Stinking morons with bad taste. :o

 

What does Chris Martin find in women? :P

hairy feet and concave tits.

 

 

What was their 1st single in their VLV album?

Violent Hill.

 

I used to rule the - ?

monkeys

"Life is for_____?"

Defecating.

 

So you don't know where you're going and you wanna -?

eat

 

Im gonna buy a gun and _____?

stand on top of the school and mimic John Dillinger.

 

Life in -?

Djibouti

 

Everythings not...?

LIZARDrous.

 

Oh - dont let me?

Stay.

Who is Jonny Married to?

the princess of babaland.

 

what instrument can Chris NOT play?

you :blush:

edit:

the tangerine

who is Guy dating?:uhoh:

Jonas Bjerre.

 

What is Guy's daugther's name?

Beryllium.

 

How many kids does chris have?

25

 

how many kids does Will have?

42136

 

What kind of shoes does Chris Martin wear?

42.

 

What colour is Guy's clothes in the X&Y era?

 

edit: Bright yellow.

 

What colour was Guy's clothes in the X&Y era?

bright blue

 

what is Jons full name?

Jonathon Mark Crestsland.

 

What is Guy's last name?

Cherrywoman.

 

How old is Chris?

over 9000

 

How many toes are on Will's left foot?

2.

 

They're turning my - out. ?

spaghetti.

 

 

how old is Jonny?

525,600

 

what is chris martin's favorite coldplay song?

i noticed a lot of these questions are very redundant