pee. oh fuck that i gotta win!! drink, brandon drink! don`t give up!!*

kilmore (thinking): *hahaha he doesn`t know i pissed into his can muahahaha*

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dirk (the guy on the left): 'remember when we played for the queen elisabeth?'

mike (the guy with curly hair): yeah... and jose almost hit her with his drumstick!'

jose (guy in the hat): haahaahaa very funny mike!!

brandon (the one in the middle): AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kilmore (the one on the right): 'whoa!! an airplane!!'

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keanu thinking: *now all i have to do is secretly put this box under mr bush`s car.'

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keanu thinking: 'damn, i must have left my motorbike on the other side of the town. shit'

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keanu thinking (counting): '5 plus 2....eleven...plus 5....twenty... plus 3.....twenty um .....twenty plus 3.... aaaaaaah..... uuumm... twenty.... um.... aaaah.... OH FUCK THAT!! I`M A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE I DON`T HAVE TO COUNT EVERY FUCKING DOLLAR!'

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keanu: 'no!! i am not ricky martin. i repeat i am not ricky martin!'

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